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nem-x
posted 11-13-2002 02:50:12 AM
Anyone else been getting this one lately?

Oh shi...
what
posted 11-13-2002 02:51:22 AM
Oh ya. 3 chicks at the same time.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-13-2002 02:51:34 AM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-13-2002 02:52:24 AM
No, but I wish I have.

I won't even tell you about my transvestite problems.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-13-2002 02:58:31 AM
Comedy Gold!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Oh shi...
what
posted 11-13-2002 03:15:09 AM
nem-x
posted 11-13-2002 03:17:29 AM
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-13-2002 03:18:28 AM
No. I win.

Btw, your nose is fucked up.

nem-x
posted 11-13-2002 03:25:06 AM
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-13-2002 03:28:12 AM
Grow a mustache
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-13-2002 03:30:22 AM
I agree with Delid. Shave the 'stache off until its defined, and doesn't look like you're a teenager that got into a fight with a marker.

Same with Delid, but replace 'Stache with "Goatee"

I can't spell, either. Woo~

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-13-2002 03:30:26 AM
*snerks*

ROFL

nem-x
posted 11-13-2002 03:32:00 AM
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-13-2002 03:34:54 AM
..

That's just mean.

Oh shi...
what
posted 11-13-2002 03:46:08 AM
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-13-2002 03:47:33 AM
This is the most fantastic duel of all time.

Nem-x seems to be winning because his photoshops look less photoshopped.

Oh shi...
what
posted 11-13-2002 03:48:30 AM
I thought my Micheal Jackson one was a good photoshop
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-13-2002 03:49:19 AM
Fool, I can see where Nem's face ends and MJ's face begins. It looks like he's wearing a mask.

A failure is you.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-13-2002 03:52:25 AM
This is one of the funniest threads of all time.
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-13-2002 04:15:01 AM
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 11-13-2002 07:21:35 AM
doooooood!! Snoota!
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 11-13-2002 07:28:59 AM
Delidgamond shaved the wrong half of his face.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 11-13-2002 08:11:41 AM
The first photoshop is the best out of the lot of them, but that's to be expected as there was enough time available to put a lot of effort into it.

Second place goes to "Bad," though. That's done well.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-13-2002 11:42:12 AM
Best. Thread. EVER.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 11-13-2002 12:02:06 PM
The Michael Jackson one rules
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-13-2002 12:40:08 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Bajah stammered:
This is one of the funniest threads of all time.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
nem-x
posted 11-13-2002 12:42:37 PM
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 11-13-2002 12:44:01 PM
o.
m.
g.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-13-2002 12:53:33 PM
.....

hahahahhahahah

nem-x
posted 11-13-2002 01:14:30 PM
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 11-13-2002 01:29:35 PM
LOL!

This is the best thread I've seen in a long time.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-13-2002 01:56:19 PM
Kelly Rippa's illigilament daughter!

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-13-2002 02:02:56 PM

My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-13-2002 02:07:10 PM
Great, I must defeat both of you now...JUST YOU WAIT.

TO GOOGLE!

Oh shi...
what
posted 11-13-2002 02:10:15 PM
Dammit Fae, why can't you have a straight face pic in the wedding pictures...
nem-x
posted 11-13-2002 02:14:40 PM
Damn I look sexy as a woman.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-13-2002 02:21:08 PM
*laughs histericaly*

OMGS!! this is to good

Oh shi...
what
posted 11-13-2002 02:22:28 PM

I'm not that yellow nem

Bloodwraith
Pancake
posted 11-13-2002 02:23:11 PM
omg the richard simmons one is the funniest out of all of them
"shh, Can you hear the Raven?"-The Beholder
nem-x
posted 11-13-2002 02:24:02 PM
A white face and tanned body doesn't look right.

and Bwahaha

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