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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-13-2002 01:16:13 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Okay, delores.

Hey! Delores is my mothers name, don't sully it ya rodent!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-13-2002 01:18:11 AM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Because I felt like it.

I saw a Delphi post with Parcelan as the last poster and I just knew he was starting on Delphi again.


So... you're going out of your way to take the opportunity to argue with Parce?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lashanna
noob
posted 11-13-2002 01:18:48 AM
Yes, we all live in fear of being bitterly and humiliatingly portrayed in Parcelan's parodies.

All our egos are fragile, and dependant upon how Parcelan portrays us in his parodies.

You do realize how ridiculous this sounds, right?

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 11-13-2002 01:19:48 AM
quote:
Kinanik had this to say about Captain Planet:
Life sucks and then you die!

Normal: Life's a bitch, and then you die.

Christian: Life's a bitch, and then you fry.

Discordian: Life's a bitch, but you get to come back as one of her puppies.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 11-13-2002 01:21:26 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Trent:
Hey! Delores is my mothers name, don't sully it ya rodent!

To quote Slayers:

"If I gave you my name, you'ld get it dirty."

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 11-13-2002 01:21:41 AM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about dark elf butts:
Yes, we all live in fear of being bitterly and humiliatingly portrayed in Parcelan's parodies.

All our egos are fragile, and dependant upon how Parcelan portrays us in his parodies.

You do realize how ridiculous this sounds, right?


But Lashanna! My entire ego is built upon my portrayal on this online message board! If someone flames the fuck out of me, I'll end up curled in a ball in the corner crying like a whipped dog!

OMG! What if Parcelan sticks me in his next EC vs MM and makes me die at the hand of a gelatinous cube? I don't know how I could live with myself afterwards

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-13-2002 01:22:05 AM
Perhaps in words, Lashanna.

Perhaps.

An ego is a rather fragile thing. And while pride may keep that ego protected for a time, it too, can be worn down by constant insults and jokes at one's expense.

I've been in the hospital's psyciatric ward.
I've seen therapists off and on for years.
I've been under hypnosis for things relating to this.

They do have an impact, no matter how silly it sounds put onto paper.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 11-13-2002 01:23:55 AM
Oh lordy. For being in a parody.

Wow is all I can say.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
nem-x
posted 11-13-2002 01:24:05 AM
Hypnosis....? For stuff related to the message board?


teehee

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 11-13-2002 01:24:25 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I've been under hypnosis for things relating to this.

Seriously?

If I snap my fingers in front of your face and tell you you're a chihuaha, will you start walking around the house saying 'Yo quiero taco bell'? That would be cool.

I want to hypnotise Bajah and Suchii, and make them beleive that they're a pair of russian dancers. The ones with the big black furry hats and red shirts who squat down, arms folded, and kick out their feet.

Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 11-13-2002 01:25:12 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Perhaps in words, Lashanna.

Perhaps.

An ego is a rather fragile thing. And while pride may keep that ego protected for a time, it too, can be worn down by constant insults and jokes at one's expense.

I've been in the hospital's psyciatric ward.
I've seen therapists off and on for years.
I've been under hypnosis for things relating to this.

They do have an impact, no matter how silly it sounds put onto paper.


As honest as that may be, don't bring it up. Truthfully, people look at things like that as a chance to go for the kill. Ever see what happens when someone puts up a personal story of a bad time in an argument thread? Half a dozen people leap on it with insults and mockery.

Sad, I know. But it happens more often than you'd expect.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-13-2002 01:26:02 AM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about pies:
Hypnosis....? For stuff related to the message board?


teehee


No, for the constant verbal and physical beatings I used to endure in school, life, and in general.

If someone puts you down enough, you start to believe it.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-13-2002 01:26:53 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis obviously shouldn't have said:
Perhaps in words, Lashanna.

Perhaps.

An ego is a rather fragile thing. And while pride may keep that ego protected for a time, it too, can be worn down by constant insults and jokes at one's expense.

I've been in the hospital's psyciatric ward.
I've seen therapists off and on for years.
I've been under hypnosis for things relating to this.

They do have an impact, no matter how silly it sounds put onto paper.


So, what are you saying. "My emotional health is feeble at best. Please don't hurt me?"

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Angst
Pancake
posted 11-13-2002 01:27:30 AM
I GROW STRONG IN THIS THREAD.
This thread has been killed by me.

Sigpic by Synny!

Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 11-13-2002 01:28:05 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about pies:
So, what are you saying. "My emotional health is feeble at best. Please don't hurt me?"

...See?

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-13-2002 01:28:55 AM
Your best bet is to never acknowledge my existence, Delphi. Never speak to me. Never refer to me. To you, I am a figment of your imagination. Something to think of only as a shadow that will never touch you or interact with you at all.

You have my sincerest word that I will do the same for you.

Unless you want to try to work something out, which I am all for. You're a decent guy. You go about some things a little weird, and we've traded blows, but it's not unsalvagable.

I await your decision.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 11-13-2002 01:29:09 AM
Gaze into my crystal ball. All answers shall be revealed.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 11-13-2002 01:29:13 AM
quote:
From the book of Angst, chapter 3, verse 16:
I GROW STRONG IN THIS THREAD.

Imaginging the person in your sigpic screaming out that phrase just made me fall over laughing my ass off...

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 11-13-2002 01:29:24 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Cuba:
Perhaps in words, Lashanna.

Perhaps.

An ego is a rather fragile thing. And while pride may keep that ego protected for a time, it too, can be worn down by constant insults and jokes at one's expense.

I've been in the hospital's psyciatric ward.
I've seen therapists off and on for years.
I've been under hypnosis for things relating to this.

They do have an impact, no matter how silly it sounds put onto paper.


I don't really want to, but I have to agree with Delphi here. Sometimes, words can be VERY harmful, even if most people don't think they sounded that bad.

If someone's allready got issues or other problems, it can be fairly easy to wound with words. Far too easy, in fact.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 11-13-2002 01:31:00 AM
but he wasnt starting off on him, unless you cant take a joke. No offense Lyinar, your pretty cool from what i seen, but you do have a tendency to go a little overboard. Parce just makes jokes alot. He human, so some of his jokes are going to be bad, happenes to everyone. i joke around alot, and people that have been around me know that and dont take my stuff seriously. Im not scared to stand up to Parce if i agreed with him, and if he did go off in vengence against me with humor, i would actauly kinda want to see it cause it would be funny, but thats me. parce has only really said one thing to me that has gotten me really pissed, but that was something he couldnt have know. just lighten it, help keep down the lock theads, cause remember, locked threads make baby jesus cry.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Lashanna
noob
posted 11-13-2002 01:31:56 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Drakkenmaw:
...See?

I hate to say it, but well, that was sort of asking for it.

Believe it or not, a lot of people, on these boards especially, have been in therapy of some sort (or need to be ).

Really, if these boards can damage your ego that much, I think Drysart should ban you for the sake of your own mental health.

Help him, help you.
Help him, help you.
[/Jerry]

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 11-13-2002 01:33:39 AM
quote:
Khyron was naked while typing this:
Imaginging the person in your sigpic screaming out that phrase just made me fall over laughing my ass off...


Same reaction here

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 11-13-2002 01:33:53 AM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Cuba:
I hate to say it, but well, that was sort of asking for it.

Believe it or not, a lot of people, on these boards especially, have been in therapy of some sort (or need to be ).

Really, if these boards can damage your ego that much, I think Drysart should ban you for the sake of your own mental health.

Help him, help you.
Help him, help you.
[/Jerry]


Agreed. Don't ask the people around you to pander to your needs. Either live with the way things are around you, or move so that your surroundings are more suitable towards your needs.

Same thing goes for this board.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 11-13-2002 01:34:30 AM
What's a joke to someone else, DoR, isn't always a joke to the person it's being said to. Parcelan never considers how his actions might affect someone. He just says it, and then expects everyone else to have a "thick skin" because they "can't take his joke"

I'm sorry. I don't agree with that. I'm more of the opinion that we all should consider just what we're saying or doing to someone else, have some respect, and exert self control if it's going to hurt someone else. Parcelan never considers this, as is obvious from how big of an asshole he is to so many people.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-13-2002 01:35:35 AM
Yeah, so I'm done. This has gotten kinda sad and I need to take a shower.

Mad props to my posse, as usual

See you all tomorrow.

nem-x
posted 11-13-2002 01:36:13 AM
quote:
Angst spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I GROW STRONG IN THIS THREAD.

Omfg. Lmao

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 11-13-2002 01:37:04 AM
omgz no! The king is leafving! what will we do o membars of the p0ss33?!
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Lashanna
noob
posted 11-13-2002 01:39:07 AM
You can say Parcelan is being overly extreme by assuming everyone should have thick skin.

By that token, however, you're being overly extreme in assuming that everyone needs to have the utmost consideration for 100% of the population all the time.

Hate to say it, but you always have to brush up against someone when making your way down a hallway. Now if everyone got pissed and starting shoving over this brushing, or got their feelings hurt and started crying, the hallways would be pointless.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 11-13-2002 01:40:17 AM
I like how Parc flames people for agreeing with Ly, but supports his own posse
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 11-13-2002 01:41:05 AM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
What's a joke to someone else, DoR, isn't always a joke to the person it's being said to. Parcelan never considers how his actions might affect someone. He just says it, and then expects everyone else to have a "thick skin" because they "can't take his joke"

I'm sorry. I don't agree with that. I'm more of the opinion that we all should consider just what we're saying or doing to someone else, have some respect, and exert self control if it's going to hurt someone else. Parcelan never considers this, as is obvious from how big of an asshole he is to so many people.


I would urge you to live by your own words, then.

"I'm more of the opinion that we all should consider just what we're saying or doing to someone else, have some respect, and exert self control if it's going to hurt someone else."

Even if someone's insulting someone else, take this into account. You're not an appointed avenger, you're just also another person. So consider what you say and do, show some respect even when you don't think the other person deserves it, and exercise self-control to keep from bringing down the hammer on those people you disagree with.

I promise, it'll make you some new friends.

I'm not trying to be condescending or anything. You just seemed to violate this yourself on this thread.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 11-13-2002 01:43:01 AM
i know that, i had ment to say that, but i kinda forgot , but the thing is, parce cant know how some people will react to what he says, and sometimes, he may not be saying it tothem, but to the boards to get a laguh from everyone else. if you dont like his jokes, just tell him, and he will stop. I know what your going to say, youve told him, and he hasnt stop, thats cause [large]you[/large]keep jabing at you, he didnt mention you in this thread, but you came in here and started putting him down.

Hes apolidgze to Delphi, and has offered his hand, i think that would show he didnt mean anything by it.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 11-13-2002 01:44:16 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Kinanik said this:
I like how Parc flames people for agreeing with Ly, but supports his own posse

Well, ya know, being in the Parce Posse has its benefits; 401K plan, dental, and just FUCKLOADS of pizza and booze. Having a bartender for a leader really does boost morale, though sometimes it's hard to get the posse aimed in the right direction... Nem was so blitzed off his ass, he made a new thread on sandpaper, instead of posting the picture here, and you don't even wanna know what D did before he figured out where this thread was...

I kid! I joek!

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 11-13-2002 01:45:20 AM
And now, and attempt to bucket the flames

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata?

Yeah. It's our motto!

What's a motto?

Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

Those two words will solve all your problems

That's right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog...

When I was a young wart hog

Very nice

Thanks

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name What's in a name?
And I got downhearted How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...

Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna--

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
(Repeats)

I say "Hakuna"

I say "Matata"

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-13-2002 01:47:06 AM
quote:
How.... Lyinar Ka`Bael.... uughhhhhh:
What's a joke to someone else, DoR, isn't always a joke to the person it's being said to. Parcelan never considers how his actions might affect someone. He just says it, and then expects everyone else to have a "thick skin" because they "can't take his joke"

I'm sorry. I don't agree with that. I'm more of the opinion that we all should consider just what we're saying or doing to someone else, have some respect, and exert self control if it's going to hurt someone else. Parcelan never considers this, as is obvious from how big of an asshole he is to so many people.


It seems to me in the event that someone is insulted by anything Parce says about them they have three options:

1. Contact Parce via PM and request he lay off. Should he refuse or ignore this request, move to option two...

2. Ignore him. Out of sight, out of mind. But if the thought of him talking about you or bothering some other poor soul upsets you so much, that leaves only one final option...

3. Get over it or leave. Either accept the fact that there is someone in life that is snippy towards you and deal or just walk away.

And in all honesty, I believe everyone here is quite capable of defending themselves from our resident plague-ridden tub of lard. Your assistence, while appreciated I'm sure, is unnecessary and only leads to these little spats.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lashanna
noob
posted 11-13-2002 01:52:15 AM
quote:
Kinanik thought about the meaning of life:
I like how Parc flames people for agreeing with Ly, but supports his own posse

In case you havn't noticed yet, it's become rather entertaining to mock Lyinar's paranoia of this supposed Parcelan Posse against her, so...

...in an effort to make ourselves no longer supposed, and consolidate our beliefs, we give you...

Secret Underground Lyinar Lynching Institution
Or
SULLI

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-13-2002 01:54:13 AM
OMFGS Is she up at it in here to??

GIVE IT A BLOODY REST!!

Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 11-13-2002 01:54:16 AM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
SULLI

I kinda preferred Mikey... and Abbi was partial to the little kid, Boo.

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