I'm suprised Mr. Duck didn't do that. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj painfully thought these words up:
What kind of fishy is that?
A Betta fish, also known as a "Siamese Fighting Fish".
They can't be put into the same water as any other fish or they'll kill it.
Say hi to Bob. This is actually Bob the 2nd... my mom left the dining room window open one night and the original Bob froze to death.
Damn thing really needs to be cleaned out, but I don't know where any of the speshul water is. =\
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Drysart stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
A Betta fish, also known as a "Siamese Fighting Fish".They can't be put into the same water as any other fish or they'll kill it.
Take that fish onto the pro circuit!
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Drysart obviously shouldn't have said:
A Betta fish, also known as a "Siamese Fighting Fish".They can't be put into the same water as any other fish or they'll kill it.
Yummy. Does he eat meat, like crickets and stuff, or just fish flakes?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Karnaj said:
Yummy. Does he eat meat, like crickets and stuff, or just fish flakes?
He eats dried bloodworms.
Mortious fires up the grill.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
He'll puff up and try to kill his reflection
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Maradon XP attempted to be funny by writing:
Hold up a mirror to the side of the bowl.He'll puff up and try to kill his reflection
... hey that's not a bad idea...
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A sleep deprived Veruca Salt stammered:
... hey that's not a bad idea...
Just don't go overboard or he will barsh his own brains out on the side of the bowl.
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ACES! Another post by Maradon XP:
Just don't go overboard or he will barsh his own brains out on the side of the bowl.
eek. X_X
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Drysart said:
A Betta fish, also known as a "Siamese Fighting Fish".They can't be put into the same water as any other fish or they'll kill it.
I had a fish like that, 'cept it was a Dempsy and could eat beta in one mouthfull, was king of the tank, grew to about 5 inches long, then my nimrod older brother goes and buys an Oscar that was like 6 inches, danmed asshole fish ate mine.. I go tthe last laugh, I took my brother fish and used it for bait.
WHAT A WASTE 
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Jajahotep impressed everyone with:
Your fish must be going through the Change. *snicker*
eh?
Anyways, behold!
I suppose you'd be able to see it better if my cam didn't suck
You know.. change of life.. hair goes gray.. buy a sports car..quote:
Jajahotep obviously shouldn't have said:
T`was a jokeYou know.. change of life.. hair goes gray.. buy a sports car..
fish turns red?
a family member has one. Put it next to a mirror to get to flash it's colors or make it do different things.
(I did a lab in Bio dealing w/ Behaviors of Betas)
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Drysart had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I dunno what to call him.
Call him Bob.
Or Stan for short.
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Praetor Liam had this to say about Tron:
Most obscure joke ever
WHY CAN'T YOU STAY DEAD!!!
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Peachis spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I think you should call him Wetsart.
I support this [ 11-03-2002: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]
