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Estrellada
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 03:51:37 PM
Hi everyone! I'm new here, but I'm a friend of Alleria and Fizodeth, who've been bugging me forever to get on the Evercrest forums, so here I am! I'm not sure what to post about myself but I'm open to questions...
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 10-11-2002 03:52:07 PM
Hello, friend.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-11-2002 03:52:50 PM
quote:
Estrellada wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Hi everyone! I'm new here, but I'm a friend of Alleria and Fizodeth, who've been bugging me forever to get on the Evercrest forums, so here I am! I'm not sure what to post about myself but I'm open to questions...

Does Fizo avoid magnets? Does Alleria squeak when you throw mashed potatoes at her?

Oh, wait, questions about you.

Do you squeak when someone throws mashed potatoes at you?

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-11-2002 03:52:53 PM
I hope you slept well.

Because now you die.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Skaw
posted 10-11-2002 03:53:06 PM
omgwtfbbq
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 10-11-2002 03:53:32 PM
yay.
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Estrellada
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 03:56:33 PM
Haha, yes, I probably would squeak if someone threw mashed potatoes at me, cause I don't really like mashed potatoes. I love all other kinds of potatoes though ('m a vegetarian so I have to ^_^)
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-11-2002 03:57:41 PM
I'm a vegitarian because I hate plants.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-11-2002 03:58:25 PM
I'm a pizzatarian. I eat pizza.
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Estrellada
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 03:59:47 PM
Yay pizza!
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-11-2002 03:59:50 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I'm a vegitarian because I hate plants.

I'm a humanitarian because I hate people.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-11-2002 04:01:14 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon probably says this to all the girls:
I'm a humanitarian because I hate people.

Soylent pizza!

IT'S PEOPLE!

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 10-11-2002 04:10:01 PM
I'm an ice cream whore. I just love my ice cream.
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Estrellada
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 04:11:41 PM
Ah yes, canibalism is so sexy.
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 10-11-2002 04:14:10 PM
How ironic.. I like mashed potatoes but dislike all other kinds..

Oh, welcome

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Mightion Defensor
posted 10-11-2002 04:15:00 PM
If God didn't want us to eat meat, he shouldn't have made it taste so good.

Welcome.

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 10-11-2002 04:16:02 PM
Mmmm Pie

RAKKA RAKKA!

Michiganians are de besst.

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 10-11-2002 05:58:12 PM
Michigan friend? Or another from somewhere else?

Either way, I will maintain my asian stereotype.

Bring Bring!

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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 10-11-2002 06:00:55 PM
You don't like mashed potatoes?

Die.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-11-2002 06:06:37 PM
quote:
Estrellada had this to say about Pirotess:
Ah yes, canibalism is so sexy.

If you say so.

For me, it's just the obvious solution to two problems (hunger, dislike for people) at once.

[ 10-11-2002: Message edited by: Palador ChibiDragon ]

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-11-2002 06:17:37 PM
Human apparently tastes like a very sweet pork.

And I just want a human leather trenchcoat. Yank the skin off a cadaver. They're not using it.

... oh. And hello, too.

I can smell your brains.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 10-11-2002 06:30:14 PM
Once again...no vats-o-acid. We are too soft.

casually knocks Estrellada in to a vat-o-acid and walks off talking about the good old days

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-11-2002 06:32:36 PM
Hi.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 10-11-2002 06:36:42 PM
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-11-2002 06:37:24 PM
quote:
Karnaj Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Hi.

Better than Eric Estrada!

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-11-2002 07:08:57 PM
Greetings and salutations! I'm your local Evil Overlord, please refer all questions of an evil-based nature to my Evil Fortress of Evil.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 10-11-2002 08:31:55 PM
quote:
Densetsu Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I hope you slept well.

Because now you die.

Prepare to meet Iron Skillet!

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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omfg i sux0rs
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 08:35:17 PM
Hello and welcome to Ec!!!
just think about how much i suck in REAL LIFE!
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-11-2002 09:11:02 PM
Estrellada
Untitled
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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StarShadow
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 09:19:56 PM
Welcome to the jungle. We've got fun and games.

(And currently a battle royale to decide the fate of EC as we know it)

"It's something even the Masters don't reveal about the hidden nature of the universe... the deepest and darkest of all that the Force lets you see... the universe has a sense of humour." Callista, Children of the Jedi

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Goma
Pancake
posted 10-12-2002 02:22:32 AM
Welcome to the forums! Please enjoy your stay :D

Yeah.. I'm bored, and uncreative tonight.. :P

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Reyolen
Wanders too much for a custom title
posted 10-12-2002 02:30:40 AM
Hi there! (Even less creative!)
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-12-2002 02:31:13 AM
quote:
Mr Mort thought about the meaning of life:
Greetings and salutations! I'm your local Evil Overlord, please refer all questions of an evil-based nature to my Evil Fortress of Evil.

I'm dissappointed.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Razor
posted 10-12-2002 03:06:20 AM
I am too, No major hazing.

/me waves hello in a seperate window.

Welcome and good night.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 10-12-2002 04:17:37 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor spewed forth this undeniable truth:
If God didn't want us to eat meat, he shouldn't have made it taste so good.animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

Welcome.

Fixed that for ya.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-12-2002 04:54:05 AM
So, we can toss baked potatos at you then?

They aren't mashed.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-12-2002 08:15:38 AM
TOSS FRENCH FRIES.
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Maradon!
posted 10-12-2002 08:26:58 AM
WOULD YOU LIKE A POPOVER!?

HAVE ONE, THEY'RE DELICIOUS.

they're not full of mind control parasites.

[ 10-12-2002: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-12-2002 08:37:49 AM
mmm.

Tasty mind control parasites.

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 10-12-2002 03:19:16 PM
Amen, Mightion

And hello there, new person


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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