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Topic: We need another Belly/Boobs thread
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-14-2002 08:55:41 AM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD had this to say about the Spice Girls:
My boobs are too big.
You're built the same way I am. And yes, I can tell you're sucking in your gut a bit there.

I have pretty strong arms & legs, but my torso is nothing to be proud of.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 10-14-2002 12:27:14 PM
My pic is easy. Combine the pics of Ragabash and Pvednes as far as body mass goes. Add Bajah's yeti-hair and there you go.
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 10-15-2002 11:47:13 AM
What the hell? This is on page two?!!

Wake the hell up people!


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-15-2002 11:51:29 AM
Im still not posting mine.

Oh.\ I have bigger shoes than you all. size 16.

SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 10-15-2002 03:32:23 PM
Bajah has my boobie/belly picture so he'll have to post it
Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
Sabratiz
Pancake
posted 10-15-2002 03:50:39 PM
Fal does have really BIG feet. Yeti feet!
pain is temporary but pride is forever
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 10-15-2002 09:07:19 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Savannah:
Okay! My turn!



I think you are beautiful.

Tier
posted 10-15-2002 09:10:35 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Timpofee wrote:

I think you are beautiful.

Yep. Damn Snoota ;(

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 10-15-2002 09:17:10 PM
*blush!*
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-15-2002 10:39:00 PM
*patiently awaits the moment that Bajah unleashes absolute horror on the boards*
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 10-15-2002 10:53:56 PM
*grins and nods at KaLourin knowingly*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 10-16-2002 12:14:52 AM
*smirks and winks at Synny and KaL*
Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-16-2002 12:19:06 AM
quote:
Sabratiz got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Fal does have really BIG feet. Yeti feet!
You ever been hit with one his shoes?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 10-16-2002 12:36:32 AM

woo hoo!

*having whored her attention, dissappears into the night*

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-16-2002 12:39:26 AM
Here's the terror of KaLourin:
Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 10-16-2002 12:41:16 AM
Sexah!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-16-2002 12:42:21 AM
And here's Kil's

SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 10-16-2002 12:45:54 AM
Ph34r my white cotton undies! Thanks Bajah
Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
Mightion Defensor
posted 10-16-2002 12:51:42 AM
* in character clank
nem-x
posted 10-16-2002 12:52:03 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Bajah wrote:
Here's the terror of KaLourin:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoghpgg

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-16-2002 06:18:19 AM
quote:
Asha'man had this to say about Captain Planet:
Yep. Damn Snoota ;(

Don't cry. It'll be okay.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-16-2002 06:25:24 AM
I do hope everyone present had a go at eating off of Kil's tummy.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 10-16-2002 11:35:41 AM
quote:
This one time, at Bajah camp:
And here's Kil's


Well fuck me... Where was I when this picture was taken!!

Don't tell me I was passed out again. I kept missin the good stuff...

And Sue... damn..


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 10-16-2002 11:59:27 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Densetsu wrote:
You ever been hit with one his shoes?

Drewsetshoe!

[ 10-16-2002: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 10-16-2002 12:08:20 PM
quote:
Bajah stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Here's the terror of KaLourin:

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP* HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HAH HAHahhahh.... *looks again at the pic that he has now made as his background* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAahhahahhnahnahnhngdlkf:b,m.'b *passes out*

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-16-2002 12:09:35 PM
just for you bebe... just for you
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Ansrik Silverleaf
Pancake
posted 10-16-2002 12:59:50 PM
quote:
Bajah stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
And here's Kil's


WOW!!!!!

Knowledge is Power
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 10-16-2002 01:25:14 PM
quote:
Ansrik Silverleaf had this to say about Captain Planet:
WOW!!!!!

My thoughts exactly...

I recognize Scott's couch so I was either oblivious or passed out, this makes me sad.

If I was obvlivious I should be shot.. If I was just passed out, gonna kick someones ass for letting me miss it. Probably Matt again.. He's building a pretty hefty tab...

I volunteer for Pved's suggestion!!


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-16-2002 09:51:29 PM
This thread is rezzed because Leopold needs to post his sexy, sexy chest .


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 10-16-2002 10:06:10 PM
I wasn't aware that such a thing existed.

I apologize to everyone, and note that this was done at verbal gunpoint. With that said, 6 TO 8-MONTH OLD PICTURE:
(yes, the line curves. yes, it's always been like that. no, I don't know why.)

-carl, so very, very sorry.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-16-2002 10:12:18 PM
Very clever, now get Jack Black off of your webcam and post yourself.
Suddar
posted 10-16-2002 10:25:30 PM

the closest anybody here is getting to see my stomach.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 10-16-2002 10:51:23 PM
quote:
Leopold, the Voice of Reason's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I wasn't aware that such a thing existed.

I apologize to everyone, and note that this was done at verbal gunpoint. With that said, 6 TO 8-MONTH OLD PICTURE:
(yes, the line curves. yes, it's always been like that. no, I don't know why.)

-carl, so very, very sorry.


Start going to the gym like I am and tighten up for Nicole to visit ya. Nothing better to surprize your girl with than a nice tight body.

/goldmember
Yesh yesh, you look verry toight, toight loike tiger.
/goldmember

Maradon!
posted 10-16-2002 10:53:45 PM
Self improvment is masturbation.

...(but then it was Brad Pitt and Ed Norton saying that...)

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-16-2002 10:55:22 PM
So masturbation is self improvement! I'm improving myself right now!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-16-2002 10:55:32 PM
quote:
Red Mage had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
surprize

Damned Canandians. THey just don't know what words you use Z, S, or C in.

Surprise.
Practice.
Summarize.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 10-16-2002 10:57:31 PM
quote:
From the book of Densetsu, chapter 3, verse 16:
[QUOTE]Red Mage had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
[qb]surprize


Damned Canandians. THey just don't know what words you use Z, S, or C in.

Surprize.
Practice.
Summarize.[/QB][/QUOTE]


You win a Prize, not a Prise. Yeesh.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 10-16-2002 11:00:55 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Red Mage:

You win a Prize, not a Prise. Yeesh.

When you do something unexpected you surprise someone.

You win a prize through a contest most of the time.

Not the same thing.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-16-2002 11:55:50 PM
quote:
This one time, at Red Mage camp:

You win a Prize, not a Prise. Yeesh.


Viola.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Steven Steve
posted 10-16-2002 11:57:32 PM
Don't bring music into this, pal
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