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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 10-11-2002 03:51:24 PM
Tacos!
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-11-2002 03:52:02 PM
GET IN MAH BELLAY!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 10-11-2002 03:53:53 PM
THEY DO NOTHING!!! IT BURNS IT BURNS!
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 10-11-2002 03:53:53 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Comrade Snoota wrote:
GET IN MAH BELLAY!

Snoota rocks!

However, if your showing up this weekend be prepared for the digestive damage I will inflict upon you when I bring the Chilli!


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-11-2002 03:56:02 PM
The only day off I have is today. I asked when stuff was going down since I couldn't find the thread listing everything, and while everyone DID tell me what time they were personally flying in.. nobody told me what time people were hanging out and where.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 10-11-2002 03:56:04 PM
Sorry, no one gets to see me here but the people I actually talk to on a regular basis. And that's only because of contractual obligation.

I look like a hobbit. A fuzzy hobbit. Let that stick into your mind, and you'll be glad I'm not.

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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 10-11-2002 03:56:26 PM
<tackle hugs Nick!>
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-11-2002 04:20:55 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Alleria Qui'farush said this:
You know, not EVERYONE can be fat and happy like you, you damn Mexican-looking-fat-Indian.


care to leave the racial remarks out of this please?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-11-2002 04:22:30 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde had this to say about Pirotess:

care to leave the racial remarks out of this please?

Cracker.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 04:29:07 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Cracker.

Honkey.


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Mightion Defensor
posted 10-11-2002 04:30:34 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about pies:
Cracker.

Great. Now the people who live in soup bowls will have cause to call us racists.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-11-2002 04:30:51 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Comrade Snoota:
Cracker.

Snootay are ghey tube steak smoker.

phucker

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-11-2002 04:31:49 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde probably says this to all the girls:
Snootay are ghey tube steak smoker.

phucker

I WAS until you took me out of your sig.

Gydyon is still one tasty piece of man steak.

[ 10-11-2002: Message edited by: Comrade Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-11-2002 04:34:11 PM
just cuz I took you out of my sig changes nothing... cept the fact that I replaced you with funnier people

oho!! :P

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-11-2002 04:37:04 PM
You replaced me with Cadga quoting a horribly bad movie.

...

Am I -that- unfunny?

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-11-2002 04:38:39 PM
Delid sleeping is funnier.


get with the program Snoots!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-11-2002 04:46:34 PM
I apologize for the poor quality. Shoulda used the flash. :/

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 10-11-2002 04:52:11 PM
quote:
Alleria Qui'farush obviously shouldn't have said:
You know, not EVERYONE can be fat and happy like you, you damn Mexican-looking-fat-Indian.

Racist jokes? And I wasn't informed of it?

Cracker.

Honkey.

Whitey.

I will now assume a azn stereotype. "Bring Bring."

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-11-2002 04:55:24 PM
quote:
Soldar attempted to be funny by writing:
I will now assume a azn stereotype. "Bring Bring."

That cracked me up.

[ 10-11-2002: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-11-2002 05:04:57 PM
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-11-2002 05:07:35 PM
Mort.. it's supposed to be YOUR belly or boobs...


not some random dismembered torso you had lying around.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-11-2002 05:08:48 PM
That's me! Honest!
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-11-2002 05:13:29 PM
Mort: Nicole requires, uh, further proof. Yes. All the proof you can spare. And possibly more.

And due to the fact that she has no cam/scanner and the teachers don't take scanning your boobs too well...



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 10-11-2002 05:33:04 PM
I'll post boobies/belly when I get back from Las Vegas
Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 10-11-2002 05:42:22 PM
I have no pictures of relavance to post on this thread.

Sadf.

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 10-11-2002 06:51:08 PM
I can probably post picture WHEN I get to Vegas.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 10-11-2002 07:43:28 PM
There is an overabundance of sausage on this thread.Someone had to say it, and no, I do not have a webcam, so no pics of the hairy bellah
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Steven Steve
posted 10-11-2002 07:50:57 PM
Whoa what the hell, look at Delphi

something's not right there, hehe

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-11-2002 08:44:07 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Fazum'Zen Fastfist wrote:
Whoa what the hell, look at Delphi

something's not right there, hehe

See the small dark spot that would make almost an equillateral triangle with my nipples (Just below the breastbone)?

That's a scar.

And although you can't see it, I have a larger one on the upper half of my belly button. They had to shave the entire area. It sucked.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-11-2002 08:50:10 PM
no fucking way in hell will i post mine.

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Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 09:55:03 PM
quote:
Doomie got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Weee~

OMfG YUMMY!!!! hahaha see your not ugly silly!

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Check out my stock photos
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Steven Steve
posted 10-11-2002 10:05:56 PM
Mine will be up in a second, and you will all weep
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 10-11-2002 10:08:41 PM

Thought I had this lying around still


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Steven Steve
posted 10-11-2002 10:09:05 PM

BOOM!

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Skaw
posted 10-11-2002 10:10:11 PM
Faz's abs brought to you by extensive 8-minute Kung Fu exercise videos

Though his pecks seem to be unalligned..

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Steven Steve
posted 10-11-2002 10:12:00 PM
I had to bend over to click the mouse, hehe
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 10:18:24 PM

Here is me... *hangs head in shame* I have no boobies

Check out my art
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Steven Steve
posted 10-11-2002 10:21:41 PM
That's okay, I don't have any either

or something

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 11:02:57 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Optimus Prime:

Thought I had this lying around still

SHES MISSING AN ARM!!!!!

(sorry, just to improve my mood, im getting a cheap web cam soon, so ill be able to contribute to this thread.)

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Steven Steve
posted 10-12-2002 12:22:54 AM
Holy shit, you're right
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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