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Pancake
posted 10-10-2002 10:36:52 PM
I just hope when i get a job i dont have to deal with people that much
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-11-2002 04:14:24 AM
Today after we closed, this guy pulls up to the drive thru.

Now, when we close the first thing we do is shut off all the lights. ALL the lights. Not even the parking lot lights stay on.

We're supposed to take off our headsets and just ignore anyone who might come to the speaker, but the Manager forgot to take his off tonight.

Suddenly, my boss begins to bust up laughing and quickly hands me the headset. This guy pulled up to the drive thru and immediately began to order. Then said, "That's all," and sat there for five minutes before going "Hello? HELLO???"

I took the headset off then, because we were done. We walk outside three or four minutes later after doing a last check of the store and he's still sitting in the drive thru shouting, 'Hello???'

[ 10-11-2002: Message edited by: Comrade Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 03:37:45 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota was naked while typing this:
The newspaper out here has these coupons for our store, and like three or four others. One side has a buy one meal get one free one, and the other has two other ones for breakfast that I pay no mind to, since I don't work it.

Today four seperate people handed me the entire three coupons when they wanted to use the buy one get one free one. Then after paying they ask for the other coupons back.

And thus, this has been bottling up since the first one, about six hours ago:

IF YOU WANT TO KEEP A FUCKING COUPON, TEAR THE MOTHER FUCKING, GOD DAMNED COUPON OFF BEFORE GIVING IT TO THE NICE GENTLEMAN AT THE WINDOW. FUCKTARD.

I feel better.


You know what I do? if they hand me a whole page with one coupon on it I hand them the scraps back. If they then leave the scraps on the counter I put the scraps in their bag with their movies.

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 10-11-2002 03:46:32 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Vorago:
Maybe if they hadn't driven by the speaker to get to the window in the first place I could understand

But what did they THINK the large speaker looking item was?
Mind you, it has a little cardboard flap on the side reading 'Place Order Here'

And then an arrow pointing to the speaker

Another of my favorite conversations

Happens far more than it should

"You know, I hate this place, you need a garbage can at the drive-thru for my garbage!"
"Sir, look 10 feet to my right, see the plastic garbage can labelled 'Litter' you drove past?"
"Oh... well, you just got it recently, I didn't know about it"
"It's been there for over a year now"
"Oh..."


"The movies were due by noon? I thought they were due at midnight!"

"No they're due at noon."

"When did that change?"

"Two and a half years ago sir."

"Well I'm not paying, you took time away from the due date."

"No sir we actually ADDED 12 hours to the due date. You see where it says RIGHT ON THE VIDEO that two day movies are due back by noon on the THIRD DAY?"

"No, I didn't look at..."

"AND on the door?"

"No, I..."

"AND on your reciept?"

"I threw it away."

"No sir, you didn't, it says here on your account that we found your reciept on the floor next to the exit door. 9.29 please." (I really do do that)

"Can I speak to your manager?"

"Do you see this embroidery on my shirt that says 'Management Team'? 9.29 please."

about this time they leave in a huff. My store manager says a few days later "Oh, I got a customer complaint about you." by the time I tell my side of the story she's laughing so hard

[ 10-11-2002: Message edited by: Kermitov ]

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 10-11-2002 04:15:46 PM
This thread is so bloody funny I think i popped an artery... it should go on forever.
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