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Topic: Taran, I am calling you out!
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-05-2002 05:37:14 PM
wait I have a question about weapons...


it says.. light blades.. swords.


heavy blades polearms axes..


I usually use a one handed sword and a shield as a Paladin or a two handed sword.

I chose light because I thought that meant sword.

Was that right?

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-05-2002 05:37:19 PM
quote:
Zephyer had this to say about Tron:
We have priests and paladins. The fear is not present.

We have Lazzy.

Two pixy stix and our victory is assured.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 10-05-2002 05:38:35 PM
Lazzay!
hey
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-05-2002 05:38:55 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
wait I have a question about weapons...


it says.. light blades.. swords.


heavy blades polearms axes..


I usually use a one handed sword and a shield as a Paladin or a two handed sword.

I chose light because I thought that meant sword.

Was that right?


Yeah, that's about as close as you'll get.

Darkmetal Holy Water Sprinkler > Strength of Grodan

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 10-05-2002 05:39:07 PM
But... but... I get my own suite with a jacuzzi in the keep! And free continent breakfasts!
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-05-2002 05:39:54 PM
quote:
Lazzay stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
But... but... I get my own suite with a jacuzzi in the keep! And free continent breakfasts!

You eat entire continents for breakfast??!?!

Shit. We're screwed.

Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 05:40:57 PM
I fear but one thing...

...And I don't think Mary Poppins would side with Taran.

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 10-05-2002 05:41:49 PM
quote:
Lazzay wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
But... but... I get my own suite with a jacuzzi in the keep! And free continent breakfasts!

hey
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 10-05-2002 05:41:54 PM
A spooon full of sugar makes the medicine go down! The medicine go dooown, medicine, go down!
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-05-2002 05:41:58 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say:
Drysart has many living people.

Taran has many more dead people

Don't count on strength of numbers to win this one for you.


Nay! I shall utilise my elite Shadow Knight summoning abilities to even the score.

Mortious struggles to raise a single skeleton, which wobbles like a bad dancer.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-05-2002 05:42:10 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Sangwyyn was all like:
I fear but one thing...

...And I don't think Mary Poppins would side with Taran.


Don't make us bring out our secret weapon.

Lashanna in a dominatrix outfit.

Delphi, Mort, Might, and possibly Nae as well, would be completely incapacitated

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-05-2002 05:42:59 PM
quote:
Verily, »Giantt« doth proclaim:

It ain't too late to defect!

Loyalist Gerard
56K oughta be enough for anybody!
posted 10-05-2002 05:43:23 PM
quote:
Lazzay had this to say about Duck Tales:
But... but... I get my own suite with a jacuzzi in the keep! And free continent breakfasts!

WHA?! For being on Taran's side??

Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 05:44:03 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Duck Tales:
Don't make us bring out our secret weapon.

Lashanna in a dominatrix outfit.

Delphi, Mort, Might, and possibly Nae as well, would be completely incapacitated


Mmmmm...whip duel. It hurts so good.

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 10-05-2002 05:44:59 PM
quote:
Verily, Lazzay doth proclaim:
But... but... I get my own suite with a jacuzzi in the keep! And free continent breakfasts!

You know, Lazzay, if you side with Drysart and we take the keep, you still get all that stuff...

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 10-05-2002 05:45:23 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Lazzay said:
A spooon full of sugar makes the medicine go down! The medicine go dooown, medicine, go down!

Well, we have Kat on our side! No cookies unless you join!

Drysart
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 05:46:12 PM
Pros and Cons of Weapon Choices:

Light Blades
+SPEED
+DEFENSE
-ATTACKDAMAGE

Heavy Blades
-SPEED
-DEFENSE
+ATTACKDAMAGE

Ranged
-DEFENSE
+RANGE

Battle Magic
-DEFENSE
+RANGE
+MAGICOFFENSE

Healing Magic
-DEFENSE
-ATTACKDAMAGE
+HEALING

The actual values of each + and -, and other pros and cons of each are still in consideration. Sorry about the lack of choices but balancing 5 classes is hard enough as it is.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-05-2002 05:47:39 PM
ooc:
I'd like to take this moment to say that Drysart fucking OWNS. Nobody is this damned cool to so many people.
[/asskissing]
Loyalist Gerard
56K oughta be enough for anybody!
posted 10-05-2002 05:49:11 PM
Why does everyone have a rating of three?
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 10-05-2002 05:49:26 PM
... You lie. LIIIE.

You will not lead me off my wonderful path of luxurious night time relaxment!

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-05-2002 05:49:36 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=-1><font size=-2>ooc:</font>
I'd like to take this moment to say that Drysart fucking OWNS. Nobody is this damned cool to so many people.</font></BLOCKQUOTE>[/asskissing]

I concur.
This whole thing is a great idea.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 10-05-2002 05:50:20 PM
quote:
Lazzay thought about the meaning of life:
... You lie. LIIIE.

You will not lead me off my wonderful path of luxurious night time relaxment!


Remember the cookies! And how can Hello Kitty side with darkness!

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-05-2002 05:50:25 PM
quote:
Anti-school Gerard got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Why does everyone have a rating of three?

Hitpoints baby!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 10-05-2002 05:50:52 PM
quote:
Khyron stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
It ain't too late to defect!

I'm saddened that we have lost the Lazzay

ooc:
And Drysart owns. This idea is fucking fantastic

[ 10-05-2002: Message edited by: »Giantt« ]

hey
MorbId
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 05:56:09 PM
All people making anti-necromancer comments will be converted to undead once darkness inevitably triumphs.

And whoever called Taran a necrophile..
A) It's necrophiliac.
B) You're going to be killed and then reraised as undead over and over. Accursed stereotypes.

[ 10-05-2002: Message edited by: MorbId ]

Urban Ninja
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 06:01:11 PM
quote:
Zephyer's fortune cookie read:
You know, Lazzay, if you side with Drysart and we take the keep, you still get all that stuff...

And you know, that if you decide against siding with the pale one, you can avoid having your throat ripped out. Followed by a clawed hand ramming down the bleeding, spurting stump of your neck and forcefully removing your still-beating heart from your body.

Skaw
posted 10-05-2002 06:03:27 PM
Drysart > Taran.
Pierce
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 06:04:30 PM
My alliance will go with the dark one.

I am, after all, rather used to fighting for the underdog now.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-05-2002 06:11:23 PM
I am a master of siege and infiltration, and as such, I must be on the attack!
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Loyalist Gerard
56K oughta be enough for anybody!
posted 10-05-2002 06:11:51 PM
quote:
MorbId had this to say about Knight Rider:
All people making anti-necromancer comments will be converted to undead once darkness inevitably triumphs.

And whoever called Taran a necrophile..
A) It's necrophiliac.
B) You're going to be killed and then reraised as undead over and over. Accursed stereotypes.


A) They are two different versions of the same word. BOTH are correct.
B) Taran2die

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 10-05-2002 06:12:26 PM
quote:
Jared had this to say about Captain Planet:
And you know, that if you decide against siding with the pale one, you can avoid having your throat ripped out. Followed by a clawed hand ramming down the bleeding, spurting stump of your neck and forcefully removing your still-beating heart from your body.


... YAAAAY! ^_^

[ 10-05-2002: Message edited by: Lazzay ]

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 10-05-2002 06:13:25 PM
quote:
Lazzay had this to say about Captain Planet:

... YAAAAY! ^_^

(we could do the same in the expedience of war) I say side with the cookies!

Urban Ninja
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 06:15:56 PM
quote:
Niklas had this to say about dark elf butts:
(we could do the same in the expedience of war) I say side with the cookies!

And as for you, I shall take great pleasure in finding out exactly how hard I must pull to rip your spine out by going in through your belly.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 10-05-2002 06:16:25 PM
Voosh!
The tides shift.

long pause

Okay, I lied.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 10-05-2002 06:17:59 PM
quote:
Jared had this to say about Duck Tales:
And as for you, I shall take great pleasure in finding out exactly how hard I must pull to rip your spine out by going in through your belly.

I'd like to see you find me. Even a wolf would find it extremely difficult to track me once I get into a forest.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 10-05-2002 06:20:42 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Praetor Liam!
I hope Lyinar makes all her alts on Drys' side.

How can we lose?


No, that would be Doc He has like a million on the boards. I only have three, and I probably won't set Lynora for anything.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 10-05-2002 06:22:28 PM
Nekralt, Morbid you are dead to me.

ooc: Say Drysart, from you +/- list it seems
That battle magic has the same advantages/Disadvantages of ranged, but also have the magic advantage. How is ranged better than Battle Magic?

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-05-2002 06:23:54 PM
Damn, I hate multi-char replies

[ 10-05-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 10-05-2002 06:25:02 PM
What the hell you smoking vise you flipped a coin. I am on Taran's side cause it is pro Necro.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Urban Ninja
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 06:25:09 PM
quote:
Niklas stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I'd like to see you find me. Even a wolf would find it extremely difficult to track me once I get into a forest.

This wolf has no need. You shall be attacking us; why should we need to chase after dogs who flee with their tails between their legs?

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