Taran's side also has Baklava!
"TARAN! KNOW THIS, FOE WILL GUIDE MY STRIKES TO RESTORE THE RIGHTFUL LEADER TO POWER!"
ooc:note, this is a roleplaying account, which I intend on using should I manage to find a game that wont collapse. [ 10-07-2002: Message edited by: Pathos ]
Warrior rule number twenty-eight...
*Lets go of the arrow, which goes flying towards Pathos' groin.*
NEVER leave your happies open.
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Ruvyen? Model 2000 was programmed to say:
*Nocks an arrow in his bow, and pulls the string back...*Warrior rule number twenty-eight...
*Lets go of the arrow, which goes flying towards Pathos' groin.*
NEVER leave your happies open.
*glances down at the arrow, then rips it out*
You call yourself a Warrior? the shot barely pierced skin! Weakling!
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From the book of Pathos, chapter 3, verse 16:
*glances down at the arrow, then rips it out*You call yourself a Warrior? the shot barely pierced skin! Weakling!
I call myself a warrior... Not an archer.
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Woody had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Oz seems to have confused blueberries with poop somewhere in his life.IE. Don't eat any of Oz's blueberry muffins. They'll probably taste like shit.
(pun intended)
edit: smiley added for great justice.
Ah jeez! Your NOT supposed to use poop?
Christ...someone could have told me.
And how's this for pun
Woody=Erection
HA! I'm so witty!
No...really..I'm smart, I swear. No lie.
Here are some more smilies 
Ozius
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This one time, at Ruvyen? camp:
I call myself a warrior... Not an archer.
Warriors are skilled in All aspects of combat, Including range.
*Hefts Foe and throws it at Ruvyen, catching it on its return*
New warrior, huh? I guess someone should've told you the most important thing one can know.
Nothing is a match for experience.
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Ruvyen? obviously shouldn't have said:
*Sidesteps Foe, grinning.*New warrior, huh? I guess someone should've told you the most important thing one can know.
Nothing is a match for experience.
"New" warrior?
I was fought along side with Thor, Odin, and the Vikings of Valhalla, I rampaged through Europe, I was fighting before your mother was born. I am still fighting now, for Justice.
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Ozimander had this to say about Knight Rider:
Woody=Erection
HA! I'm so witty!
You promise not to tell them why my name is Woody and I'll promise not to tell them why you have splinters in your mouth.
One minute...
*Looks around in his trophy bag, and pulls out two fragments of scales which had previously belonged to very large dragons, one red and one green.*
And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Try a unit of five warriors against an army, with you as the commander, and not losing a single man.
Try charging into a tyrant's castle, with only your clothing as protection and a dagger as a weapon, and killing 25 guards and the tyrant himself.
Try fighting a trio of liches all by your lonesome.
Experience isn't just number of battles, it's also what's fought, and how.
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Ruvyen? had this to say about Cuba:
No dragons, huh?One minute...
*Looks around in his trophy bag, and pulls out two fragments of scales which had previously belonged to very large dragons, one red and one green.*
And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Try a unit of five warriors against an army, with you as the commander, and not losing a single man.
Try charging into a tyrant's castle, with only your clothing as protection and a dagger as a weapon, and killing 25 guards and the tyrant himself.
Try fighting a trio of liches all by your lonesome.
Experience isn't just number of battles, it's also what's fought, and how.
Ever fought with Fenrir?
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Woody had this to say about Duck Tales:
You promise not to tell them why my name is Woody and I'll promise not to tell them why you have splinters in your mouth.
But O'Woody, how much longer can we keep our love silent? Oh we're like Romeo and Juliet, two star crossed lovers on two different sides except your a giant barbarian and I'm a meak high elf wizard...
Your right...let's not tell anyone...
Ozius
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Woody had this to say about dark elf butts:
You promise not to tell them why my name is Woody and I'll promise not to tell them why you have splinters in your mouth.
*bursts out laughing*
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Pathos said:
Ever fought with Fenrir?
Hmm...
Can't say I've ever fought Fenrir, no. However, I'd say two elder dragons at a time would come pretty darn close.
Given: Drysart's side will be able to walk through Kelethin freely, allowing me to see more cute WoodElven women.
Given: Kelethin's a cool city in it's own right, even without the Elf babes.
Given: Undead smell bad.
Given: Ferrel, Zephyer, Aurywoof, and Ja'Deth are on Drysart's side, and they are cool.
Given: Sangwyyn is on Drysart's side, and he's one of the few I'm afraid to fight against.
Given: Drysart dislikes furries. My fighting for him and mayhaps earning his respect would be a perverse thing to do.
Given: Felines tend toward perverse behavior.
Given: I am a feline.
Conclusion: I am siding with Drysart.
Side note: Not that I had much choice. My warder, Japalo, was siding with Drysart, and said that he would beat me up if I didn't side with him. [ 10-07-2002: Message edited by: Zaile Ronso ]
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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Woody wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
**puts finger to pursed lips**Shhhhh....!! No tell-y tell-y!
No, I won't be quite! And when are you doing to introduce me to your parents.
Ozius
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Zaile Ronso had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Given: Sangwyyn is on Drysart's side, and he's one of the few I'm afraid to fight against.
Smart kitty.
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From the book of Sangwyyn, chapter 3, verse 16:
Smart kitty.
Yes, well... There's more than one way to skin a cat.
I know this, because I saw you reading a book on it. A very big book.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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Woody spewed forth this undeniable truth:
When you get that public masturbation thing under control.
All I need is a chastity belt. If SOMEONE would help me find one I'd be all set. I would hate to spooge on your ma's food.
Slowly disgusting myself here...
Ozius
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Ozimander thought about the meaning of life:
All I need is a chastity belt.
*hands him a "purity belt" from Sister Isle*
There. Wash the blood off, and it's as good as new.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Palador ChibiDragon said:
*Sister Isle*Wash the blood off
I'm good, not perfect.
Oho, the khyger has sum photoshop skillz!
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Zaile Ronso wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Yes, well... There's more than one way to skin a cat.I know this, because I saw you reading a book on it. A very big book.
I found it very informative.
I can think of certain uses of ways to skin a cat, in this upcoming conflict.
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Nobody really understood why Woody wrote:
Pshhhh!
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ACES! Another post by Woody:
The funny is HERE
I don't suppose I could ask you to write
"I Kick Ass"
on that....well..I could but question is would you...
?
Ozius
And I wish I never said that because I now have millions of questions circulating the concept of a pine dong.
Ozius
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Ozimander enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
And I wish I never said that because I now have millions of questions circulating the concept of a pine dong.
How much wood would a woodchuck f___ if a woodchuck would f___ wood?
Oh...HILARIOUS!
Ozius
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nem-x's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
*slays Ruvyen and Pathos*
