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The Curman
Pancake
posted 09-07-2002 08:04:04 AM
Innoruuk (Come on! That's a scary image!!)

And Snoota when he's mad at me!!

^^ Savannah/Em... My bro really needs to stop logging in. ^^

[ 09-07-2002: Message edited by: Claeton Winterwolf ]

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 09-07-2002 08:06:02 AM
Snoota doesn't get mad.

...he gets even!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-07-2002 11:23:12 AM
But Snoota is all cuddly and such. He's not scary, unless he's taking a dump. Now there's a face that would make a mother scream.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 09-07-2002 11:39:13 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Duck Tales:
Now there's a face that would make a mother scream.

And it does!

Maybe I should close the door when I go in there.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-07-2002 05:23:21 PM
My boyfriend's previous girlfriend. She has my cellphone number, and I have no idea how. She also gives me evil looks.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-07-2002 06:48:09 PM
No >person< has ever scared me.

Being in a house that people say is haunted and seeing things to that effect is pretty fucking scary, though.

But the one THING that just creeps me the FUCK out is those old porcelain dolls with the realistic eyeballs. My mom used to have one and one time I was watching TV in the room it was in and I heard a 'Thunk' noise and I looked over at the doll and saw to deep, dark black eye sockets. Scared the hell out of me. The eyes had fallen off their harness and fell backwards into the ceramic head. But I was a damn kid. AIIEIIGGHGHGHHH!@#@$

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 09-07-2002 06:52:51 PM
My brother did once scare me, by being able to sneak past me while I was hunting him. I went to return to the basement, only to find him in the darkened stairwell. Freaked me out, and he got a deathgrip to the neck.
MorbId
Pancake
posted 09-07-2002 06:54:22 PM
If there's a dark room, with the door slightly open, the mirror will catch the light from other rooms. If this happens and you aren't looking straight at the mirror, it looks like it's reflecting things that aren't there. Half-formed, vaguely luminscient things, that shift as your perspective changes.

This effect was terrifying for me when I was younger.

Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 09-07-2002 07:07:26 PM
All of the members of slipknot...
Moo.
Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 09-07-2002 07:10:04 PM
quote:
Bajah got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
No >person< has ever scared me.

Being in a house that people say is haunted and seeing things to that effect is pretty fucking scary, though.

But the one THING that just creeps me the FUCK out is those old porcelain dolls with the realistic eyeballs. My mom used to have one and one time I was watching TV in the room it was in and I heard a 'Thunk' noise and I looked over at the doll and saw to deep, dark black eye sockets. Scared the hell out of me. The eyes had fallen off their harness and fell backwards into the ceramic head. But I was a damn kid. AIIEIIGGHGHGHHH!@#@$


Yeah, same with me... Especially anything with empty eyesockets... Empty eyesockets scare the living shit out of me.

Moo.
Repudium
Pancake
posted 09-07-2002 07:19:44 PM
[english accent]Religious folk... smell of pride ... Small minds...[/english accent]

Edit: Damn hiding my fake HTML... eat brackets!

[ 09-07-2002: Message edited by: Repudium ]

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-08-2002 05:36:21 AM
Three things scare me: Sharks, the sounds of babies crying, and women taller than me.
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-08-2002 11:13:44 AM
I agree with Parce, sort of. The sound of babies and small children crying really distresses me, and everyone can see it does.

What freaks me out more is parents hitting their kids in public. It's fuckin' illegal over here now and I think it's abuse, full stop. But hy do they do it around me, especially when im in work and can't run away or cover my ears!? *shudders*

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-08-2002 01:23:47 PM
Zombies in general scare me.

*thinks*

Zombies and lawyers. I'm not talking about Gydyon type lawyers who are approachable. I'm talking about the bad sort of sheister lawyers. All over the place down here. It's like tapdancing in a mine field if you need anything legal done.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Grendel
Pancake
posted 09-08-2002 01:48:09 PM
When I was little, like 6, I was at my cousins house. Her son A.J. is three years younger than me, so I was with him and his grandma on his dad's side was sleeping in the spare bedroom. Well we went to walk by and I looked in, she was in bed and the T.V. was on giving her a strange glow, but she had fallen asleep with her eyes open! Those glassy eyes just staring at me without blinking, I still feel somewhat creeped out about it.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-08-2002 04:27:16 PM
quote:
Verily, Lady Leckie doth proclaim:

What freaks me out more is parents hitting their kids in public. It's fuckin' illegal over here now and I think it's abuse, full stop. But hy do they do it around me, especially when im in work and can't run away or cover my ears!? *shudders*

Hitting how? I don't agree with smacking a kid around, but they do need a pop to the bottom sometimes if other methods don't work. And you aren't always going to be able to be in the privacy of your own home for that pop to the bottom. I know I got plenty when I showed my ass for a whoopin out in public when I was little.

Is it illegal to do even that, or is it just more lasting, damaging type of hitting? I'm curious where the line is drawn between discipline and abuse in terms of the law over there.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 09-08-2002 05:30:30 PM
quote:
Lady Leckie got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I agree with Parce, sort of. The sound of babies and small children crying really distresses me, and everyone can see it does.

What freaks me out more is parents hitting their kids in public. It's fuckin' illegal over here now and I think it's abuse, full stop. But hy do they do it around me, especially when im in work and can't run away or cover my ears!? *shudders*


Unfortunately Leckie, it's people who thought like this that have taken the low road and cause some many irrecoverable issues in society today.

"Time out" is ONLY an effective punishment on a small number of children. Like it not, lack of discipline, lack of fear of punishment for actions, coddles the lack of respect for authority ideals that are so present in kids today. Children, or for the most part youth in general, have no fear of punishment for thier actions. Because people have since decided, spanking your children or giving them a good pop when they are back talking, or any number of normal physical punishments that a great deal of us feared and respected growing up, are now illegal.

I would have you on a razors edge the whole time if you were around me and my girls then. Because public opinion or not, my girls WILL respect my authority, or they will be punished. I praise them as often as I punish, and they get as much love as anyone. But I will not give into false assumptions that "time out" is a good punishment for them. It's a joke in thier case.

Parents have become socially handicapped in recent years, and some have just become lazy period. I firmly believe that.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-08-2002 05:45:32 PM
Heh, it all kinda makes Starship Troopers (the book, of course) sound like a harbinger of the future, doesn't it?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-08-2002 05:48:37 PM
Simon gets a pop on the butt if I feel he isn't getting the picture that he needs to behave. I will try Time Out first in his room, and sometimes it works, but sometimes it doesn't. I praise him when he's a good boy, but I discipline him when he's bad.

Perfect example of Fae's point, here. I have two nephews. One is now 11, the other is now 9. When they were little, I could put the 11 year old in a chair in the kitchen with his hands in his lap as a Time Out. Or the corner. And he hated it, and it would make him behave.

I would try to do the same with the 9 year old. He would get out of the chair no matter what I said, or how many times I put him back. He would turn around in the corner and make faces, or just not turn around when I told him to.

If I gave the 9 year old a pop on the butt first, however, he listened. I didn't abuse him. I didn't hit him anywhere but his bottom. I simply got my point across that he was going to listen, because I was in charge, and discipline would happen if he didn't.

So Time Out, as Fae said, doesn't always work. Some kids will only respond to a whoopin.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Kraknek
Pancake
posted 09-08-2002 11:40:37 PM
quote:
Giantt had this to say about Captain Planet:
KaL and Artt...those voices

KaL sounds like a creepy lunatic guy and Artt sounds like a child molester or something


Fucker.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-08-2002 11:55:40 PM
quote:
Kraknek had this to say about dark elf butts:
Fucker.

OMGARTT!

Grendel
Pancake
posted 09-09-2002 12:13:57 AM
You don't alawys have to spank or put a kid in time out to make them respect you. Case in point my dad. My mom always used to spank me and pusnish me, shit I'm 19 and I said a stupid off hand comment around her and she,literaly, broke the phone over my head. I am not afraid of her nor have I ever really been no matter what she did. My dad on the other hand never hit me, ever. Never spanked, no belt, nothing. He has only yelled at me when he gets extremely pissed and quite frankly I still get scared when he's angry. I feel bad about making him mad and wish I hadn't even when he doesn't do anything. He is so much more an intimidating figure because he didn't spank me; and he could still, I'm sure, kick my ass and I am not a little guy.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-09-2002 12:17:53 AM
i am scared of my family.

and school.

and seven foot tall seniors especially.

and the senior in my physical science class. because it's his second year taking physical science.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-09-2002 12:21:30 AM
quote:
Kloie wrote this stupid crap:
i am scared of my family.

and school.

and seven foot tall seniors especially.

and the senior in my physical science class. because it's his second year taking physical science.


Acting disgustingly sweet, nice and helpful to family is a good way to keep them at bay.

School is easy if you have change for the soda machine at all times.

Headbutt the 7ft tall seniors in the groin.

What is physical science, anyways? A fancy-schmancy title for Health?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-09-2002 12:56:37 AM
Eh. I wouldn't hit my kid, but I'd let it know what what it was going was BAD BAD BAD. Time out dosen't work. Kids can find ways to amuse themselves like that. Plus there's no real way to enforce it. They just wriggle free.

Of course, I'm of the beleif that you shouldn't use physical ouchies as punishment for anything that isn't physical in nature to begin with. Beat up your sister? Maybe then. Eat all the cookies? No cookies for two months (which is a LONG time for a kid). Punishment should fit the crime. Helps teach kids what the consequences will be.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-09-2002 01:03:12 AM
No offense, Sol, but that's not going to work on a three-year-old. I take something away, he's without it for that time, then he just goes sometimes and does it again.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 09-09-2002 01:11:46 AM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Eh. I wouldn't hit my kid, but I'd let it know what what it was going was BAD BAD BAD. Time out dosen't work. Kids can find ways to amuse themselves like that. Plus there's no real way to enforce it. They just wriggle free.

Of course, I'm of the beleif that you shouldn't use physical ouchies as punishment for anything that isn't physical in nature to begin with. Beat up your sister? Maybe then. Eat all the cookies? No cookies for two months (which is a LONG time for a kid). Punishment should fit the crime. Helps teach kids what the consequences will be.


When and if you have kids, and for that time they are between the ages of 2 and 6 AT LEAST. Sometimes older. You're view on this will change VERY quickly... Otherwise, I'll tape your visit on the Jerry Springer show.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 09-09-2002 01:14:39 AM
My favorite babysitting clients never bopped their kids at all.

They just tied them up for an hour or so. Works wonders.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-09-2002 01:21:51 AM
everyone on this boards

im nervous around new people, i have this deep irashinable (sp?) feeling that people i dont know dont like me, even if i know its not true, i still feel it.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-09-2002 01:24:42 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by JooJooFlop:
Acting disgustingly sweet, nice and helpful to family is a good way to keep them at bay.

School is easy if you have change for the soda machine at all times.

Headbutt the 7ft tall seniors in the groin.

What is physical science, anyways? A fancy-schmancy title for Health?


doesn't work.

coke prices are up to $1.25 this year.

no.

physics/chemistry/etc. we just finished the first two chapters - mass and density and a pretty basic review of the metric system. YAY.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-09-2002 01:32:15 AM
Really young kids you just can't reason with. The above method would work for older ones, but for young kids I still don't like the idea of hitting them. The WORST thing I could imagine is smacking a kid for crying. Accomplishes nothing, labels the parent as an ass, and unless you're in, like, a wedding or something, no real reason.

Bah. Not even planning on having kids anyway, why am I participating in this discussion?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-09-2002 01:34:03 AM
Who said anything about smacking a kid for crying? If I pop Simon on the butt, it's because he's showing his ass somehow or another and it's a warning to get in line.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 09-09-2002 01:36:28 AM
*sighs* Doctors..
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-09-2002 01:41:35 AM
ehhh... my mom would beat the hell out of me for screwing up when i was little and i don't think it made me respect her anymore than i do my dad. who i could get most anything out of if i pouted exactly right. :P

maybe it's because i've got that wretched teenager disease.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-09-2002 01:44:25 AM
If a kid acts like an ass in public they get yanked out of public and punished behind closed doors. Well, in my opinion, anyway.

Mom smacked me around when I was a kid and it did NOTHINK. I learned one thing: a tolerance for pain . Real hard-headed kids will just shrug off any punishment you give 'em...



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-09-2002 03:00:06 AM
Anyway, the following people scare me:

- Captain Underpants

- Anyone who says "..."

- Katrinity

- Swift-moving zombies (the slow ones you can just push the hell over)

People who don't scare me are people who say "..." simply because they know people who say "..." scare me. You gotta mean it.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
nem-x
posted 09-09-2002 03:01:09 AM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-09-2002 03:02:08 AM
quote:
From the book of nem-x, chapter 3, verse 16:
...

No, no, you're doing it all wrong. That just makes me want to cuddle you.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
nem-x
posted 09-09-2002 03:05:12 AM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-09-2002 03:06:21 AM
quote:
nem-x Model 2000 was programmed to say:
...

Ah, there you go.

*ph34rs*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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