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Topic: FOR THE LAST TIME
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 09-04-2002 01:01:02 AM
and it's my fault =(
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-04-2002 01:09:35 AM
Well, we wouldn't have these problems if we took the hint from Ancient Sumer and followed the Code.

94. If a bald man strike a woman, then the husband of that shall throw he in the river, if he sink, then the husband shall inherit his possessions, if the river judge him innocent, he shall be banned f00.

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-04-2002 01:53:22 AM
quote:
Piper attempted to be funny by writing:
Hence the new rule!

Damn lesbians! Ruining it for the rest of us!

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 09-04-2002 02:11:32 AM
quote:
Geeorn stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssSsSsSsSsSsSsSs Ss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ 09-04-2002: Message edited by: Otku ]

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 09-04-2002 02:29:31 AM
quote:
From the book of Waisz, chapter 3, verse 16:
After having seen it, I believe I'm fully certified to say that no heterosexual male or really anyone should view it. It's a rather large in depth picture that scarred after even being viewed for a fraction of a second.

I haven't seen it, and I have absolutely no desire to.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 09-04-2002 06:26:37 AM
PUSSY

[ 09-04-2002: Message edited by: Lady Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
MorbId
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 06:27:06 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Kegwen 2.0:
I haven't seen it, and I have absolutely no desire to.

Even my morbid curiosity only goes so far.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-04-2002 09:18:59 AM
quote:
Comrade Snoota wrote:
PUSSY

Preach it.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-04-2002 11:53:05 AM
I tried that advice...

I only saw the [ IMG ] UBB code, and no picture =P

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-04-2002 12:04:34 PM
quote:
Piper had this to say about Tron:
You do know that Drysart is out of town for two weeks and that you are stuck with me and my wrath?

Mmmmmm, good wrath.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
The Curman
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 04:06:19 PM

What thread has a penis on it?

Im not interested in that stuff, but I never saw it. Curious...I swear.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-04-2002 04:13:01 PM
At a guess, it was quickly edited.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 05:13:29 PM
It was Aanile's sig.

Go about 20 hours into the past to see it.

I <3 Steel Battalion!
The Curman
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 05:23:00 PM
Who the fuck makes a sig of a cock? Thats stupid, sorry, I dont mean offense, but thats probably the dumbest sig I ever heard of.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-04-2002 05:27:09 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Claeton Winterwolf:
Who the fuck makes a sig of a cock? Thats stupid, sorry, I dont mean offense, but thats probably the dumbest sig I ever heard of.
Speaking of stupid...


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 09-04-2002 05:28:25 PM
^^^^
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
The Curman
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 05:30:32 PM
adfdgdiajf

nevermind

[ 09-04-2002: Message edited by: Claeton Winterwolf ]

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-04-2002 05:55:45 PM
ARGH, PREVIEW REPLY, PREVIEW REPLY, DAMNIT...

And yes, that is sick and WRONG.

[ 09-04-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 09-04-2002 05:57:40 PM
I kinda agree with my bro on this one.
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 09-04-2002 05:57:53 PM
FUCK YOU YOU ASSHOLE I SAW THAT

I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 06:01:12 PM
quote:
Claeton Winterwolf thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Who the fuck makes a sig of a cock? Thats stupid, sorry, I dont mean offense, but thats probably the dumbest sig I ever heard of.

Do you always skip page one of a thread?

I <3 Steel Battalion!
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 09-04-2002 06:03:42 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Waisz:
It was Aanile's sig.

Go about 20 hours into the past to see it.


I think he was going by what you said here.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-04-2002 06:03:57 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota impressed everyone with:
FUCK YOU YOU ASSHOLE I SAW THAT

I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE


Saw what? I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 09-04-2002 06:04:28 PM
And thus, skipping the entire first page where it was discussed WHY it was in her sig.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 09-04-2002 06:05:36 PM
I usually skip a whole page of postings and read the last three or so. *shrugs*
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 06:20:42 PM
I'm assuming that he's linking the Goatse image for offsite image linking?

Could be worse. Could have been Tub Girl.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 06:25:09 PM
quote:
RPC Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I'm assuming that he's linking the Goatse image for offsite image linking?

Could be worse. Could have been Tub Girl.


No, it's not goatse.

I <3 Steel Battalion!
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 09-04-2002 07:32:23 PM
*Cringes in fear cause it seems like the right thing to do in these sorts of situatuions*
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 09-04-2002 10:36:52 PM
quote:
Savannah said this about your mom:
I usually skip a whole page of postings and read the last three or so. *shrugs*


and that's were you enter with alot of problems.

First off, putting a big cock in as a sig is *NOT* my style. You guys know this.

I did *NOT* know that this would happen, and I am sorry for my mistake.

So if you want to really know what the hell is going on, don't be lazy and read the whole thread before you make comments.

Oh shi...
what
posted 09-05-2002 02:25:38 AM
Oh we all know it's you style. I mean, you post cocks left and right every day.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 09-05-2002 12:43:31 PM
quote:
•dnomagdileD• got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Oh we all know it's you style. I mean, you post cocks left and right every day.

Yes...

but those are your cocks...

Suddar
posted 09-05-2002 01:23:55 PM
?
Oh shi...
what
posted 09-05-2002 02:01:09 PM
*insert subtle joke here*
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 09-05-2002 03:53:55 PM
A chicken and a cat walk down the road and onto the bridge. The cat falls off the bridge, into the water, and the chicken laughs.

The moral of the story is: Whenever there's a wet pussy, there's always a happy cock.

[ 09-05-2002: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-05-2002 03:57:11 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Otku wrote:
PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssSsSsSsSsSsSsSs[/ big] S[big]s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PENI-

OW!

*gets smacked upside the head with a ruler by Pips.

...pussy

Suddar
posted 09-05-2002 04:02:13 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Alleria Qui'farush wrote:
A chicken and a cat walk down the road and onto the bridge. The cat falls off the bridge, into the water, and the chicken laughs.

The moral of the story is: Whenever there's a wet pussy, there's always a happy cock.


actually, considering chickens are a FEMALE fowl...

lesbians?

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 09-05-2002 05:47:03 PM
quote:
hard technology rock's fortune cookie read:
[xIMG]http://pbskids.org/lions/words/images/rooster.gif[/IMG]

"They're the biggest cocks in the hen house.." "WOHOAAAHHH NELLY!"

[ 09-05-2002: Message edited by: D© ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
adenine!
Closet Republican
posted 09-05-2002 06:11:17 PM
quote:
hard technology rock had this to say about Knight Rider:
actually, considering chickens are a FEMALE fowl...

lesbians?


No...hens are adult female chickens...roosters are adult male chickens.

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 09-05-2002 06:24:23 PM
A chicken is a chicken, dammit!

But then again, they're all chicks when they're young.

Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 09-05-2002 10:27:50 PM
((( HUGS ANNICAT )))


quote:
Aanicat had this to say about Captain Planet:

and that's were you enter with alot of problems.

First off, putting a big cock in as a sig is *NOT* my style. You guys know this.

I did *NOT* know that this would happen, and I am sorry for my mistake.

So if you want to really know what the hell is going on, don't be lazy and read the whole thread before you make comments.


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