[ 08-22-2002: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]
You can't take over the world. I've been secretly working to take it over for years now!
I challenge you!
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Can I be the guy in the back that doesnt actually DO anything until the last five minutes of your plan, which I stab you in the back and take your place as ruler of the world?
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Lyinar Ka`Bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Hey!You can't take over the world. I've been secretly working to take it over for years now!
I challenge you!
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Everyone wondered WTF when Delphi Aegis wrote:
Umm..Can I be the guy in the back that doesnt actually DO anything until the last five minutes of your plan, which I stab you in the back and take your place as ruler of the world?
*shoots back up the trap door*
Ha! And you thought it was just for show!
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Verily, Delphi Aegis doth proclaim:
Please? I'm really good at it.
*Pulls chord, Delphi falls down trap door*
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Lyinar Ka`Bael got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
*hits a button on her tree-shaped air freshener and rocket skates appear on her boots**shoots back up the trap door*
Ha! And you thought it was just for show!
No, I thought it was for Deth.
RUNS!
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Knight Rider:
*hits a button on her tree-shaped air freshener and rocket skates appear on her boots**shoots back up the trap door*
Ha! And you thought it was just for show!
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Falaanla Marr wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Can I join you vise?
What position are you appying for.
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There was much rejoicing when Vise the Stompy said this:
What position are you appying for.
Seeing as i am not a furry animal, i will apply for number 1?
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Falaanla Marr's fortune cookie read:
Seeing as i am not a furry animal, i will apply for number 1?
Acutally I forgot to mention the last one. Care to be a cosmic entity that resurects people when they die when they aren't suppose to?
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Commie Nwist painfully thought these words up:
Can I hit people with rock and sticks that try and get your autograph?
kids..
I suppose I'll shoot for the token "cosmic entity" considering I am one already.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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There was much rejoicing when Razor said this:
You May NOT HAVE Menchi!!!!!!!!!!!
Well you are small and furry, welcome to across.
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Zaile Ronso impressed everyone with:
Oh, I'll be the guy having strange action adventures that somewhat intersect with your plans! And my warder Japolo can be the emergency food supply!
I am willing to sign up as a dies-a-lot minion.
*would explain what position he's applying for, but is inanimate...but it should be pretty obvious; hint, it's neither 1 nor 2 and 3 is debatable*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Falaanla Marr was all like:
Seeing as i am not a furry animal, i will apply for number 1?
Me 2... I'd rather not be the furry animal..
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DarkDragoon had this to say about Knight Rider:
Hey! Do not listen to that heathen Vise! he is a imposter plain and simple. I control Across and always have... back down or I shall be forced to show everyone what a fake you really are!
[ 08-22-2002: Message edited by: Archon ]
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Nobody really understood why Archon wrote:
Well no matter who is in charge of across, i'm with vise! I wanna be the giant flaming guy in charge of all the giant flaming guys who go in and crush all opposition!
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Niklas had this to say about John Romero:
May I be 'Uncertain Business' the odd, large man who throws things with edges you wouldn't expect?
Sure
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Mikey's Gal Pal had this to say about pies:
Me 2... I'd rather not be the furry animal..
pwease [ 08-22-2002: Message edited by: BlueMage ]
I want to be a part of this great organization two, but not as food
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Vise the Stompy was all like:
Well, do to legal issues, I had to give back the spiffy costume,secret base,position of power in across*Cries* But I am not hindered. I shal found my own secret orginization to take over based off the across system.
Lets review who is in my staff at the moment.4)Afro guy that somehow relates to our plans-Zaile
Ok! One small change though. As you're no longer being exactally the same, and Japolo doesn't have a job, I'll just have him somehow turn up and hand me whatever I need.
No matter what. No matter where. No matter that a tiger has no business being there, Japolo will be there with whatever I need, clenched firmly in his jaws. He just won't be helping me fight.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
