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Topic: If you had a million dollars...
Oh shi...
what
posted 08-19-2002 03:12:24 PM
You'd...
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-19-2002 03:13:21 PM
almost be rich.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-19-2002 03:13:30 PM
Invest in a new hull so that I can get more money doing my l33t trade route.

[ 08-19-2002: Message edited by: Vorbis of Pie ]

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-19-2002 03:13:46 PM
Invest it well and live off the interest.
Addy
posted 08-19-2002 03:14:10 PM
... eat it. Yum yum.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-19-2002 03:16:32 PM
Buy an assassain to kill people who ask stupid questions like this or maybe all the canadians.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-19-2002 03:17:34 PM
Canadian dollars?

I'd buy a donut.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-19-2002 03:20:52 PM
quote:
Mortious Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Canadian dollars?

I'd buy a donut.


Rofl

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-19-2002 03:22:30 PM
Id buy a EMU

[ 08-19-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-19-2002 03:24:46 PM
Have nothing after taxes, but considering it was Canadian scratch, you didn't have much to start with, anyway.
Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 08-19-2002 03:29:18 PM
quote:
So quoth Mortious:
Canadian dollars?

I'd buy a donut.


He said one million not five million...

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-19-2002 03:29:40 PM
get a house, and art studio.

and a cat and puppy

invest and bank the left over, live off the intrest, and send a bunch home to help take care of my parents

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-19-2002 03:36:25 PM
Keep $10,000, give the rest to my parents.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-19-2002 03:41:27 PM
Invest half, use the rest to go to college and live off of.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-19-2002 03:43:30 PM
I'd buy your love.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 08-19-2002 03:44:16 PM
Do two chicks at the same time.


Someone had to say it.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-19-2002 04:06:46 PM
Wait, is this cash?

If it is, I'd roll around naked in it before I do all that stuff I already said I'd do.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mightion Defensor
posted 08-19-2002 04:29:36 PM
Two words. Blaine, Minnesota.

Three words. Goodbye student loans.

Three more words: Pay off car.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-19-2002 04:34:11 PM
Destroy my enemies and get a new pair of boxers!
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-19-2002 06:42:32 PM
Hmm... 100k to a friend who needs out of debt badly. 50k to a couple of local friends who deserve better than they currently have.

Me? I'd do some investing, the ever-popular live off interest, and finalize the debate of: "So, where are we going to live?"

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 08-19-2002 06:46:00 PM
buy Ale and Whores
Blue Angel
Pancake
posted 08-19-2002 06:52:28 PM
edit: wrong account

[ 08-19-2002: Message edited by: Blue Angel ]

Surrounded by familiar faces with no name
None of them know me
Or want to share my pain
They only wish to bask in my light
Then fade away
To win my love, to them a game
To watch me live my life in vain
When all is done and the glitter fades, fades away
They'll get theirs eventually
And I hope I'm there
Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 08-19-2002 06:53:54 PM
What I would do with 1 mill American:

1. Pay off morgage on my current home
2. Pay for my mother to go back to school and find something she would love to do for the rest of her life
3. Pay to redecorate the house
4. Buy a house for my aunt so shell finally move out and live on her own
5. Put money aside for my secondary school
6. Buy a car and a motorcycle
7. Invest the rest and live off it while finding something Ill love to do for the rest of my life

Check out my art
Check out my stock photos
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-19-2002 07:02:34 PM
1. pay off house
2. buy Camaro RS or SS
3. re-paint and have bodywork done on Camaro Z28
down to about $600,000
4. give $100,000 to people that could really use it
5. build new computer
6. make my mom retire. at gun-point if nessasary.
7. keep the rest the hell away from the stock market till things simmer down.
Suddar
posted 08-19-2002 07:08:51 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Geeorn:
7. keep the rest the hell away from the stock market till things simmer down.

what're you talking about? invest while the market is low! just invest wisely.

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 08-19-2002 07:10:44 PM
quote:
hard technology rock said this about your mom:
what're you talking about? invest while the market is low! just invest wisely.

No kidding.

Go go media pumping out bullshit about the stock market!

[ 08-19-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen 2.0 ]

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-19-2002 08:10:57 PM
Let's hear the people sing...

MOVE.

Move the FUCK out of my parents house and the FUCK out of this city. All else is second to this. Yes, even LoD2 and BoF5. Must move.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-19-2002 08:14:18 PM
I'd buy you a monkey

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-19-2002 08:43:48 PM
quote:
So quoth Delphi Aegis:
Invest it well and live off the interest.

If you're talking about a bank; the interest rate and inflation rate are fairly even. Or so I've heard.

I'd buy everything I could in the stock market right now.

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 08-19-2002 09:37:39 PM
Focus entirely on a career as a musician after college, rather than getting a steady job right away.

The real question is: what would you do with a million doll-hairs?! Muahahahaha...eh...


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-19-2002 09:43:35 PM
Walk up to the owner of the company I work for, and offer him 100,000 cash, on the spot, for a "blank" pink slip. The absolute power to fire any one person in the company.

The rest I would use to live on, and give some to family.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Doomjudge
Pancake
posted 08-19-2002 11:55:49 PM
I'd have a better sig.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-20-2002 12:08:21 AM
Lots. Of. Swords.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-20-2002 12:17:27 AM
quote:
How.... Kegwen 2.0.... uughhhhhh:

Go go mediaLiberal Media pumping out bullshit about the stock market!


Oh, and, probably buy stuff =p

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 08-20-2002 12:21:10 AM
Conservitive media would be even worse.
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 08-20-2002 12:48:30 AM
If it was in American $$, I'd buy Verant and make my own Vision....
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-20-2002 12:50:18 AM
quote:
Verily, Kinanik doth proclaim:
Conservitive media would be even worse.


Doubtful.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-20-2002 12:54:49 AM
quote:
The Otaku Penguin stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:

Oh, and, probably buy stuff =p


Ahhh, partisan in-fighting - the one thing most responsable for any damage to the US.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-20-2002 01:05:03 AM
I'd pay Vorbis to let a panda have sex with him. Then I'd take the remaining $999,990 and buy a dozen sports cars.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 08-20-2002 10:27:34 AM
i would hire super elite death ninjas to kill canadians and fighter
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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