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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-23-2002 12:06:16 AM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about (_|_):
[QUOTE]This one time, at Mr. Wilams camp:
[qb]Tim Google?
I'm going to beat you til brains leak out your eyes.[/QB][/QUOTE]

WHAT BRAINS durrrrrrrrr

Google is great and all, but what are we searching for?

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-23-2002 12:07:51 AM
quote:
Mr. Wilams had this to say about dark elf butts:
WHAT BRAINS durrrrrrrrr

Google is great and all, but what are we searching for?

I figured the italics in one of my eariler posts gave it away.

Want me to draw you a map!?

[ 07-23-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-23-2002 12:08:05 AM
Anus E. McGee.

What? Like you're surprised?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-23-2002 12:08:43 AM
quote:
Black Mage wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I figured the italics in one of my eariler posts gave it away.

Want me to draw you a map!?

Please.

[ 07-23-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Wilams ]

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Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 07-23-2002 12:09:28 AM
wouldn't you like to know

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-23-2002 12:09:32 AM
quote:
Mr. Wilams had this to say about Duck Tales:
Please.
/beat


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 07-23-2002 12:11:35 AM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about dark elf butts:
/beat

Stop looking at that porn and draw Suddar a map!

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 07-23-2002 12:12:03 AM
quote:
So quoth Black Mage:
/beat

dont fap in public, its not pretty

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-23-2002 12:12:33 AM
quote:
From the book of Delphi Aegis, chapter 3, verse 16:
Stop looking at that porn and draw Suddar a map!
Masturbation > Drawing SUDAR WILIAMS a map


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-23-2002 12:14:23 AM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about John Romero:
Masturbation > Drawing SUDAR WILIAMS a map

How about drawing SDR WLMS a map while masturbating?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-23-2002 12:14:45 AM
FUCK ME GENTLY I'VE GOT IT.

Hello, Tim Wegman.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-23-2002 12:15:12 AM
quote:
Karnaj attempted to be funny by writing:
How about drawing SDR WLMS a map while masturbating?
That'd take a good amount of patience, time, sperm and aim.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-23-2002 12:15:19 AM
My name gets smaller each time you people type it.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-23-2002 12:15:58 AM
Hello.

You've got it.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-23-2002 12:16:29 AM
I am a golden god.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-23-2002 12:16:50 AM
quote:
Mr. Wilams had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I am a golden god.
So...

When do I get to fuck you, gently?



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 07-23-2002 12:16:55 AM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Cuba:
[QUOTE]Karnaj attempted to be funny by writing:
[qb]How about drawing SDR WLMS a map while masturbating?
That'd take a good amount of patience, time, sperm and aim.[/QB][/QUOTE]

... And some good hand strength.

Unless S W wants to do it for you...

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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-23-2002 12:17:35 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Black Mage!
When do I get to fuck you, gently?

Anytime you'd like, big boy.

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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 07-23-2002 07:48:13 AM
Amanda Aileen.

... Manda r fine.

Mandy will get you shot.

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-23-2002 09:01:48 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when RPC wrote:
Brian
I am not a clone!

I'm an android

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Peter
Pancake
posted 07-23-2002 09:26:49 AM
Peter John Doig
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Legonaire
Pancake
posted 07-23-2002 10:05:22 AM
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
If animals weren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat ??
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 07-23-2002 10:30:19 AM
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING!?!?!?!
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 07-23-2002 10:30:38 AM
omg, update on my name:

Liam David Whelan.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-23-2002 01:31:46 PM
quote:
So quoth Lord Bane:
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING!?!?!?!

telling your girlie our real names. Do you disapprove of this?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-23-2002 01:32:40 PM
quote:
Praetor Liam was listening to Cher while typing:
omg, update on my name:

Liam David Whelan.


got a Bill Whelan that works in the same company I do. Totally irrelevant, I know.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-23-2002 02:18:51 PM
Michael James Patrick Lester III
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Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 07-23-2002 05:32:01 PM
i like the name john too.

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 07-23-2002 05:40:55 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I LIKE your name, dammit!

It'd be cool if I was like 4.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-23-2002 05:43:27 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Cap'n Elethi!
It'd be cool if I was like 4.

No way dude. Your name's awesome. So's Soldar's. (I'm afraid of spelling it wrong EEK!#^)

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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 07-23-2002 05:46:49 PM
Warn Michael Kitchen

and to preemptively answer any questions:

Yes just Warn it's not short for Warner or Warning and that IS how you spell it.

My dad gave me that name.

Yes I like it, it's unique.

My middle name is Michael... not Bathroom.

Yes I've heard that one

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-23-2002 05:48:17 PM
Hehe...."Lester"....hehehehe...
Veni, vidi, vici
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-23-2002 05:51:21 PM
quote:
Fennar had this to say about Pirotess:
Hehe...."Lester"....hehehehe...

I searched for Lester and found this.

I don't know what to say.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 07-23-2002 05:58:18 PM
quote:
Kloie impressed everyone with:
No way dude. Your name's awesome. So's Soldar's. (I'm afraid of spelling it wrong EEK!#^)

You live with it for 16 years and see how you like it.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 07-23-2002 06:01:05 PM
quote:
Cap'n Elethi had this to say about Knight Rider:
You live with it for 16 years and see how you like it.

You're probably thinking about how much better your life would be if that "god damned marshmallow flopped".

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-23-2002 06:01:30 PM
quote:
Cap'n Elethi had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
You live with it for 16 years and see how you like it.

I've been named after an intern for 15 and a half, so hush.

Kloie thwaps Elethi!

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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 07-23-2002 06:04:15 PM
quote:
Soldar had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You're probably thinking about how much better your life would be if that "god damned marshmallow flopped".

You have no idea.

It was the worst in 6th grade.

"OMG, roofles, you have the same name as that big pick marshmellow, LOL!!"

He was fucking named after me.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 07-23-2002 06:04:47 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Pirotess:
I've been named after an intern for 15 and a half, so hush.

Kloie thwaps Elethi!


Monica is much better than Kirby.


Believe you me.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-23-2002 08:16:37 PM
Well, yeah, you got called a pink marshmellow, but did anybody ever ask you if you gave good/free head? Or did they ever ask you about cigars?

X_X

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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 07-23-2002 08:18:38 PM
quote:
Kloie's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Well, yeah, you got called a pink marshmellow, but did anybody ever ask you if you gave good/free head? Or did they ever ask you about cigars?

X_X

No, never gotten asked for head. I'm also hoping it'll continue to be like that.


Cigars, yes.

I don't get why people ask you for head based on your name though. Are kids these days calling it 'getting a Monica'?

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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