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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 07-18-2002 11:58:53 PM
I could post more if someone killed my brother. My nerf gun just doesn't cut it.

(pouts)

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 07-18-2002 11:59:54 PM
You do Indeed lurk!
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 07-19-2002 12:03:55 AM
Where DO you get your sigpics from?

Last I checked, JBernal/Cullen made a paysite

Good to see you using non-emotes though

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-19-2002 12:04:54 AM
Your a nice person, but Mort > You.

Sorry.

Veni, vidi, vici
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-19-2002 12:07:21 AM
Yea, you should post more often.

Cthulhu

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Jaggedpine Mistwalker
Member #4!
posted 07-19-2002 12:07:27 AM
So do like I did and post on a few threads which you didn't think at first you had anything to add to! For some strange reason it makes you want to post more!

And now that I'm posting more, I find more threads that I would like to add to! w00t.

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-19-2002 12:08:29 AM
Kloie dances with Jaggy!
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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 07-19-2002 12:13:30 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Vorago stammered:
Where DO you get your sigpics from?

Last I checked, JBernal/Cullen made a paysite

You answered your own question.

(smiles)

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Maradon!
posted 07-19-2002 12:14:04 AM
Yes! Post more!

Distract mort with printouts of furries!

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-19-2002 12:19:00 AM
I'd say to lick the mouse in front of him in an attempt to keep him from touching it, but god knows what's been on it and your keyboard.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 07-19-2002 01:23:08 AM
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How.... Maradön².... uughhhhhh:
Yes! Post more!

Distract mort with printouts of furries!

Well said, Maradon.

Smirks.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 07-19-2002 01:34:17 AM
While we're on the subject of lurking, do I lurk? Or am I considered a regular on EC?

Keep in mind I've been off on vacation the past week, thus unable to post.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-19-2002 02:27:40 AM
Steal the keyboard and mouse, and hide them in some place where he can't hide it. Easier to lug than the monitor, though there is the risk he might have extras. Ah, well. Just post more!


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 07-19-2002 02:35:13 AM
I know a guy who hauls around his computer. Yup, just the case and such. He hooks it up to other computers, but refuses to leave his at home. I guess he has a TON of porn on his computer or something
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-19-2002 04:01:44 AM
quote:
Rodent King probably says this to all the girls:
While we're on the subject of lurking, do I lurk? Or am I considered a regular on EC?

Keep in mind I've been off on vacation the past week, thus unable to post.

Am I a lurker? I post pretty constantly, but I am not sure

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 07-19-2002 04:10:48 AM
I demand a link/copy of the full image of your sig pic, Cass.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 07-19-2002 04:34:43 AM
She probably prefers asking to demanding.

I would like to see it as well, since I've seen most of the others.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 07-19-2002 04:40:40 AM
May I see it then?

And yes, I've seen a lot of the others too. That artist makes me envious.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 07-19-2002 04:45:55 AM
*Fapfap*?
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-19-2002 04:46:05 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Cassandra:
I could post more if someone killed my brother. My nerf gun just doesn't cut it.

(pouts)

*poke*

How ya been?

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 07-19-2002 07:09:09 AM
Am I the only guy(besides Mort) that doesn't drool over Cassandra?

Mort, on the other hand, is one sexy piece of madcow infected British mansteak!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-19-2002 07:13:59 AM
I like Cass. But not in the "omg must hump her leg!" sort of way.

The ironic thing, which Cass may or may not realize, is that Mort tends to go for leggy blondes, which is what Cass looks like IRL if I remember correctly. It's fun to torment him with that fact. Gya ha ha.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-19-2002 07:31:09 AM
Deth isn't allowed

He must worship only The Lyinar


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-19-2002 07:35:24 AM
Of course.
*makes the sign of the air freshener*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-19-2002 07:36:56 AM
*falls over laughing*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-19-2002 07:59:23 AM
Psst. Deth, either that's an invitation or there's a giant man-eating clown standing behind me... or both.

Cass, I definitely want to see more of you. Interpret that in any way you like

As for killing your brother, well... an ICBM would be overkill, and nothing else has that kind of range

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
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Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-19-2002 09:48:46 AM
(nods)
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 07-19-2002 11:13:48 AM
Yes. Yes you do.

(frowns)

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-19-2002 11:14:32 AM
quote:
Judge Gydyon stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Yes. Yes you do.

(frowns)

(raises an eyebrow)

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-19-2002 11:16:26 AM
Blah blah blah, cry all you want bitch, it's my connection.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-19-2002 11:30:27 AM
Mort, you're on Cable, yes?

Bridged, or PPP mode?

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-19-2002 11:31:20 AM
Talk about "Brotherly Love".... sheesh!
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-19-2002 12:48:08 PM
I really like when you post Cass.. but I love your brother, so I can't kill him. It would upset the balance of the universe.

I could tie him up on occasion though, if that would help.


(and OMG JAGGY! HI AND STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Mightion Defensor
posted 07-19-2002 12:52:55 PM
Linksys router.

Length of Cat5.

Problem solved.

The refried-beans cloud is your problem, though.

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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-19-2002 12:54:15 PM
Linksys.
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 07-19-2002 01:00:52 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael probably says this to all the girls:
I like Cass. But not in the "omg must hump her leg!" sort of way. I am whipped.

hey
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Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 07-19-2002 01:23:35 PM
quote:
Azymyth spewed forth this undeniable truth:
May I see it then?

And yes, I've seen a lot of the others too. That artist makes me envious.

Does this artist have a website where we can see his/her stuff? Because Cass's pic looks really good.

Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
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Malbi
posted 07-19-2002 01:40:17 PM
tries to stab Mort but the knife melts from the stench aura Curses *cough cough*
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 07-19-2002 01:49:12 PM
quote:
Mr. Wilams had this to say about (_|_):
Linksys.


Is garbage.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-19-2002 01:55:28 PM
quote:
From the book of Lady Snoota, chapter 3, verse 16:
Am I the only guy(besides Mort) that doesn't drool over Cassandra?

Mort, on the other hand, is one sexy piece of madcow infected British mansteak!

I don't drool all over Cass.

Mort on the otherhand, rwar!

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