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Topic: More whining about the fscking heat!
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 07-03-2002 09:00:14 PM
quote:
Mr. Wilams had this to say about Knight Rider:
Yeah, you people always brag about your hot summers, but I'd like to see you last 5 seconds in a Maine winter without whining.

Go ahead. I'm waiting.


Dont waste your breath on Parce, Suddar.

He has yet to experience a real summer. See, while it may be 108 where he is, he can still sweat. Up here in PA, where the actual temp is 95+, and the humidity is 90%+, he would DIE.

Most people have their air conditioners at 85, and feel great, simply because of the dehumidifier.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 07-03-2002 09:00:27 PM
quote:
From the book of Lenlalron, chapter 3, verse 16:
Do I actually have to be outside? Can I just stand in the airport or something?

That's my response to those of you whining about the heat.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-03-2002 09:00:30 PM
quote:
Mr. Wilams was naked while typing this:
Yeah, you people always brag about your hot summers, but I'd like to see you last 5 seconds in a Maine winter without whining.

Go ahead. I'm waiting.


I wouldn't. I fear cold.

Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-03-2002 09:01:28 PM
No, I think the windchill would be a nice experience to add to all of your resumes, especially when it gets to the point where you tell yourself your ears must be dead and black, because you can barely feel them.
Razor
posted 07-03-2002 09:01:49 PM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Wilams doth proclaim:
Yeah, you people always brag about your hot summers, but I'd like to see you last 5 seconds in a Maine winter without whining.

Go ahead. I'm waiting.


/me lived through two blizzards w/ no heater in the house that I livend in which was in the middle of crops. try -60 and only a blanket. you dont go to sleep.
Then I walked to school the next day. that was two miles of 4ft deep snow drifts accross the fields

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-03-2002 09:02:32 PM
quote:
King Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
I wouldn't. I fear cold.

EXACTLY

And Delphi, dry heat can suck too. Don't just pass it off, it makes you sound kinda egotistical.

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 07-03-2002 09:03:33 PM
quote:
Razor Model 2000 was programmed to say:
/me lived through two blizzards w/ no heater in the house that I livend in which was in the middle of crops. try -60 and only a blanket. you dont go to sleep.
Then I walked to school the next day. that was two miles of 4ft deep snow drifts accross the fields

We walked to school! It was 15 miles in 15 feet of snow! Uphill both ways!

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-03-2002 09:04:23 PM
quote:
Kegwen 2.0 thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
We walked to school! It was 15 miles in 15 feet of snow! Uphill both ways!

With acid rain?

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-03-2002 09:04:23 PM
quote:
Razor obviously shouldn't have said:
/me lived through two blizzards w/ no heater in the house that I livend in which was in the middle of crops. try -60 and only a blanket. you dont go to sleep.
Then I walked to school the next day. that was two miles of 4ft deep snow drifts accross the fields

Why do you people always try to outdo me, no matter what I say?

Fine, I only have four words for you in response: ice storm of '98.

Buried under 6 blankets so we could barely move, mother and I were in bed trying to stay warm. We weren't COLD, per say, but we weren't comfortable and we never got to sleep.

Razor
posted 07-03-2002 09:05:41 PM
quote:
Kegwen 2.0 wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
We walked to school! It was 15 miles in 15 feet of snow! Uphill both ways!

how old were you. I was 8. and temp was 12F WC -13

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-03-2002 09:07:42 PM
quote:
Razor enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
how old were you. I was 8. and temp was 12F WC -13

That's all? You wimp.

"-60! Oh boy! MY LIMBS FROZE OFF AND I ATE THEM TO SURVIVE! WITH MY TOES!"

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 07-03-2002 09:07:54 PM
quote:
Razor stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
how old were you. I was 8. and temp was 12F WC -13

...I was joking. I live in Chattanooga. We don't get jackshit but mildly cold air in the winter. We haven't gone below freezing in years.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 07-03-2002 09:08:48 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when King Parcelan said this:
You pussies. I can withstand Arizona heat in long, black pants all summer long and not feel a thing!

You would die here.


Actually, nope, not me. I spent 8 weeks in Israel during the summer and THRIVED there. 90-110F all summer, but no humidity. Everyone else on the trip was dragging and taking salt pills 'cause they were hurting so much. But I haven't felt that good since..., well, ever. If there was even the tiniest chance I could convince Kelveron to move to the desert, I'd do it in a second.

Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-03-2002 09:09:52 PM

I slept in this. We didn't have power for two weeks.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 07-03-2002 09:10:33 PM
quote:
Mr. Wilams's account was hax0red to write:
EXACTLY

And Delphi, dry heat can suck too. Don't just pass it off, it makes you sound kinda egotistical.


I've lived in Nevada.. Just outside Las Vegas, actually. I've lived in Idaho (Fuck, I was BORN there.) I've seen the extremes, and I'd much prefer to be cold.

See, when yer cold, you can always put more blankets/layers on. When yer hot, you can only take so much off...

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-03-2002 09:13:07 PM
Bitch bitch bitch! I live in the goddamn desert. Can go from 100 with roaring dust devils scratching the hell out of anything that is outside during the day to about 20 or so degrees during the night with horrible Canadian winds.

Then our winters, HELL! Ever felt *frozen* dust wipping around you? The average temperature for winter is something like 19 degrees or so, IIRC.

All that and I live south of Maine, bish!

Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-03-2002 09:15:40 PM
quote:
Vorbis of Pie had this to say about (_|_):
Bitch bitch bitch! I live in the goddamn desert. Can go from 100 with roaring dust devils scratching the hell out of anything that is outside during the day to about 20 or so degrees during the night with horrible Canadian winds.

Then our winters, HELL! Ever felt *frozen* dust wipping around you? The average temperature for winter is something like 19 degrees or so, IIRC.

All that and I live south of Maine, bish!


I'd rather have frozen dust whipping around me than frozen everything else.

Do not underestimate the Maine winter. It will devour you, there IS no escape.

Why do you think it's vacationland? Because everybody who stays for more than a year dies.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-03-2002 09:18:48 PM
quote:
Mr. Wilams had this to say about pies:
I'd rather have frozen dust whipping around me than frozen everything else.

Do not underestimate the Maine winter. It will devour you, there IS no escape.

Why do you think it's vacationland? Because everybody who stays for more than a year dies.


Hah! I laugh at you! Frozen dust going 35+ hurts like HELL! I live just outside of a huge canyon, the winds pick up to 60+ in there and by the time they get out here they are 30-50ish. When you can't see because there is so much dust stripping your paintjob, then you will get devoured!

Razor
posted 07-03-2002 09:19:10 PM
try central IL.

I have lived in OK, KS, CA, IL, and CA. that is the order. I have been in Death Valley on Vacation w/ the temp at 120 w/ 85% humidity. Bad Water, DV, CA can get hot and humid

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-03-2002 09:20:55 PM
OKAY, FOR CHRISTSAKE EVERYBODY, JUST ZIP UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS AND WALK AWAY.
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