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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-23-2002 12:59:12 AM
quote:
[Katrinity] I'm just not a nympho-maniac thank you very much ^.^

[ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: Mortious ]

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 06-23-2002 01:04:09 AM
Kagrama gives Mort a decaying female hand

There there.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-23-2002 01:05:46 AM
Sorry to crush Mort's dreams of endless orgies and nights of passion :P

<munches her cookie happily>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 06-23-2002 01:06:40 AM
Well...that's a kick in the pants ain't it?

Cthulhu

Maradon!
posted 06-23-2002 01:10:03 AM
Nymphomaniacs are people who have sex compulsively and derive no pleasure from it.

The term you're looking for - a person who likes to have lots and lots of sex - is "everybody"

Olethros et Teleute
Everyone's favorite seven foot tall, orc-hating, bad-ass barbarian babe!
posted 06-23-2002 01:19:06 AM
quote:
Maradön² had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Nymphomaniacs are people who have sex compulsively and derive no pleasure from it.

The term you're looking for - a person who likes to have lots and lots of sex - is "everybody"


I was unaware of the "derives no pleasure from it" stipulation, you sure you have that right?

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 01:20:41 AM
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-23-2002 01:23:40 AM
As a nympho, I can assure you that I derive extreme pleasure from sex. Excessively.

In ten minutes... from now...

no wait.. nine minutes...

aw fuck it!

/moan

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-23-2002 01:26:50 AM
Heh, Nae you sex fiend you! Let UBT have a break every once in a while
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-23-2002 01:29:05 AM
quote:
Heh, Kat you sex fiend you! Let Mort have a break every once in a while

A man can dream.

UBT
Pancake
posted 06-23-2002 01:41:54 AM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Cuba:
Heh, Nae you sex fiend you! Let UBT have a break every once in a while

WTF ?!?!?!?! I can rest when I'm dead. Right now I'm really really really in the mood.

Lashanna
noob
posted 06-23-2002 01:45:10 AM
My Psychologist has concerns about my sex drive, .
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 06-23-2002 01:48:37 AM
quote:
So quoth Lashanna:
My Psychologist has concerns about my sex drive, .

That can be fixed

Lashanna
noob
posted 06-23-2002 01:52:54 AM
quote:
Mr. Duck had this to say about Tron:
That can be fixed

Oh?

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-23-2002 01:55:11 AM
Actually I read somewhere that "nymphomania" isn't something that all doctors recognize as a legitimate psychological medical condition. It's not the same thing as kleptomania, for instance, which is a recognized medical condition. More of a personality trait.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 06-23-2002 01:58:37 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Lashanna said this:
Oh?

drink a glass of water, with a table spoon of salt in it and cluck like a chicken!

And by the mystic powers of mojo you'll have the sex drive back again. Or look like an idiot!

Lashanna
noob
posted 06-23-2002 02:03:15 AM
quote:
From the book of Mr. Duck, chapter 3, verse 16:
drink a glass of water, with a table spoon of salt in it and cluck like a chicken!

And by the mystic powers of mojo you'll have the sex drive back again. Or look like an idiot!


The problem isn't an absence of Sex Drive, you twit.

And Deth, you're right, it's not really a medical term, it's just a tossed-around term. Most of it is simply an obsessive and compulsive desire for sex, which falls under just a particular type of OCD..

The history of "Nymphomania" is actually very interesting, there are some good books out there.

Some of the old (even as recent as colonial America) "cures" for 'nymphomania' are just frightening,

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-23-2002 02:10:22 AM
Yeah people used to have some REALLY disturbing notions. Circumcision (male and...erm...female...believe me you don't want to know if you don't already...female version is MUCH worse than the male version) was used as a "cure" for a while. Then again circumcision of one form or another has been used for a cure to a lot of things.

Some of it's gruesome. But keep in mind the treatment of most mental illness has a pretty gruesome history.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lashanna
noob
posted 06-23-2002 02:14:19 AM
Yeah... Heh.. cracking someone's skull open to let out the demons inside,
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 06-23-2002 02:17:48 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was all like:
*snip*

shut up and hand me the leeches

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 06-23-2002 02:18:36 AM
quote:
Lashanna stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
The problem isn't an absence of Sex Drive, you twit.


I know

Since I barely know anything on the how the human mind works. All I can say is; the urge will come back sooner or later. It could be tomorrow or a week from now, but it'll come back.

[ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]

Lashanna
noob
posted 06-23-2002 02:21:07 AM
quote:
Mr. Duck had this to say about dark elf butts:
I know

Since I barely know anything on the how the human mind works. All I can say is; the urge will come back sooner or later. It could be tomorrow or a week from now, but it'll come back.


The problem is the urge is here too often, and too clearly, .

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-23-2002 02:22:17 AM
quote:
From the book of Mr. Duck, chapter 3, verse 16:
Since I barely know anything on the how the human mind works. All I can say is; the urge will come back sooner or later. It could be tomorrow or a week from now, but it'll come back.

[Kagrama]

WUT?

[/Kagrama]

Her problem is the urge just won't go away!

[ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: Lady Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 06-23-2002 02:25:01 AM
quote:
Lashanna painfully thought these words up:
The problem is the urge is here too often, and too clearly, .

..I'm going to sleep and forgetting this thread happend..

Burger
BANNED!
posted 06-23-2002 02:37:35 AM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about (_|_):
The problem is the urge is here too often, and too clearly, .

you could always get a pair of Magical vibrating panties* just make sure to get a couple good sets of batteries...

*disclaimer: somewhat questionale content, not work safe.

[ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: The_Mac ]

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 06-23-2002 02:38:34 AM
ubb owned me.

[ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: The_Mac ]

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Lashanna
noob
posted 06-23-2002 02:41:23 AM
I've been to that site before,
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-23-2002 02:41:48 AM
quote:
The_Mac Model 2000 was programmed to say:
you could always get a pair of Magical vibrating panties* just make sure to get a couple good sets of batteries...

*disclaimer: somewhat questionale content, not work safe.


No! its.. its WRONG!!! NO!... oh g- NO!!

Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-23-2002 02:42:32 AM
quote:
Lashanna wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I've been to that site before,

[ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: Otku ]

Maradon!
posted 06-23-2002 02:47:35 AM
I heard the "derives no pleasure" bit on TV once, I can't even really place what show. Could have been discovery channel, could have been Married With Children.

*shrug*

Lashanna
noob
posted 06-23-2002 02:51:14 AM
quote:
Maradön² had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I heard the "derives no pleasure" bit on TV once, I can't even really place what show. Could have been discovery channel, could have been Married With Children.

*shrug*


Well, one of the original theories was that "nymphomania" was a result of a woman's inability to reach orgasm, thus leaving her sexually needy and frustrated.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Maradon!
posted 06-23-2002 02:52:40 AM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about (_|_):
Well, one of the original theories was that "nymphomania" was a result of a woman's inability to reach orgasm, thus leaving her sexually needy and frustrated.

So yeah!

Never disagree with me again!

Lashanna
noob
posted 06-23-2002 02:53:40 AM
quote:
Maradön² had this to say about Tron:
So yeah!

Never disagree with me again!


IT's not proven, or it could be only one of the potential causes of 'nymphomania.'

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Maradon!
posted 06-23-2002 02:54:36 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Lashanna wrote:
IT's not proven, or it could be only one of the potential causes of 'nymphomania.'

So yeah!

Never disagree with me again!

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 06-23-2002 02:55:51 AM
quote:
The_Mac got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
you could always get a pair of Magical vibrating panties* just make sure to get a couple good sets of batteries...

*disclaimer: somewhat questionale content, not work safe.


wtf, it won't let me choose "colour" or size.

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-23-2002 02:57:23 AM
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You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-23-2002 03:03:24 AM
Btw, I give this thread a five! It makes Snoota happy.

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You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Mord
Priest of Peachis
posted 06-23-2002 08:49:45 AM
quote:
Main Entry: nym·pho·ma·nia
Pronunciation: "nim(p)-f&-'mA-nE-&, -ny&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from nymphae inner lips of the vulva (from Latin, plural of nympha) + Late Latin mania mania
Date: 1775
: excessive sexual desire by a female

I love how an excessive sexual desire, by a bloke, is considered normal

Lash, there's nothing wrong with a raging desire for sex all the time...though I guess it could upset a significant other. Can't say my fiance is always thrilled by my daily, sometimes hourly urge to...*cough*

I'd have to say, wanting as much sex as possible is about as 'normal' as you can get

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-23-2002 11:09:31 AM
I've got the solution.

Put Lash in a Vixen costume and send her to Mort. That will solve everything.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 06-23-2002 11:19:29 AM
Hey, I recognize that website, the_mac.
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