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Topic: h0t h0t Morrowind pr0n
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-13-2002 08:19:06 PM

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 08:19:56 PM
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All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 06-13-2002 08:20:13 PM
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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 08:22:15 PM
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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 06-13-2002 08:22:20 PM
quote:
Maelarr had this to say about Captain Planet:
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Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-13-2002 08:23:21 PM
God bless Bethesda Softworks.

TO BETHESDA!

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-13-2002 08:25:18 PM
Ewwww....furry pr0n.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-13-2002 08:29:02 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
Ewwww....furry pr0n.

I also found two people in a rather embarassing situation.

One world leader (namely the female leader of Tel Branora), in her bedroom with a naked male Khajiit. The male was wearing the usual glowing slave bracer.

Kinky.

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 06-13-2002 08:30:02 PM
I just got that book too.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-13-2002 08:31:24 PM
Okay...I no longer have a desire to play this game.

YOU RUINED IT!

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 06-13-2002 08:33:32 PM
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 06-13-2002 08:36:27 PM
omfg They had something like that in another book but it was 'censored by {can't remember now}'
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 06-13-2002 09:31:42 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about (_|_):
I also found two people in a rather embarassing situation.

One world leader (namely the female leader of Tel Branora), in her bedroom with a naked male Khajiit. The male was wearing the usual glowing slave bracer.

Kinky.


Interesting. It's a pity the game doesn't have whips.
This lady, she's cute, right? And rich? And cute?

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-13-2002 10:18:28 PM
Dark Cloud on the Playstation 2 has that SOOOO beat. I mean, even simple things like treating scorpion bites on unwilling patients masks something deeper and more sinister!

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-13-2002 10:32:25 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Zaile Ronso wrote:
This lady, she's cute, right? And rich? And cute?

Dark Elf.

.. and when you ask the kitty if he wants to go free, he says, "No. There is no escape."

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 06-13-2002 10:55:57 PM
quote:
Mortious painfully thought these words up:
Dark Elf.

.. and when you ask the kitty if he wants to go free, he says, "No. There is no escape."


Oh my...

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 06-13-2002 10:58:55 PM
POST THE REST!
PRESS NEXT!
MORE SCREENSHOTS!
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 06-13-2002 11:05:49 PM
quote:
Inferno_Spirit got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
POST THE REST!
PRESS NEXT!
MORE SCREENSHOTS!

It's only a few pages.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 06-13-2002 11:07:02 PM
quote:
Suddar Williams thought about the meaning of life:
It's only a few pages.


Better than just 2 pages

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 06-13-2002 11:07:54 PM
You really are desperate, aren't you?
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 11:09:53 PM
Obviously neither of you appreciate the value of the written porn.

It is not in the actual description of what is done, but more in how you envision it in your mind's eye.

Imagination > all.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 06-13-2002 11:12:58 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Obviously neither of you appreciate the value of the written porn.

It is not in the actual description of what is done, but more in how you envision it in your mind's eye.

Imagination > all.


So, wait... Technically according to that all you need is a series of sexual words with absolutely no sentence structure, grammar, or even proper spelling. That seems reminiscent of Super_Kagrama.

Can YOU imagine a Super_Kagrama porn story?

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 11:14:08 PM
quote:
Inferno_Spirit had this to say about (_|_):
Can YOU imagine a Super_Kagrama porn story?

Yes. Yes I can. And because I imagine it, its that much sweeter.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 06-13-2002 11:17:29 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Tron:
Obviously neither of you appreciate the value of the written porn.

It is not in the actual description of what is done, but more in how you envision it in your mind's eye.

Imagination > all.


Delphi, shut the hell up, we all know you're a whore, and that you don't look at that disgusting porn stuff. Now we know that you read it. Thank you for sharing. Nobody really cares, we all know you're superior and pure and the peak of all that is righteous, so please, just drop it. I'm not trying to be an asshole but really. You're right, I don't appreciate the value of written porn because I don't need images such as "rock hard cock" and "soaking wet cunt" in my memory, because they're actually rather gross, BUT THANK YOU FOR OFFERING.

But you'll be glad to know I don't find much value in visual porn either. But I don't insult those that do. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's abolutely evil and wrong and perverted and disgusting. There is such a thing as classy porn. So go away. You aren't always as amazing a person as you try to make yourself out to be.

This should probably be a PM.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 06-13-2002 11:22:24 PM
I just thought the Morrowind pr0n was amusing.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 06-13-2002 11:24:41 PM
Can't we all just get along?
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 06-13-2002 11:26:47 PM
NO!

It's Delhp's fault, if he didn't run around assuming stuff just so he could say how wonderful he was...

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 11:26:53 PM
Can I just point out that Delphi was not attacking people who look at pr0n? He simply stated that in his experience, he preferred imagining a umm....scene in lieu of watching a video.
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 06-13-2002 11:27:49 PM
OH MY GOD! YOU BASTARD!

YOU KILLED JIMMY!

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 06-13-2002 11:28:33 PM
He wasn't directly attacking people, but he was, because he seems to be really good at trying to make himself sound superior, which would imply that those who look at porn are inferior, etc.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 11:29:59 PM
I must be missing something because I saw nothing with that implication in his post...
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 06-13-2002 11:30:12 PM
quote:
Inferno_Spirit had this to say about John Romero:
OH MY GOD! YOU BASTARD!

YOU KILLED JIMMY!


OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED ME, LENNY, KINANIK, AND TIER! YOU BASTARD!

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 06-13-2002 11:35:14 PM
quote:
Alleria Qui'farush was naked while typing this:
OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED ME, LENNY, KINANIK, AND TIER! YOU BASTARD!

I credit my glorious victory to chocolate.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 11:37:39 PM
quote:
Suddar Williams had this to say about John Romero:
Delphi, shut the hell up, we all know you're a whore, and that you don't look at that disgusting porn stuff. Now we know that you read it. Thank you for sharing. Nobody really cares, we all know you're superior and pure and the peak of all that is righteous, so please, just drop it. I'm not trying to be an asshole but really. You're right, I don't appreciate the value of written porn because I don't need images such as "rock hard cock" and "soaking wet cunt" in my memory, because they're actually rather gross, BUT THANK YOU FOR OFFERING.

But you'll be glad to know I don't find much value in visual porn either. But I don't insult those that do. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's abolutely evil and wrong and perverted and disgusting. There is such a thing as classy porn. So go away. You aren't always as amazing a person as you try to make yourself out to be.

This should probably be a PM.


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CASUALTY NUMBER ONE OF BANFEST 2002!

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 06-13-2002 11:38:48 PM
Thanks for stopping the verbal abuse.
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 06-13-2002 11:41:42 PM
Drys: So, had he left out any personal jabs from that post... he wouldn't have been banned?

For example, if he just said: "I dislike porn and porn stories. I think it's digusting. Please refrain from repeatedly mentioning your rather extreme craving for porn stories... I would appreciate it." or something similar, he would've been fine?

Just making sure.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 06-13-2002 11:43:03 PM
He was right. That should have been a PM.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 11:43:41 PM
For some reason I was expecting to be the first one banned . . . I'm glad I wasn't though!
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-13-2002 11:45:19 PM
quote:
Terena Azal had this to say about Pirotess:
He was right. That should have been a PM.

Okay, that made me laugh.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-13-2002 11:45:42 PM
Suddar is banned? Is this a temporary thing or permanent? I cant remember their ever being an uber-flame in one of his posts before.
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