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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-05-2002 12:04:29 AM
quote:
The Nae (tm) probably says this to all the girls:
Josh is famous worldwide for being able to satisfy up to 7 women at once, with only his fingers!

TO JOSH!

All this while still feasting on a buffet with his remaining 3 fingers !

TO JOSH!

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-05-2002 12:05:21 AM
Josh looks an awful lot like an uncle of mine who gives me fake poo and plastic peepee dolls for Christmas. Really, it's true.

TO JOSH!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 06-05-2002 12:06:17 AM
This thread is fruity!

TO JOSH!...right?

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 06-05-2002 12:08:28 AM
Josh got me to post again using only a signal flare, a half pint of butterscotch ice cream, a small sheep, and a jar of vasaline!!

TO JOSH!!

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Ryuujin
posted 06-05-2002 12:11:50 AM
Josh's Greatness made me vote 5 on this thread.

To JOSH!

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nem-x
posted 06-05-2002 12:13:55 AM
Josh made me sign up on AOL just to post in this thread.

TO JOSH!#

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 06-05-2002 12:16:07 AM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Josh made me sign up on AOL just to post in this thread.

TO JOSH!#

Now THAT's skill!

TO JOSH!

Your wallpaper is LUV.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-05-2002 12:23:34 AM
Josh is getting another 5!

TO JOSH!

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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-05-2002 12:44:10 AM
Josh built my apartment out of dental floss, his bellybutton lint, a tooth brush and a breath mint.

TO JOSH!

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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 06-05-2002 12:51:54 AM
I heard that Josh went to Taco Bell to get a double decker, then utterly destroyed the staff and resturant when they were out! He went as far as to kill all the cockroaches, too! And he did it with his LEFT PINKY!

TO JOSH!

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-05-2002 12:58:54 AM
Josh came home and I took this picture..

This is his very own crown, gifted to him by Parcelan. The inner inscription reads, "I heard Josh once ate a leprechaun and washed him down with Godzilla... TO JOSH!"

yay!

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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 06-05-2002 01:00:20 AM
The link, she is broken.

To Josh!

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Josh
Pancake
posted 06-05-2002 01:06:00 AM
.................................
I am Nae's roommate!

rar!

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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 06-05-2002 01:07:01 AM
Josh could eat that cat in a single swallow, but he won't because cats are cute!

TO JOSH!

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UBT
Pancake
posted 06-05-2002 01:08:02 AM
quote:
Josh had this to say about (_|_):
.................................

Josh once read a thread totally about him and was actually speechless !

To JOSH!

[ 06-05-2002: Message edited by: The one and only UBT ]

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Ryuujin
posted 06-05-2002 01:38:37 AM
Josh will one day bring peace to the world.

TO JOSH!

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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 06-05-2002 01:39:47 AM
Josh will one day stop world hunger! BY EATING EVERYONE!

TO JOSH!

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Ryuujin
posted 06-05-2002 01:42:16 AM
quote:
Lazzay's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Josh will one day stop world hunger! BY EATING EVERYONE!

TO JOSH!

Rofl.

Josh will someday end the energy crisis by harnessing his poots!


TO JOSH!

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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 06-05-2002 02:05:27 AM
Josh brought skateboards to the world, just so we had somethign to push people off of.

TO JOSH!

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-05-2002 03:04:02 AM
can we get a TO JOSH button thingy?

TO JOSH!

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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-05-2002 03:09:17 AM
I hear Josh once wandered the lands, giving life to all which his nacho-y breath touched!

TO JOSH!!!

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-05-2002 03:26:52 AM
I heard that Josh once scared an entire town by creating the illusion of a ghost pirate ship using only 5 popsicle sticks and a flashlight!

TO JOSH!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-05-2002 03:29:27 AM
pfft.. Ive done it with 3... I mean...

TO JOSH!

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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 06-05-2002 03:35:00 AM
They say Josh singlehandedly banned everyone on the forum while dancing a jig balanced on a pole!

TO JOSH!

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Ryuujin
posted 06-05-2002 03:58:00 AM
Josh was actually the one that told the stories in the Bible. People sat around and wrote what he said. At the end, they made the realization too late when has said "And they all lived happily ever after..."


TO JOSH!

Please don't h8 me Christians

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 06-05-2002 07:44:15 AM
I heard that Josh plagues Canada and the Great White North in general by running through the woods in a fur coat!


TO JOSH!

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-05-2002 07:47:51 AM
I was once told that Josh actually carved ALL of Mt. Rushmore.. with just a spoon and a chicken wing!


TO JOSH!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-05-2002 02:11:48 PM
we almost let this thread die!

TO JOSH!

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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 06-05-2002 02:36:42 PM
I once heard this one time, at band camp, Josh sweated and created the English channel, forever seperating the UK from France!

TO JOSH!

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Pavarin
Pancake
posted 06-05-2002 03:02:25 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Lady Leckie wrote:
I once heard this one time, at band camp, Josh sweated and created the English channel, forever seperating the UK from France!

And he was nice enough to let us keep it!!

TO JOSH

My motto for life?

Look, but don't touch...
[small}Touch, but don't get caught :D[/small]

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 06-05-2002 03:05:23 PM
I heard that Josh is worshipped in a small indonesian country due to his ravenous appetite for all you can eet buffets. They call him The All-Devourer.


TO JOSH!

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-05-2002 03:07:33 PM
I heard one time that Josh singlehandedly defaced most of the Great Wall of China... using only his teeth!

TO JOSH!

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Mightion Defensor
posted 06-05-2002 03:28:25 PM
Pizza Hut used to offer the All You Can Eat Lunch Buffet.

Now they don't!

TO JOSH!

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-05-2002 04:26:17 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Josh is famous worldwide for being able to satisfy up to 7 women at once, with only his fingers!

TO JOSH!


bravo
we must swap techniques!

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 06-05-2002 04:30:32 PM
I've heard that Josh does things!

To Josh!

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-06-2002 12:56:20 AM
Josh might just eet us all for keeping this thread alive, but so what!


TO JOSH!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Gork
Pancake
posted 06-07-2002 12:29:29 AM
I heard Josh once fought 2 Grizzly bears and a Polar bear, at the same time, with his BARE hands, so he could save baby jesus from a burning building!

To Josh!

[ 06-07-2002: Message edited by: Gork ]

Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 06-07-2002 02:16:45 AM
quote:
The Nae (tm) had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I once heard that Josh heard the "call of Cthulhu"... and he charged him $4.95 per minute.

TO JOSH!



That...that's so not true...

Josh, what the Hell, you said you'd keep it quite..

Cthulhu

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-07-2002 06:30:41 AM
From Josh!

TO JOSH!



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-07-2002 06:33:36 AM
To Snoota!
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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