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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 10:56:57 PM
Sorry, but you all have to go.

Ozius

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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-27-2002 10:57:00 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Ozimander J. Griswald:
I'll kill all of you. Except for Cagda, causer he's fucking awesome and is a monkey, and I can't kill a monkey.

Ozius

but i luff u

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 10:57:29 PM
quote:
Kegwen 2.0 had this to say about Cuba:
but i luff u

I WILL STRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES YOU FREAK!

Ozius

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Addy
posted 05-27-2002 10:57:57 PM
Ozi no like my muffins?
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-27-2002 10:58:42 PM
Fine. I'll pester someone else.

Suddar... oz haetz me... u luff me tho rite?

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 10:59:46 PM
Do you want the truth or what you want to hear?
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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 10:59:54 PM
Okay, I don't understand how you can be happier getting fucked and then never seeing a person again. That just sucks. Instead, just throw me off the cliff. Please.

Ozius

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LeMiere
posted 05-27-2002 11:01:44 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald impressed everyone with:
Sorry, but you all have to go.

Ozius

Do I really have to go AGAIN!?

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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 11:04:55 PM
No, you can stay. You might die though.

Ozius

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-27-2002 11:07:22 PM
omgz I lurker now~


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 05-27-2002 11:10:16 PM
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Black Mage... was listening to Cher while typing:
omgz I lurker now~

Don't! Your posts are the only reason I want to live!

**dies**

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-27-2002 11:11:43 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Lenlalron wrote:
Don't! Your posts are the only reason I want to live!

**dies**

But according to Azwhathisface/whatever I'm a lurker now.

So I must lurk. SORRY LENNY. You'll have to live without me!!!!!



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 05-27-2002 11:14:44 PM
weird
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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LeMiere
posted 05-27-2002 11:15:24 PM
Black Mage? Lurk? I did miss a lot..

[ 05-27-2002: Message edited by: LeMiere ]

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-27-2002 11:15:35 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Lenlalron said this:
weird
Yuuupp.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 11:18:45 PM
This will get us off this silly topic!

Enjoy!

Ozius

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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 11:19:37 PM
I'd like to fuck Ozimander like he's never been fucked before and then leave him, never to be seen again.
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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 11:20:23 PM
quote:
Suddar Williams stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I'd like to fuck Ozimander like he's never been fucked before and then leave him, never to be seen again.

I will kill you. Kill you dead.

Ozius

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-27-2002 11:20:39 PM
Ozi, that was disgusting.

But I digress.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 11:21:40 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about (_|_):
I will kill you. Kill you dead.

Ozius

Come here, big boy.

You know you want it.

*wiggles hips*

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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 11:24:52 PM
BlackMage: Good! THAT ZOMBIE HAS NO JAW! HA HA!

Suddar: I'll geld you, you little shyte!

Runs at Suddar with a pair of garden shears

Ozius

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-27-2002 11:26:13 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
BlackMage: Good! THAT ZOMBIE HAS NO JAW! HA HA!
You digress.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 11:26:19 PM
Ohh, kinky.

I am taking off my pants.

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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 11:27:40 PM
By the fiery red hair of Patty O'Maley! Why won't you just go away! Sweet Jesus! Leave me be!

Ozius

[ 05-27-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander J. Griswald ]

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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 11:28:19 PM
I am licking my lips seductively.
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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 11:30:05 PM
I'm lowering the garden shears towards your groin. I'm also opening them up, in a 'ready to cut' position.

Ozius

[ 05-27-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander J. Griswald ]

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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 11:31:29 PM
I slowly walk towards you, eying you lustfuAND THEN I FLIP THE FUCK OUT AND KILL YOU LIKE A TRUE NINJA.

You never saw it coming. Admit it.

HUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYA

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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 11:32:31 PM
I am Randall Flagg, and hence, when you try and kill me, I devour your soul.

Boo ya bish.

Ozius

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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 11:33:21 PM
I'm sorry, ninjas trump some hick soul-eater.

BACK TO PRESCHOOL WITH YOU, BOYEEE

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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 11:35:51 PM
No. I win. ~ brings up console menu. I type in /God but that command is recognized. I try /God on but that doesn't work either. Then I try GOD 1 and it works. I have Godmode on.

Ozius

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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 11:38:16 PM
I am a scripted event where godmode holds no meaning.
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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 11:39:37 PM
I control everything. Everything ever. Nothing can stop me no matter what you say times everything. So bah.

Ozius

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-27-2002 11:39:59 PM
Until the hand of god blows you up.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Ozimander
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posted 05-27-2002 11:40:50 PM
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Black Mage... thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Until the hand of god blows you up.

WHY WOULD I BLOW MYSELF UP?! Roofles bish!

Ozius

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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 11:49:46 PM
You thought you were a doll.

ho ho ho ho.

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-28-2002 12:06:30 AM
You two. Mental help/Ritual suicide/both!. Now.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-28-2002 12:07:20 AM
I want your sex.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-28-2002 12:10:31 AM
I'm already claimed. And therefor off limits.

Now gitonouttahere, BOY!

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 05-28-2002 01:35:39 AM
You want EVERYONE'S sex, don't you?

I swear, kids these days. THINK OF THE FUTURE.

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-28-2002 06:45:08 AM
quote:
Iron Chef Cadga painfully thought these words up:
-bang someone once and never see them again
That Em chick cause shes uber hot :P (srry snoota)

Yes, yes she is.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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