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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-27-2002 12:37:29 AM
[EDIT] Well that was asstacular.

[ 05-27-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 05-27-2002 12:38:13 AM
oh nevermind, this doesnt make sense with everyone elses edits

[ 05-27-2002: Message edited by: Lady Delirium ]


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-27-2002 12:39:17 AM
Maybe you're just inexperienced, but three inches isn't "well hung".

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 12:45:42 AM
Yeah, real men, like Snoota here, can even get up to four!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 05-27-2002 12:46:56 AM
quote:
Suddar Williams enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Yeah, real men, like Snoota here, can even get up to four!

I don't care what other guys say - women like that width

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 05-27-2002 12:48:08 AM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I don't care what other guys say - women like that width

Ever hear of micropenis?

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 05-27-2002 12:48:49 AM
nice girls don't care too too much cause they love their person person lots

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 05-27-2002 12:50:34 AM
quote:
Nwist was listening to Cher while typing:
Ever hear of micropenis?

No, because I don't like to focus on Penii. Except mine, because it is lovely.

I sm tired, incoherent, and my monitor is a peice of shite - don't expect much.

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 12:56:03 AM
I AM TESTING MY SIG.
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 12:56:47 AM
>:o
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 12:58:19 AM
die, suwit!
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 05-27-2002 01:00:49 AM
YES!!!!

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-27-2002 02:15:15 AM
Personally I would rather marry a woman and never have sex with her (Assuming we can have a child through in vetro, etc.), then have sex with a million faceless women (No diseases, kthx) none of whom I marry.

As for the question? ..
I'd marry Sol. Her personality seems like it would mesh with mine well.
I'd one night stand.. hrm.. Sol (Again, seems to mesh well) or perhaps Lady D.
As for throwing off a cliff? .. Parce, just to hear him scream in bloody terror.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Dark Knight
Pancake
posted 05-27-2002 02:15:21 AM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis probably says this to all the girls:
I don't care what other guys say - women like that width

4 I thought 6.5 was small , big boost in ego there.

It is a long way up, but it is an even longer way down.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 02:17:20 AM
Um, ok...

*backs away slowly*

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-27-2002 02:20:18 AM
quote:
Dark_Knight had this to say about Duck Tales:
4 I thought 6.5 was small , big boost in ego there.

Riiight. I refer you to this thread, near the bottom of the chat: Here.

The boobs thing is utter nonsense, but the part before that is very true.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 05-27-2002 02:20:54 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Dark_Knight!
4 I thought 6.5 was small , big boost in ego there.

6 is the average penis.

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 02:22:22 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Nwist:
6 is the average penis.

Wrong. 5.1.

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 05-27-2002 02:23:01 AM
this thread makes baby jesus cry
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-27-2002 02:29:48 AM
Not one of thest asinine arguments again.

I've never said it before, but I'll probably say it again:
"Its not what you have that counts, its what you DO with it."

Now get back on topic, ya silly ego-wavers.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 05-27-2002 02:30:57 AM
quote:
Mr. Duck stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
this thread makes baby jesus cry

It makes me laugh

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 02:33:04 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis was listening to Cher while typing:
Not one of thest asinine arguments again.

I've never said it before, but I'll probably say it again:
"Its not what you have that counts, its what you DO with it."

Now get back on topic, ya silly ego-wavers.


I'm not waving my "ego." I'm correcting a misconception. A lot of people seem to think average is 6 inches, but it isn't.

In fact, if you want to get really specific it's 5.13 inches.

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 05-27-2002 02:37:25 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Suddar Williams wrote:
I'm not waving my "ego." I'm correcting a misconception. A lot of people seem to think average is 6 inches, but it isn't.

In fact, if you want to get really specific it's 5.13 inches.


You sure aboot that?

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 02:38:16 AM
Yes.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 05-27-2002 02:41:47 AM
quote:
Kinanik had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You sure aboot that?

With how much Suddar likes penis, of course he is sure!

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 02:42:38 AM
You know your penis is the only one for me, baby.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 05-27-2002 02:44:21 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Suddar Williams wrote:
You know your penis is the only one for me, baby.

but I must keep it for someone else, I am sorry! However, you are not the person for me. Will you still be... my friend?

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 05-27-2002 02:45:16 AM
I'd marry Snoota, bang Vorbis's mom, and throw Vorbis off a cliff so he never gets back at me.
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-27-2002 02:46:44 AM
I will be...your friend...Vorbis. But I still want your sex. I want your sex so bad. Uh huh, yeah. Thug life.

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 05-27-2002 02:48:39 AM
Too late Suddar, I threw him off the cliff.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 05-27-2002 03:01:12 AM
1. Gikk
2. Mort
3. Drysart..oops, did i say Drysart? meant uhhh...no one, yea, thats it!
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
LeMiere
posted 05-27-2002 03:24:11 AM
Interesting thread.

1. I dunno. Kloie and I lasted all of 2 hours. :P (kidding..)
2. Lashy is that prettiest after all, as has been said before.
3. Most of you. (hahah, and none of you remember me, so you can't find anything to fight back with!! Nya nya!)

Steven Steve
posted 05-27-2002 03:26:16 AM
BIG BANG ATTACK!!1111`
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 05-27-2002 03:29:12 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Fazumzen Fastfist was all like:
BIG BANG ATTACK!!1111`

SUPER SECRET SHOE ATTACK #5!!!!

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Steven Steve
posted 05-27-2002 03:37:55 AM
KAMEHAMEHO

It's Kamehameha! God mom, you're such a dork. If you weren't making my dinner, I'd beat you up.

-- Parcelan

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-27-2002 03:40:00 AM
I shall now answer in place of Fazumzen.
quote:
1)My Bulma blow-up doll!
2)My hand, of course.
3)That jerk Buu for being such a jerk!
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 05-27-2002 03:42:09 AM
1. Addy, Kloie, or Ocy.
2. Vorbis or... nem-x! roofles/
3. No one! ^_^
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Steven Steve
posted 05-27-2002 03:53:32 AM
I will answer in place of Waisz!! OHO~
quote:
1.) My PIZZA FAEC!!!@@!!1
2.) MY BLACKHAEDS
3.) the WORALD BECAUSE I HATE IT

I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE I WILL KILL MYSLEF NWO!1


"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

nem-x
posted 05-27-2002 03:55:56 AM
quote:
Lady Delirium had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
(out of the people on EC)
if you had to..
-marry one person but never bang them
-bang someone once and never see them again
-throw someone of a cliff

who would the three be? no naming people twice!


Lash - I think being able to talk to her every day would make up for the no sex thing.
Snoota - So I wouldn't have to see his McFace again.
Lazzay - Because it would be fun to watch her bounce back up, like Monkey Island 1!# Crazy rubber trees.

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-27-2002 03:58:14 AM
quote:
Fazumzen Fastfist had this to say about Cuba:
I will answer in place of Waisz!! OHO~

I already did answer, bish.

OH HO you lose!~

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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