Peanut butter and noodles would be very strange to swim in. Hello, I am Arrenn Lightblade, and I am addicted to evercrest. I can't think anymore. post now.

Hmmm...

*giggle*

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LeMiere had this to say about Knight Rider:
I like dead people. Unfortunately, I'm not dead.. yet.

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Dude, I havent seen you post in so long, I thought you were a newbie at first.

How would you feel if you knew the stars were just figments of your imagination?

That you'd never see the moon?

That you'd not once felt a raindrop that wasn't factory-constructed, that you've not once basked in sunlight that didn't come from a lamp.

What if the sky was a cavern roof, and no matter how much you looked, you could never find the real one?

Things are different for me. The rules change. What would you do if I told you I've never seen red hair, even though I am a redhead? That all the red hair I've seen in my life is just some other person's concept of what red hair should be. How am I to know it isn't something different? how am I to know what the color red is anyway?

I like red hair. I only hope I do...

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Azakias wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Dude, I havent seen you post in so long, I thought you were a newbie at first.

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I'm easily forgotten.

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and startedlaughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice."

Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the
soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll
look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a
hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that
chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish."
Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them! Man, wise up.

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a
poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet
and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him
about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why
it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a
big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get
the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your
balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big
Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it
was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it,
like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you . . .

Yes these are taken from SNL's Deep Thoughts

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This insanity brought to you by LeMiere:
I like dead people. Unfortunately, I'm not dead.. yet.

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Holy fuck, he's still alive!

The Project

and:

The first steps... The Engine

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Fazumzen Fastfist had this to say about Duck Tales:
The Force betrays you

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Don't make me destroy you.

again again!

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