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Topic: Look at my naked cock!
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-22-2002 08:22:02 AM
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 05-22-2002 08:59:21 AM
...

Looks around around.

Mine's bigger.


(Well, someone had to say it...)

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-22-2002 09:01:05 AM
0_o

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-22-2002 09:57:14 AM
hope he knows hes not naked cause hes gettign a change of clothes

BAI BAI!

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-22-2002 09:58:45 AM
quote:
This one time, at Iron Chef Cadga camp:
hope he knows hes not naked cause hes gettign a change of clothes

BAI BAI!


huh?

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-22-2002 10:03:35 AM
I feel cheated...
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-22-2002 10:04:44 AM
quote:
Zephyer got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I feel cheated...

hey you came in for a naked cock, i gave you a naked cock.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 05-22-2002 11:07:32 AM
Genetically altered chickens that grow no feathers.

Supposadly to allow them to survive in hotter weather. Personally, I think they've just eliminated one step in processing for KFC and Pilgrim's Pride.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 12:57:48 PM
mmmm BBQ cock...

er.. I mean...

=( I need meat?

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 01:04:19 PM
quote:
Aanile had this to say about pies:
mmmm BBQ cock...

er.. I mean...

=( I need meat?


(_|_)?

Gave up on being a dr00d?

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-22-2002 01:05:38 PM
quote:
RPC stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
(_|_)?

Gave up on being a dr00d?


it's still made of wood.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 01:08:25 PM
neveah! I finaly got her epic like.. a month ago, and have been leveling her up... Trill's almost 57 (woo...) I need a break,
so Aani's been getting in some time (plus a few guild members are talking about hate raiding, and well.. I just got her 46 last night )


*shrugs* I don't think I can ever stop playing Trill and Aani.

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 01:14:19 PM
Several members of my guild have been working on their epics. We've killed the frog in Swamp a couple of times in the past few days and the Tangrin for one of our chanters last night...

Still trying to find a force to go down and off Kirn in the Hole so I can wrap my epic up. Kill Kirn, then it's a Reaver Raid to kill Neh and Rakk.... bleh.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 01:16:57 PM
If you need help, let me know

We did that smallish cleric epic kill in Sol Temple last night, then killed a while in the hole.

I'm still curious on how these guys are gunna work out that rage fire snag -.-

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 01:19:18 PM
quote:
Aanile's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
We did that smallish cleric epic kill in Sol Temple last night, then killed a while in the hole.

When do you think you guys will be hitting the Hole again?

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 01:32:19 PM
i donno... we normal do things spastic.. if someone mensions it, and others are intrested.

Trill's mostly camped out, soloing in The Grey (by the way, soloing a rock feind SUCKS) But If you get ahold of me in game, and anyone in guld is on, I'll push for it

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 01:35:25 PM
quote:
From the book of Aanile, chapter 3, verse 16:
i donno... we normal do things spastic.. if someone mensions it, and others are intrested.

Trill's mostly camped out, soloing in The Grey (by the way, soloing a rock feind SUCKS) But If you get ahold of me in game, and anyone in guld is on, I'll push for it


I soloed the Eternals to get outta 54... I was in the Grey last night with a group killing whatever showed up... Missed out on the Grey Flesh Arms I've been after though. Logged out to eat dinner....

I'll look you up sometime and see what can be done... I *REALLY* want this spear.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 01:40:52 PM
I know how you feel... lol I really wanted my leaves.

=( and now, Aani wants her uber poker LOL

What frops that grey armour I keep hearing about... donno how many things i've killed in that zone.. never saw any

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 01:59:57 PM
You have to camp at the temple to get it. There are 2 named golems that will spawn in place of the Eternal Golems (Timeless Golems roam the zone, Eternals are static spawns).

Ancient Shissar Servit and Shattered Golem. Servit drops the Grey Flesh Arms, Grey Flesh Gloves (the same as Coldain Skin Gloves) and the Golem Jawbone. The Shattered Golem drops the Grey Flesh Harness (Belt), Grey Flesh Tunic and something else (I think legs)

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 02:02:14 PM
oh hell that.. that area's perma camped....

LOL oh well, couple more weeks with faction work, I'll have some sky shrine stuff

I r a gud speelir! onest!

[ 05-22-2002: Message edited by: Aanile ]

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 02:03:40 PM
Not always....

When I hit 55, I was one of 2 people in zone. The other person in zone was my Roommate's 60 Chanter.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 02:06:24 PM
then it's when i'm on =( ooo hey what I get for being on the west coast!

mebbe some time i'll look..

You know what I *hate* the most in that zone, like more then Feids... those worm things =( can't root their asses and they stay agroed even when you zone =(

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 02:13:43 PM
I can get them rooted. After I Malo them though.

And it's not that they stay aggro after you zone, it's that they don't move after you zone. They don't have a "home point" to return to since they're trap spawn mobs.

And if you're west coast, you should have an easier time of getting thoes spawns. I go to bed just as it's hitting Midnight your time and I've been able to find them (semi-)open before then....

When I was out there Solo it was a Saturday night at about 3:30 CST....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 02:17:00 PM
we'll see... hehe most the time i'm out here talking to people like you!


also on the to do list is to get Aani un kos to Katta so she can get one of those necklaces with the ssishar organs 10 Sta would be so sweet for her...

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 02:26:16 PM
I got a FB earring...

Easier to deal with -3 Wis, Agi, AC and Dex than it is to deal with -55 HP and Mana.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 02:32:18 PM
yess well... you are a spell caster.. Aani just stands behind someone and rams her pokers into their backs... and she needs Sta =(
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 02:36:32 PM
I could use Stamina, AC and Str personally....

It's kinda sad... I'm a chain class and there are casters who beat me for AC...

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 05-22-2002 02:36:53 PM
quote:
Aanile impressed everyone with:
Aani just stands behind someone and rams her pokers into their backs...

Pokers...Either you are a odd female, or a bad version of a rogue.

CHA!

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 02:39:59 PM
pokers = daggers...

she has a shadowy blade (can't remember the real name) and that new quested on from ButchersBloc... something whistlers. with a right now maxed backstab of 200 (does it go up again?) she can get a good bs off at 249 (I keep trying for 250 to make it even! lol)

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 02:42:57 PM
BS will go up post-50.

Whistler comes from FV though.... And the Shaded Dagger (11 Dam 22 Delay 5 Cold, Magic, Disease, Poison -5 Fire) comes from The Grey (rare drop)

Try locating a "backstab" weapon. BS damage is tied to the damage of the dagger in your main hand. I know several rogues that use fast daggers for combat and trade out for a more damaging spear when BS cycles up. (There's a 14 Dam 28 Delay 10 Dex, Agi and Cold dagger from The Grey as well)

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 02:48:02 PM
The shadowed blade was a gift from a guildmate.. and the other one was, a friend making me do the quest with out telling me the end results (he wanted it to be a suprise) and I remember finaly getting it from the dwarf guy in BB.

heh, I'm not a huge "get items rawr" person, I let my friend do that, LOL he seems to know how to.

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 03:44:52 PM
To be a good rogue you should be taking everything that's not nailed down....

Also remember to carry a pry bar with you... If it can be pried up, it's not nailed down.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-22-2002 04:06:51 PM
omgs you should see her arsinal...

i even have two of those daggers that proc band aids LOL

that and i'm always pick pocketing *whistles innocently*

Cassandra
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 04:58:36 PM
(pouts)

I feel cheated.

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-22-2002 04:59:36 PM
I have a webcam, if anyone feels they're cheated by this thread.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-22-2002 04:59:57 PM
quote:
So quoth Cassandra:
(pouts)

I feel cheated.


wow took you long enough to "be cheated"

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-22-2002 05:30:14 PM
quote:
Cassandra attempted to be funny by writing:
(pouts)

I feel cheated.


last time i posted skin shots of myself i was lynched and burned at the stake by the male population.

but i got better.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 05:31:03 PM
*cough*

Hijack2Win!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Vitamin X
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 10:58:21 PM
I have a couple of cocks, i have to slap them around sometimes to keep em in order
Are Necrophiliacs really sick people.....or do they just like the quiet?
Steven Steve
posted 05-22-2002 11:07:38 PM
at least it wasn't the pussy pun again
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