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Topic: Who you could marry...
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-20-2002 07:47:27 PM
*boggles and looks back to see when Ocy claimed her**meeps*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 05-20-2002 07:58:24 PM
Seurenna, probably.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 05-20-2002 08:02:24 PM
Alright, if I have to... (basically EC women I like most)

Rosa, MP, das synnay, Caela and erm... can;t think of any others

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-20-2002 08:18:16 PM
I'd marry you all and have children with each one of you.

Then, after I have progeny blessed with my intelligence and grace, I will kill the rest of you lesser beings and the world will be perfect.

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 08:45:35 PM
quote:
From the book of RPC, chapter 3, verse 16:
I don't like/love/lust/know after anyone on this board enough to consider dating, let alone actual marriage....

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 05-20-2002 08:57:36 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Khyron wrote:
Honestly? No. Caela's a great friend, but I think we'd drive each other nuts if we got married


*nodsnods* We would

As for mine...IF I wasn't already...since somebody already claimed my Synny...um..I can't tell.

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-20-2002 09:02:58 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Cuba:
Actually.. I'd better not marry anyone.

Everytime it goes past casual sex, I seem to screw things up.

casualsex2win!


Works for me!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-20-2002 09:06:39 PM
Did I mention I'd marry Rosaline? Yeah? Well, just driving the point home.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-20-2002 09:08:24 PM
I have not been mentioned once! I'd like to take this time to whine and complain that no one loves me, even though if they did I'd probably be that whining harpy you'd complain to your mistress about, except I wouldn't let you have one 'cause you'd be chained to the post in the backyard.

But that dosen't matter!

No one loves me!

*sob*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 09:10:38 PM
quote:
Eisuye had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I have not been mentioned once! I'd like to take this time to whine and complain that no one loves me, even though if they did I'd probably be that whining harpy you'd complain to your mistress about, except I wouldn't let you have one 'cause you'd be chained to the post in the backyard.

But that dosen't matter!

No one loves me!

*sob*


We all love you, Sol.

I'd marry you, if I got the chance.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Mightion Defensor
posted 05-20-2002 09:11:00 PM
quote:
Eisuye had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I have not been mentioned once! I'd like to take this time to whine and complain that no one loves me, even though if they did I'd probably be that whining harpy you'd complain to your mistress about, except I wouldn't let you have one 'cause you'd be chained to the post in the backyard.

But that dosen't matter!

No one loves me!

*sob*


I seem to recall another thread started within the last day by you...

you're not fooling anyone, Solstyce

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-20-2002 09:11:09 PM
quote:
Eisuye had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
No one loves me!


Dammit..I knew I forgot the Eisuye formerly known as Sol.

I LUB YA TOO!!

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 09:11:58 PM
Anyone else notice almost all the posts are guys listing a whole list of women, and the three or four women who posted listed a whole list of other women?

Conclussions: The guys are a bunch of hormone driven perverts desperate to get laid, and all the women are lesbians.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 09:14:43 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota attempted to be funny by writing:
Anyone else notice almost all the posts are guys listing a whole list of women, and the three or four women who posted listed a whole list of other women?

Conclussions: The guys are a bunch of hormone driven perverts desperate to get laid, and all the women are lesbians.


This is supposed to be a bad thing?

Edit: Humour disclaimer.

[ 05-20-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 05-20-2002 09:15:08 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota probably says this to all the girls:
Anyone else notice almost all the posts are guys listing a whole list of women, and the three or four women who posted listed a whole list of other women?

Conclussions: The guys are a bunch of hormone driven perverts desperate to get laid, and all the women are lesbians.



This system works perfectly well for the guys
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 09:15:51 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I like my women to like men.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Ryuujin
posted 05-20-2002 09:17:47 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Anyone else notice almost all the posts are guys listing a whole list of women, and the three or four women who posted listed a whole list of other women?

Conclussions: The guys are a bunch of hormone driven perverts desperate to get laid, and all the women are lesbians.


I listed 2 women and a guy

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-20-2002 09:17:54 PM
I like both *whistles*


And Caela... I claimed myself though.. Im still figuring out where Ocy claimed me before I claimed me! *laughs*

[ 05-20-2002: Message edited by: Synjari ]

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Ryuujin
posted 05-20-2002 09:18:31 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Synjari wrote:
I like both *whistles*

^-^

[ 05-20-2002: Message edited by: Ryuujin ]

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 05-20-2002 09:20:22 PM
quote:
Ryuujin had this to say about Robocop:
^-^
Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 09:20:29 PM
quote:
Eisuye thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
except I wouldn't let you have one 'cause you'd be chained to the post in the backyard.

Promise!?

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-20-2002 09:28:53 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Khyron said this:
.....

I plead the fifth.


Ditto, with a bribe to the judge for good measure.

(Mind you, I'm basing this entirely off of how everyone acts on the board here, and not real life. Still, my answer stands.)

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 05-20-2002 09:35:30 PM
Girls that I claim:
Synny ( Licks the Synnay! )
Caela (My favorite mommy!)
Kloie (Best friend in the world!)
Eisuye (so she will be loved!)

That is about it for me...

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-20-2002 09:39:50 PM
wow Ive been claimed by more females than males *giggle**pounces around the room*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 05-20-2002 10:06:54 PM
Rar! I claim Synny! (and then I get KaL too, Mwahahahaha :> )

[ 05-20-2002: Message edited by: Caela ]

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-20-2002 10:09:45 PM
whoa a package deal!
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 05-20-2002 10:10:42 PM
*grins*
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 05-20-2002 10:53:44 PM
Zephyer, Khyron, or Katrinity. I'm allways forgetting to buy fur shampoo, so I could just swipe some of theirs. Not to mention, I could use the write off on my taxes. The tax rate here in Shar Vahl is murder!

Also, each one of them has other things going for them.

Zephy is a great guy, and has great taste in games (that I could borrow).
Khyron is also a great guy, and also has great taste in games (that I could also borrow).
Katrinity is a great gal, and provides an infinate supply of cookies (much better than Ramen any day).

Sex has nothing to do with it. While I may be a dashingly handsome hunk of a Vah Shir, I'm still an EQ character, and Verant forgot to give me a pee-pee.

(Strange-ass RP disclaimer)

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-20-2002 10:54:41 PM
UBT (duh)

Synnay
Parcie
Caela
Fae

I wanna have one of those Heinleinesque type of group marriages!

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-20-2002 10:56:46 PM
Deep down, everyone wants to marry me.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 10:59:19 PM
Well yeah, but I only want to marry you so I can become the Final Aeon and then kill you.
ACES! Another Final Fantasy X reference!
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Ryuujin
posted 05-20-2002 11:00:02 PM
quote:
King Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Deep down, everyone wants to marry me.

I'd marry you, let you abuse me 2 weeks then file for divorce.

Meridian
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 11:06:18 PM
I claim Gydyon!

Although supposedly he's already been claimed. Oh well, a girl can lust.

**************************
Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-20-2002 11:07:16 PM
you all Ph34r monkah lovin

BWHAHAHAHAH

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 11:07:19 PM
Gydyon is one tasty piece of man steak.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-20-2002 11:08:21 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota thought about the meaning of life:
Gydyon is one tasty piece of man steak.

cant hold a candle to you though hot pants

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 05-20-2002 11:11:43 PM
Answer may well be obvious.

I'd have an affair with Suddar on the side, however.

I can say with utter assurance that I have never had sexual thoughts about Parcelan, or contemplated running my fingers through his wet fur.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 05-20-2002 11:13:00 PM
CADGA I DONT FEAR YOU.

lets make babies!

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-20-2002 11:13:12 PM
You know I love you, baby.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 11:16:22 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Khyron said this:
Only problem is, most of them are either A) Uninterested in me, or B) Taken
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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