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Topic: Who you could marry...
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-20-2002 12:40:05 PM
Zephy and his harem of jackals.
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 12:48:50 PM
quote:
Mortious said this about your mom:
Zephy and his harem of jackals.

Damned furry lover.

Although you could wind up being the Furry Pimp. Harems qualify under that don't they?

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 05-20-2002 12:56:34 PM
I WOULD MARRY SNOOTA
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-20-2002 01:18:20 PM
quote:
Mortious's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Zephy and his harem of jackals.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 01:39:14 PM
Seeeuuureeeeeennaaaaa
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 02:24:17 PM
Honestly? .. I'd marry the woman who wishes to tap into her infinite supply of orgasms.

Otherwise:

quote:
Check out the big brain on RPC!
I don't like/love/lust after anyone on this board enough to consider dating, let alone actual marriage....
Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Skaw
posted 05-20-2002 02:34:53 PM

Hmm, what a tough question. I'll have to get back to you on this.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-20-2002 02:39:57 PM
There are a few wimminz here whom I'd honestly like to get hooked up with.

Only problem is, most of them are either A) Uninterested in me, or B) Taken

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 05-20-2002 02:51:38 PM
I am so far deattached from the lot of you... So I wouldn't know.

Maybe Kloie?... probably not.

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 05-20-2002 02:54:40 PM
considering a mass majority is illegal for me. i'm going with no one

[ 05-20-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-20-2002 02:58:19 PM
Even though Za's going to kill me...Addy
hey
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-20-2002 02:58:46 PM
Um...

Forced to pick somebody from EC, I'd probably have to say...Lady D. Yes.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 05-20-2002 02:58:47 PM
Is this assuming that this is a monogamous marraige?
:P
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 05-20-2002 03:06:25 PM
shrugs
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-20-2002 03:17:05 PM
um..

=\ anyone I'd wish to, but is taken, so I guess no one.

oh well

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 05-20-2002 03:22:11 PM
It's a seekrit. I'm not gonna tell.. ^_^
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 03:24:15 PM
Myself.

<masturbates furiously in the corner>

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Lashanna
noob
posted 05-20-2002 03:46:07 PM
I break the silence.
Damn you for trying to kill this thread, Snoota
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 05-20-2002 03:47:47 PM
well, we all knew he'd say that
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-20-2002 04:13:31 PM
yeah I expected nothing less from Snootay =P
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 04:14:31 PM
...what?

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Dave
)_(
posted 05-20-2002 04:16:33 PM
I'm really not sure. I don't think any of the women like me that much here to make that kind of commitment.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 04:17:44 PM
Fine!

Isis, Lashanna, Synjari, Caela, Lady D, Alleria and Leckie.

Just look at the bright side.. you guys will only have to sleep on the wet spot once a week.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-20-2002 04:20:28 PM
*snickers*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-20-2002 04:21:09 PM
I wouldn't marry anyone.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-20-2002 04:29:11 PM
I'm only 16! I'm only 16!!

I don't wanna get married... yet.

Snoota!

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 05-20-2002 04:30:39 PM
ahh i feel so loved

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 05-20-2002 04:41:30 PM
quote:
Davidson Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I'm really not sure. I don't think any of the women like me that much here to make that kind of commitment.

*leckie coughs* you proposed to me!

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-20-2002 04:42:59 PM
commitment? feh.. there's no fun in commintment =P

seriously?

Pveds, Gikky, Blindy, Dry, Piper, Mort, hmm.. that's it =P


and the manditory not on this baord, Ken =P

nem-x
posted 05-20-2002 04:43:06 PM
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-20-2002 04:43:56 PM
Bajah!
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 04:44:21 PM
quote:
Isis Pandoria impressed everyone with:
I'm only 16! I'm only 16!!

I don't wanna get married... yet.

Snoota! Mort


Fixed a typo.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-20-2002 04:45:47 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Fixed a typo.

Snoota doesn't want to marry mez. <cry>

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 04:46:38 PM
Hey, -I'm- not the one getting PMs from Mort that have him confessing his love!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-20-2002 05:01:03 PM
I would marry *whispers the name*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 05:02:54 PM
Synjari keeps yelling at me for killing the thread and having to ressurect it, so I'm just going to keep killing it until she gives up.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-20-2002 05:03:33 PM
Snootay not keel
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 05:04:36 PM
do u bite ur thumb at me?
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
nem-x
posted 05-20-2002 05:08:16 PM
Eh, I really couldn't make that decision unless I met everyone in real life. I act differently online than I do off the computer.
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 05-20-2002 05:08:19 PM
All of the EC chicks drive me too insane for me to actually date them, much less marry them.
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