-Casual roleplaying is outlawed. In order to continue roleplaying, the roleplayers must dress in Shakespearean tights, speak Olde English and constantly say "ALAS!"
-There are now speed limits. You must type at 30 words a minute or less in order to avoid typos and hideous mistakes. Failure to comply will earn you three days in the MockTank.
-The use of Bloodsage for non-medicinal purposes is illegal. Being apprehended by an officer of the law with Bloodsage will result in confiscation of the Bloodsage and six days in the MockTank.
-Snoota is always wrong. This is a natural law to be enforced by all. All who say otherwise will be put to death.
-All who disagree with Parcelan are either insane or in league with the Dark Forces of Satan. Disagreers will be questioned thoroughly about whether they like the AntiChrist to decide which.
-I hereby declare Cadga to be Mayor of EverCrest. His duties are to say things once in awhile and hit people with giant keys.
-Canada is hereby declared a wildlife preserve. All Canadians are required to wear tags on their ears and their breeding and migration patterns will be monitored.
-Fun is outlawed. All who have fun will be put to death.
-Pizza is hereby taxable. All people who eat pizza must donate at least half to the Parcelan Council. These taxes will go towards the well-being of me, SUCKERS! you and your welfare.
-The only channels you are allowed to watch are: Parcevision, Parcelan Movie Classics, National Parcelan News Network, the Food Channel and PBS. All others are outlawed.
Further events bulletin as warranted.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Liam had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I have not been tagged. Woe is me
Then you're not allowed to mate!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
1) Compliance followed by total obedience
2) I change your sigpic to a stupid dancing gnome, like I did to Tier.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY-The only channels you are allowed to watch are: Parcelan Movie Classics
Further events bulletin as warranted.
Will it show Royal Wedding?
Enjoy.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Suddenly, I have all the answers! Legal problems? They are nothing to me! I have a jovial, homespun girlfriend and...a craving for chicken wings...
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
I feel the power of the tam coursing through me!Suddenly, I have all the answers! Legal problems? They are nothing to me! I have a jovial, homespun girlfriend and...a craving for chicken wings...
mwahahahahaha
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY-Casual roleplaying is outlawed. In order to continue roleplaying, the roleplayers must dress in Shakespearean tights, speak Olde English and constantly say "ALAS!"
Whatever. Lights Parcelan on fire.
-There are now speed limits. You must type at 30 words a minute or less in order to avoid typos and hideous mistakes. Failure to comply will earn you three days in the MockTank.
How would you monitor us? I don't think you can...bwahahaha!
-The use of Bloodsage for non-medicinal purposes is illegal. Being apprehended by an officer of the law with Bloodsage will result in confiscation of the Bloodsage and six days in the MockTank.
Whatever. I'm telling you, I was keeping it for a friend.
-Snoota is always wrong. This is a natural law to be enforced by all. All who say otherwise will be put to death.
I agree here.
-All who disagree with Parcelan are either insane or in league with the Dark Forces of Satan. Disagreers will be questioned thoroughly about whether they like the AntiChrist to decide which.
I guess I'm crazy, then. Crazy...like a fox!
-I hereby declare Cadga to be Mayor of EverCrest. His duties are to say things once in awhile and hit people with giant keys.
He can't throw some poop, too? You better get on that.
-Canada is hereby declared a wildlife preserve. All Canadians are required to wear tags on their ears and their breeding and migration patterns will be monitored.
Thank God, because the last thing we need is more Delidgamonds.
-Fun is outlawed. All who have fun will be put to death.
How do you intend for your society to reproduce?
-Pizza is hereby taxable. All people who eat pizza must donate at least half to the Parcelan Council. These taxes will go towards the well-being of
me, SUCKERS!you and your welfare.But...but...pizza.
-The only channels you are allowed to watch are: Parcevision, Parcelan Movie Classics, National Parcelan News Network, the Food Channel and PBS. All others are outlawed.
You monster!
Further events bulletin as warranted.
Looks like I agree with you half of the time... [ 05-08-2002: Message edited by: Waisztarroz ]
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Vitamin X said:
Who shall join my rebal force so far i have about 3,000 king crabs with solar powerd rifles attached to their backs.
Nah, I think Vise's legions of drunken monkies are still laying around some were.
Ye verily thy new rules, that thy has put such thought into the world may never know, are tedious and alas, I fear I am unable to follow thine scrict laws oh ye rodent of great size.
*takes off the tights and puffy sleeved tunic*
Mmmm, pizza, all mine too.
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Ferret attempted to be funny by writing:
So what kind of movies/shows do you have on your channels?
He better have atleast the court jester
Imagine what trend-setters we'd be!
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Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
-Canada is hereby declared a wildlife preserve. All Canadians are required to wear tags on their ears and their breeding and migration patterns will be monitored.
How did you know this was already true?
*points to his ear piercing* I love these tags!!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Sabratiz said:
Wear your tags with pride they are a fashion statement saying im a canadian i reproduce and that is about all i can do that is something to be proud of i mean i would love to have a tag on my ear except i dont want to be called a canadian at school
So THIS is what the little shit was doin as I left their house 
GOOD ONE. Harass canadians all you want, Except for Liam and Tier. They are like, cool and stuff.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
-Fun is outlawed. All who have fun will be put to death.
There is no God.
try me Biootches TRY me
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
Hark, I sense a cloud of evil in the direction of yon rodent. An evil stench like no other.
Indeed, his tongue is silver and many of the words do ring true. Know this, his regime is one of evil and should not be allowed to survive.
Regrettably, I cannot intervene on your behalf, you must cast off the shackles of oppression on your own.
Now my children, I must bid you adieu. For there is war to be waged, evil creatures to be slain and liquor to be drank. And that, dear ones, is where I am needed most.
Ferrel!
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Comrade Snoota stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
If I agree with the laws, does that negetate them?
Yes. Can we all go home now?
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Nope. No good will come of this.
*goes back into his lab*
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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