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Topic: l0ool!$ timelinez!!
Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 05:42:22 AM
Post timeline -> Get banned

Feel free to post a link to any thread where a topic has been discussed before, but don't even bother posting if you're not going to contribute something worthwhile to the thread.

Any questions?

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-29-2002 05:42:51 AM
Can I have a poptart?
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 05:44:18 AM

Make your own damn pop tart.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-29-2002 05:45:13 AM
Thank you.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-29-2002 05:46:13 AM
Can I a have a big bowl of sex?


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-29-2002 05:47:48 AM
And when are your going to have posting options personallized? You know, so it defaults the tag, font, color, etc...

Boxers or briefs?

And when was the last time the actual timeline was posted? Or are you refering to just annoying "OMGZ TIMELINES" posts, with nothing but those words?

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 05:49:10 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Black Mage!
Can I a have a big bowl of sex?

Pick any two (or more, they are dark elves after all) and make your own damn bowl of sex.

nem-x
posted 04-29-2002 05:55:54 AM
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-29-2002 05:57:09 AM
^
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Nuff said.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-29-2002 06:03:18 AM
I still think BlackMage sucks.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-29-2002 06:13:37 AM
Can I have a big bowl of swords?
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-29-2002 06:48:02 AM
Can I have a new custom title?

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: Lenlalron ]

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-29-2002 06:54:06 AM
quote:
So quoth Drysart:

Pick any two (or more, they are dark elves after all) and make your own damn bowl of sex.


that'd be fine, but the blue skin ruins the whole "hottie" look

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-29-2002 06:55:19 AM
Can I have... a shrubbery!?
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 04-29-2002 07:20:33 AM
Can I have your baby?
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 04-29-2002 07:21:47 AM
quote:
Azymyth got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Can I have... a shrubbery!?

NI NI NI!

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-29-2002 07:42:24 AM
HEY! How'd you know I snorted Angel Dust?!

Er... I don't know what you're talking about.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-29-2002 08:31:16 AM
On a more serious note, don't mention anything on an old material thread that has any reference to a timeline, such as:

'Old' or any word like it.

Because people have sticks up their asses.

This has been a public service announcment.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Maradon!
posted 04-29-2002 09:06:58 AM
I posted the very first anti-timeline thread on the boards! AND THE THIRD AS WELL!

DRYS STOLE MY IDEA!!

Meridian
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 09:24:41 AM
I claim the one on the far right! He's MINE!
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Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-29-2002 09:27:05 AM
I was tempted to post a timeline in honor of Maradon's recent post.

The World is Yours
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 04-29-2002 09:54:27 AM
quote:
Maradön? obviously shouldn't have said:
I posted the very first anti-timeline thread on the boards! AND THE THIRD AS WELL!

DRYS STOLE MY IDEA!!


Wrong! I DID IT! TIME... er whine!

nem-x
posted 04-29-2002 10:08:04 AM
Keep this thread stickied... forever.
I know I'm going to accidently do it one of these days.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-29-2002 10:31:18 AM
IMELINETAY!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 04-29-2002 10:40:52 AM
quote:
Verily, Meridian doth proclaim:
I claim the one on the far right! He's MINE!

I'm willing to bed the girl hefting the mace would object. Poignantly.


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Faeth Es'Braewyn
No Breasts. :(
posted 04-29-2002 10:51:13 AM
quote:
From the book of Piper, chapter 3, verse 16:
I'm willing to bed the girl hefting the mace would object. Poignantly.

Typo's rock.

Sorry Pips, had to do it.

"Born of fire, forged with steel, I am the hunter that you know, but will never see..."
Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 04-29-2002 11:01:58 AM
ah hell...

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 11:02:05 AM
quote:
So quoth Piper:
I'm willing to bed the girl hefting the mace

WOOHOO

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 04-29-2002 11:14:15 AM

Must find bigger copy of this image...


*drooools*

Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 11:16:29 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Xyrra said:
Must find bigger copy of this image...

That's the biggest I have. I found it on a BG portrait site. From the looks of it, it's from a bigger piece though, just a matter of finding out who painted it.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 04-29-2002 11:42:46 AM
*begins digging around and doing research as to where this can be found*
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-29-2002 11:57:36 AM
Can we call em Fond Memories?
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 12:59:43 PM
Can we at least call them on it if the original topic is still on the first page? I mean, come on, they're asking for it

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-29-2002 04:45:20 PM
quote:
Bloodcookie had this to say about Tron:
Can we at least call them on it if the original topic is still on the first page? I mean, come on, they're asking for it

Agreed.

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 04-29-2002 05:01:00 PM
Thank you Drysart.
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-29-2002 05:30:13 PM
YAY!!!
Caelin
Pancake
posted 04-29-2002 06:29:49 PM
Sig test? Never...
Ok. I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assign, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart assed fools, freaks and felons that constantly test my will, mettle, strength, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in the bent little head, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevise of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-30-2002 01:35:22 AM

I'll take these two.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-30-2002 07:12:24 AM
sorry even blueberry-flavored Jaheira annoys the hell out of me.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Peter
Pancake
posted 04-30-2002 09:55:24 AM
quote:
Drysart wrote this then went back to looking for porn:

Make your own damn pop tart.


I just reconized that Pic. Iit is from the site were they light toaster on fire with poptarts. you can see one of the testers is bare foot off the reflection on the side of the toaster.

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