Oh yeah, What can I be? [ 04-21-2002: Message edited by: nem-x ]
Runs to the bathroom quickly and returns
Ozius
That little bomb walks up to Ryujiin.
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOK! [ 04-21-2002: Message edited by: Lazuli ]
"What I mean is, who is this young recruit that you entrusted our whole plan too..."
Elethi resumes breathing.
As you can probably tell, us pixies aren't too good in physical combat. If our magical abilities somehow fail or are deflected, we're sitting ducks, and we know this, and we don't like it. After much thought, it has been my decision to teach us a new way, a new style of fighting.
If you are able to find tutors to teach us the ways of the ninja, we will be indebted to you, and join you. We only wish to learn how to flip the fuck out, too.
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Lazzay's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Okay!
That little bomb walks up to Ryujiin.
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOK!
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Ozimander J. Griswald stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Air Force. Transport of troops, survelience photos, bombing and groceries.Ozius
hmmmmmm, *disappears for a while, reappearing pulling a wagon full of stuff*
first off, transport of troops, *pulls out a bunch of trashcans with a bunch of ballons tied to them*
survailence next, *pulls out a couple of rc planes with video cams taped to them, and plugs the ac adapters into the wall* now they work, 
bombing right? * pulls out a lot of stryofoam airplanes with unmark video tapes of the D&D movies attachted* now there are some powerful bombs
and for the groceres, i got $500 of code red and oreos!!
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Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Optimus Prime:....a pin that shows a pig dressed like a cop, with text underneath that reads: 'How's your PORK?
Randy, is that you?
Second, Elethi. Your sig pic. Well done. I am proud.
Third, Lazzay, do not bomb our troops please. And here is a shiny coin.
Fourth, Delph, I'd love to have you on my side. But we're going to need to remove your legs and replace them with mech legs, with wheels on the bottom. Don't ask.
Fifth, of course, I'd be happy to oblige to our wants and needs. The pixies may train with my personal ninja known as Dr. Kickass whom is very good at flipping the fuck out. Enjoy your training and use it well.
And sixth.....
Randy?
I...I haven't been called that in a long time...not even a Randel...or even a simple Mr. Flagg!
Sigh...
It's a pity.
Ozius
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Ozimander J. Griswald spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Fourth, Delph, I'd love to have you on my side. But we're going to need to remove your legs and replace them with mech legs, with wheels on the bottom. Don't ask.
You called me Delph.
You must die now. No army in the world can save you, Ozius. Not now. Maybe an apology would tho..
[ 04-22-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]
Sure Leck, you can be my....AH! I've got it, sorta like Ensure or however you spell it. Entertainment for the troops!
And sure Mr. Duck, use your AC, just dont ___!
Ozius
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Everyone wondered WTF when Ozimander J. Griswald wrote:
Sorry Delphi, I was at school and needed to get to class. Hence the missing 'I' and also the reason I numbered it.Sure Leck, you can be my....AH! I've got it, sorta like Ensure or however you spell it. Entertainment for the troops!
And sure Mr. Duck, use your AC, just dont ___!
Ozius
drives up in his tank
Ooooo What Kind of Enterntainment? 
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Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
...the best feeling in the world. Ever...Your ass is MINE and HOO BOY, it's gunna be sore!
Ozius
Not my type of war [ 04-22-2002: Message edited by: Azeroth ]
[/URL]Ozius
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Verily, Ozimander J. Griswald doth proclaim:
Ryu...I meant singing.... Sigh...Ozius
Really Ozi, I feel you take me for a pervert. 
I was thinking British Standup or something
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Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about dark elf butts:
Sorry Delphi, I was at school and needed to get to class. Hence the missing 'I' and also the reason I numbered it.
Thats better. 
My blade is yours.. Naw who we's fightin'?
