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De lid g am ond Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You have replaced the 1 white adorable kitten with 5 adorable kittens...YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!!
They are out to get you.
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De lid g am ond was listening to Cher while typing:
Nem-x! Thank God you're here! SHOOT THE KITTENS IN THE HEAD!
No muffins for j00.
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We were all impressed when nem-x wrote:
But their incredibly blue eyes are scary!
All the more reason TO SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD NOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!
And I don't want your muffins....unless they are served on 'snacktrays'
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De lid g am ond had this to say about dark elf butts:
All the more reason TO SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD NOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!And I don't want your muffins....unless they are served on 'snacktrays'
Not even... blueberry? 
Cries
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De lid g am ond's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I'll just go buy blueberry muffins! YOU CANNOT WIN! SHOOT THE KITTENS IN THE HEEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!
But... but... I made them... just for you...
Continues to cry
quote:
De lid g am ond's fortune cookie read:
Liar!
I dun lie!
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De lid g am ond probably says this to all the girls:
Yes you do! You are lying to me right now!
No. In fact, YOU are lying to me.
Eats one of her homemade blueberry muffins
i shall preotect theis kittens with my life, you wish to shoot them?, shoot me first
oh, and can i haev a muffin?
I leave for one day, AND ITS GONE.
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Aeadil had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE OTHER SERVER?!I leave for one day, AND ITS GONE.
WUT?
Get in IRC. 
Im currently sitting in #RPcrest
It's cold, desolate. Missing Titles, NO FUN.
And.. #Evercrest.. it's dead.. topic.. missing.. no key..
Im scared guys..
I'm sitting in both rooms also. Plenty of people here.
[ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: De lid g am ond ]
/shout wtb rez
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Muffin Bird stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
*flies in and steals a muffin*
*hugs the muffin bird*
... My kitties ...
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This one time, at Adrecia camp:
Gives everyone who's posted in this thread a muffin. Except for Deli.
What about Nem?
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Densetsu's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
What about Nem?
Point.
Takes away Nem's muffin before he can eat it.
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Adrecia was naked while typing this:
Point.Takes away Nem's muffin before he can eat it.
Can I have his?
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Lenlalron said:
Can I have his?
Of course.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Muffin Bird wrote:
*happily pecks away and eats the muffin*
*takes a few shots at the bird with his shotgun*
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This one time, at Koosh Man camp:
*takes a few shots at the bird with his shotgun*
*fires ancient muffins at the Koosh Man's head*
