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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-07-2002 03:56:14 PM
I don't know, Kloie . . . a contraction and a two-syllable word?

Might be pushing the envelope a bit.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Skaw
posted 03-07-2002 03:57:46 PM
quote:
D had this to say about (_|_):
I haven't found anything as fun as pulling Fear.

Wait until you do Color Stun tanking with 8 mobs.

Those who were in fear that night'll never forget that raid saving tactic I did. Eventually the other enchanters jumped in to help out when I'd get a few resists.

Poor, poor melees. I'd hate to have seen all those "Skaw tries to cast a spell on you, but you are protected" messages."

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 03-07-2002 03:58:39 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I don't know, Kloie . . . a contraction and a two-syllable word?

Might be pushing the envelope a bit.


*sigh*! Possibly, Doggy-Boy. Possibly...

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-07-2002 04:00:28 PM
*walks onto the stage dressed in a prairie dog-sized ringmaster's costume, then addresses the EC crowd.*

Welcome, welcome, one and all to the very finest show of misfits, degenerates and sociopaths in the history of the world. That's right, it's time for...

THE EVERCREST FREAK SHOW

Today, ladies and gentlemen, we have a rare treat! Most of you thought dinosaurs were dead, and knew only a few things about them. Their brains were about the size of a cashew, and they had extraordinarily thick skulls.

Well, our latest freak proves that those facts aren't all that's true! Presenting the...

*the curtain rises to reveal a buck-toothed dinosaur typing away on a computer*

DUMBASSAURUS

That's right, we'll bet you didn't know that dinosaurs were also hypocrites, dictatorial jerks who tell you who can and cannot post on a forum, and they had no idea when they had been owned so bad it makes chickens weep blood!

Troodon: Aha! People shouldn't be posting on EC because Colonel Sanders is related to Kevin Bacon! It's infallible logic!

Isn't he great folks? 25 cents per ticket! Don't push now, everyone can see the freak!

*Chants: "Shroud! Shroud! Shroud!"

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 03-07-2002 04:02:28 PM
*Detects a bit of hostility and wonders if someone will take the hint*
http://www.bloodfin.net
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-07-2002 04:02:40 PM
I shivered in anticipation when I saw Parce had responded, and he did not let me down.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 03-07-2002 04:06:39 PM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about pies:
I shivered in anticipation when I saw Parce had responded, and he did not let me down.

s3x0r?!$/

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-07-2002 04:08:30 PM
nun4u
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 03-07-2002 04:08:58 PM


Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-07-2002 04:12:24 PM
But maybe if you would talk to me every once in a while.

<weep>

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-07-2002 04:43:25 PM
Bloodsage, will you have my children?

[ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: Densetsu ]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-07-2002 04:51:58 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I decided, as I read this thread, that I would be very blunt. I would also try my best to use monosyllabic words so that you might understand them.

So, here goes!

"Hi. You're a moron. Thanks."


*grins at Kloie* You know.. I just imagined your voice saying it.. *rofl*

My little sister rocks =)

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-07-2002 04:52:05 PM
quote:
Batutisz had this to say about Cuba:
That's nice that your guild doesn't rely on Monk pullers. Maybe it's because all the Monks are just like you and don't understand how to pull correctly and like you said, are a bunch of lowbies.

Warriors do not pull. Warriors TAG off pulls.

If a Monk is not available, SKs pull. SKs have FD, albeit a lesser version then Monks. If a SK isn't available, the raid should just be called, because otherwise you'll have so many adds or have such a slow pull pace that it's pointless to try.

Just pointing out the glaring flaws in your so-called superior logic.

K THX LALA~~~~


Warriors pull.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 03-07-2002 04:57:30 PM
In OT and DL maybe, or for when there's one mob alone.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-07-2002 05:01:06 PM
quote:
Synjari had this to say about dark elf butts:
*grins at Kloie* You know.. I just imagined your voice saying it.. *rofl*

My little sister rocks =)


Would mine work instead?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 03-07-2002 05:03:00 PM
Rangers can pull
Monks can pull
SKs can pull
Warriors can pull
Enchanters can pull
Druids can pull
Bards can pull
Paladins can pull
Necros can pull
Shaman can pull
Clerics can pull
Mages can pull
Rogues can pull
Wizards can pull
Beastlords can pull
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-07-2002 05:03:23 PM
*giggles her tush off at Dens*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 03-07-2002 05:04:37 PM
quote:
Densetsu wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Would mine work instead?

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 03-07-2002 05:06:26 PM
quote:
Pesco wrote this stupid crap:
Paladins can pull

Mmm...DT bait...

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-07-2002 05:08:03 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Cuba:

Well you didn't offer yours!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-07-2002 05:27:49 PM
Make one of you sayin it KloKlo!
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-07-2002 06:50:59 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about Pirotess:
Bloodsage, will you have my children?

Oh, baby!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 03-07-2002 07:26:43 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Tron:
Wait until you do Color Stun tanking with 8 mobs.

Those who were in fear that night'll never forget that raid saving tactic I did. Eventually the other enchanters jumped in to help out when I'd get a few resists.

Poor, poor melees. I'd hate to have seen all those "Skaw tries to cast a spell on you, but you are protected" messages."


It's fun to AoE fear.

Ever solo-enchantered an Acrylia AoE group? Good fun that. Other enchanter was on the way, and we just decided to kill stuff.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-07-2002 11:54:36 PM
quote:
Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Oh, baby!

Densetsu is surrounded in a baby-making aura.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-08-2002 01:51:19 AM
quote:
Troodon stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Haha. Amusing. You really don't know what to take as a joke and what to tkae seriously.

I don't mind if people argue with me. Heck, if I did, I'd never post here. I welcome argument, even if I completely disagree with what you have to say about what I say. I'm not a hypocrite who argues but soesn't want to be argued with. Sure, I'll try to convince people of my opinions, but hey, that's the whole point of arguing. It's what people who argue with my are trying to do too.


Am I the only one that found it odd that Trond can spell "hypocrite" correctly, but misspelled "take", "doesn't", and "me"?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 03-08-2002 01:53:57 AM
Am I the only one who doesn't care?
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 03-08-2002 01:56:46 AM
While reading this thread, I had my hand on my chin, quietly taking in all the responsese, and trying to formulate a witty reply.

It was in these moments that i learned hereupon that my hand smells like onions... That is the last damned time I make meatloaf!

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-08-2002 02:00:54 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Tier was all like:
Am I the only one who doesn't care?

Sorry, guess I didn't explain why I find it funny.

I have a hard time with my spelling. If my post is over a paragraph in length, you can bet that I've looked up at least one word in my dictionary that I keep at my desk.

That's why I found it funny that Trond spelled "hypocrite" correctly, but missed simpler words.

(For the record, in this post I had to double check my spelling on "paragraph", "dictionary", and "hypocrite". Yep, I'm that bad.)

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 03-08-2002 02:04:54 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about dark elf butts:
Sorry, guess I didn't explain why I find it funny.

I have a hard time with my spelling. If my post is over a paragraph in length, you can bet that I've looked up at least one word in my dictionary that I keep at my desk.

That's why I found it funny that Trond spelled "hypocrite" correctly, but missed simpler words.

(For the record, in this post I had to double check my spelling on "paragraph", "dictionary", and "hypocrite". Yep, I'm that bad.)


How do you type? Do you hunt&peck? Seems to be the major cause..

Over the years of me typing I've just found that the words kind of type themselves. If I dont know a word, then I'll go slower, but most words I know, and cant spell anyway, like hypocrite.. .. er.. Yeah. I had to look back to your post to spell that right. Oh well...

There was no point to this post. Go away.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-08-2002 02:23:14 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
How do you type? Do you hunt&peck? Seems to be the major cause..

Nope. I type just fine, IF I know how to spell stuff. Little to no looking at the keyboard for me.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-08-2002 12:48:50 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
While reading this thread, I had my hand on my chin, quietly taking in all the responsese, and trying to formulate a witty reply.

It was in these moments that i learned hereupon that my hand smells like onions... That is the last damned time I make meatloaf!


Try washing them. Or even bathing.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-08-2002 03:11:26 PM
quote:
Troodon wrote this stupid crap:
On another topic you mentioned, I think it's just SAD that people who play EQ are a minority of the posters on this board. This board is primarily designed as commentary on Evercrest, which is itself a comic based on Ever Quest. If you don't play EQ, why are you even here?! No offense to those who don't play EQ, but you really shouldn't be posting on a board derived from it, in my opinion. There are plenty of message boards out there that have nothing to do with EQ that are more suited for you. This board has drifted too far away from its original purpose, to discuss EQ and the Evercrest comic.

I had a DethEssay written up how I felt insulted, but then I realized you're not even worth it. Fuckchop.

Random quote tag generator, how I love thee!

hey
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 03-08-2002 04:33:48 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about John Romero:
Bloodsage, will you have my children?

I'M HAVING HIS FIRST!

-Tok

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-08-2002 04:36:20 PM
quote:
Toktuk had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I'M HAVING HIS FIRST!

-Tok


I WAS SURROUNDED BY A BABY-MAKING AURA FIRST!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 03-08-2002 04:45:55 PM
only the dino could make an "I'm back" thread and have it turn into a flame fest...
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-08-2002 04:51:58 PM
quote:
Aanile wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
only the dino could make an "I'm back" thread and have it turn into a flame fest...

No, no.. Any idiot can come back, insult half the board, and turn it into a flame fest.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-09-2002 12:39:49 AM
quote:
Tier had this to say about dark elf butts:
No, no.. Any idiot can come back, insult half the board, and turn it into a flame fest.

I came back, insulted everyone, and was welcomed with open arms.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-09-2002 12:41:05 AM
That's because we don't take you seriously.

We don't take Troodon seriously either, but in a different way.

At least you make sense the majority of the time, Snoots.

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 03-09-2002 12:44:02 AM
Let's make today the official WE LUV SNOOTA DAY!
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-09-2002 12:45:18 AM
quote:
Tier had this to say about John Romero:
Let's make today the official WE LUV SNOOTA DAY!

I hate Snoota. Where is my banstick?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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