What I'm looking for in a mate is a good sense of humour and love of cool stuff. Preferably scaled or furry! Gender not specified.
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
I'm just looking for a monster with a great personallity. Looks doesn't matter, just personallity. Looks and buffness are just a bonus. The monster must let me be able to play with their hair also.
I'm waiting you and hoping we'll have a great time together. 
This animal, though a fierce hunter and powerful fighter, will never hunt if it has someone to do the work for it. So, if you just keep feeding it, you'll be guaranteed a happy, healthy relationship.
Zephyer
A male mate? Dominant and protective? Say no more! It's clear that the law-abiding Zelekhut is your mate!
Though it has no gender, nor scales or fur, it does have a tail! This construct creature from Mechanus will positively murder you if you don't do exactly what it says! You can't get much more dominant than that!
Fennar
No woman is more charismatic than the fierce Medusa. Yes, she's got such a personality as to leave men still as stone from just meeting her!
She meets all of your other requirements, too! Of course, you may not want to spend long nights looking into each other's eyes.
Mightion
Though you didn't actually tell us what you look for in a mate, we've got your number right here.
The Solar is a towering female with emerald skin, feathery wings, a big sword, and no hair to speak of. We're sure you'll get along fine with a creature of ultimate good. Though, she may be a little gung-ho about "not evil", she won't kill you unless you do anything worse than stealing a cookie.
Sentow
Open-mindedness, honesty and sincerity are three words you'd use in describing your future mate: The Drow.
She may be a little kinky sometimes, but she's definitely honest. We're sure you'll have a great time listening to how she believes you and your race are totally inferior and how you are total impurities in the world. As for sense of humor...well, being ritualistically tortured for a demon-goddess sure tickles my funny bone!
Katrinity
Well, my dear, since your requirements are mostly physical, we've decided to pair you with someone who can consistently match your desperate needs.
The Chaos Beast can assume any form it wishes at any time! It loves cookies, too! Flesh is its favorite flavor. Just be sure not to get too touchy-feely, it's Corporeal Instability attack tends to leave you a little...disoriented.
The Last Strider
The Hag is right up your alley, mister! She may be a little tough, but she's not at all leathery.
While she may not try to kill you right away, she will try to enslave you as a brute guardian. Pretty nice if you like dommes.
Lazuli
Why, you just described an Unseelie Pixie. These devilish little creatures love nothing more than playing hideous tricks on you and watching you die. You don't get much more humorous than that!
As for scales, well, sometimes they're scaly, sometimes they're slimey, sometimes they're a little bit of everything! Just keep a good sense of humor and quick reflexes, and you'll be aaaaalright.
Alleria
Well, personality is the only thing the Wraith has left! This undead creature long ago lost his body and mind to negative energy and foul circumstances, but he simply oozes personality...
And all of it is purely malevolent, hateful, and devoted every waking moment to planning your demise so you can join him in unlife. How's that for attentive?
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Katrinity
Well, my dear, since your requirements are mostly physical, we've decided to pair you with someone who can consistently match your desperate needs.The Chaos Beast can assume any form it wishes at any time! It loves cookies, too! Flesh is its favorite flavor. Just be sure not to get too touchy-feely, it's Corporeal Instability attack tends to leave you a little...disoriented.
Rawr! Yeah! Chaos rocks ^.^
<dances around the Chaos Beast>
Short Summary: Nice guy, if a bit shy at first, like to play with dead things in his spare time, prefers the indoors, not a morning/daytime person at all.
Looking for: Humanoid, average size, prefer eleven type apperance, confident, willing to put up with me. Won't try to kill me but likes whips. Snacktrays are preferred.
*waits nervously*
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Sentow
Open-mindedness, honesty and sincerity are three words you'd use in describing your future mate: The Drow.
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[ 02-26-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]
You know enough about me Parce, do your thing.
You know my name, my game, and my social security number, right? If not, they are Vorbis, Curling, and 95682312
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Mr. Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Fennar
No woman is more charismatic than the fierce Medusa. Yes, she's got such a personality as to leave men still as stone from just meeting her!She meets all of your other requirements, too! Of course, you may not want to spend long nights looking into each other's eyes.
Sweet!
Altho I would like to point out that a Medusas Cha is only 15, as stated on page 131 of the third edition Monster Manual.
I will overlook this oversight however, cause my new honey kicks ass!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
Gydyon
Looking for someone to take care of? Well, why didn't you say so? We believe that the Owlbear is just right for you!
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