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Topic: This is KBBR radio...
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-25-2002 05:53:57 PM
...and the request lines are open for any wacky and zany pictures you, the people, want to see. No porn though, I don't want those sticky situations.

First caller, you're on the air.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2002 05:55:27 PM
You looking constipated!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 02-25-2002 05:56:01 PM
I want to see all the "ACES!" pics that Karnaj made (like that female bodybuilder one)
Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-25-2002 05:57:21 PM
I want to see a picture of.. I don't know. I can take requests also. I'm bored.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-25-2002 05:58:27 PM
quote:
Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
You looking constipated!

Next caller!

[ 02-25-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Vorbis ]

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2002 06:02:29 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I want to see all the "ACES!" pics that Karnaj made (like that female bodybuilder one)

Your ACES! is my command!

http://cyjohn.homestead.com/files/ranpics/ace1.jpg

http://cyjohn.homestead.com/files/ranpics/jaces.jpg

http://cyjohn.homestead.com/files/ranpics/nowang1.jpg

http://cyjohn.homestead.com/files/ranpics/solflame.jpg

There you go.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Addy
posted 02-25-2002 06:03:03 PM
I want you to make yourself look incredibly sexah.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-25-2002 06:03:34 PM
"Help, I'm getting my testicales ripped off slowly!"


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

nem-x
posted 02-25-2002 06:04:48 PM
quote:
Adrecia wrote this stupid crap:
I want you to make yourself look incredibly sexah.

That is so gonna stump him

j/k lol

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-25-2002 06:04:52 PM
quote:
D had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I want to see a picture of.. I don't know. I can take requests also. I'm bored.

Let's see a Solid Snake impression!

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-25-2002 06:08:03 PM
quote:
Sentow had this to say about dark elf butts:
Let's see a Solid Snake impression!

A Solid Snake impression?

Be a little more specific. A picture would help.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 02-25-2002 06:09:02 PM
I want to see D's eyes.

hah.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-25-2002 06:10:09 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Robocop:
I want to see D's eyes.

hah.


Bitch. Fine.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-25-2002 06:12:36 PM
Why are you wearing your hat indoors?

Ok, D, do a Counter-Strike Terrorist Impression.

GO!



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-25-2002 06:12:59 PM
quote:
Adrecia had this to say about Robocop:
I want you to make yourself look incredibly sexah.

quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
"Help, I'm getting my testicales ripped off slowly!"

Caller, you're on the air.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-25-2002 06:13:08 PM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Jimmy Carter:

Next caller!


David Spade?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-25-2002 06:13:40 PM
quote:
D had this to say about Pirotess:
A Solid Snake impression?

Be a little more specific. A picture would help.


Bah, just pic anyone expression or pose from the game

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-25-2002 06:14:30 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Black Mage!
Why are you wearing your hat indoors?

Because I'm a hat person.


quote:
Ok, D, do a Counter-Strike Terrorist Impression.

Hell that's a tough one. Here's a placeholder.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Addy
posted 02-25-2002 06:18:14 PM
Vorbis - That's too sexah for me. /bow Ok, now this one's going to be hard... do a MUFFIN pose.

D - Eyes +++++++++++++++! I want to see your whole face. Puhleeze?

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2002 06:18:18 PM
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-25-2002 06:19:58 PM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis had this to say about (_|_):
[xIMG]http://www.datazap.net/free/vorbis/images/Picture%2036.jpg[/img][xIMG]http://www.datazap.net/free/vorbis/images/Picture%2037.jpg[/IMG]

Caller, you're on the air.


Hilarous!


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-25-2002 06:28:15 PM
quote:
Sentow had this to say about Robocop:
Bah, just pic anyone expression or pose from the game

My camera died while waiting on me to grow a mullet.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-25-2002 06:28:52 PM
quote:
Adrecia had this to say about the Spice Girls:
D - Eyes +++++++++++++++! I want to see your whole face. Puhleeze?

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-25-2002 06:29:05 PM
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quote:
D had this to say about Tron:
My camera died while waiting on me to grow a mullet.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-25-2002 06:31:39 PM
quote:
D had this to say about Punky Brewster:
My camera died while waiting on me to grow a mullet.

Excuses, excuses...!

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Addy
posted 02-25-2002 06:33:25 PM
Adorable! I want to huggle you D!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-25-2002 06:36:15 PM
quote:
Adrecia had this to say about Captain Planet:
Vorbis - That's too sexah for me. /bow Ok, now this one's going to be hard... do a MUFFIN pose.

I don't have a muffin, but the closest I have is a bread stick.

Working on the David Spade one.

Future caller, please hang up now so you can CALL AGAIN!

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-25-2002 06:37:28 PM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Cuba:

Why are you holding a penis?


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-25-2002 06:38:43 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Why are you holding a penis?

Because he likes penises? Penii? Whatever.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-25-2002 06:39:29 PM
quote:
D had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Because he likes penises? Penii? Whatever.
I think it would be spelled, 'Penii'


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-25-2002 06:39:47 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about (_|_):
Why are you holding a penis?

That's what I was trying to figure out. I think your mom left it last night.

[ 02-25-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Vorbis ]

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-25-2002 06:40:35 PM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
That's what I was trying to figure out. I think your mom left it last night.
Wow, 'Your Mom' joke.

Ouch, it hurtz, it hurtz!



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-25-2002 06:42:51 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Pirotess:
Wow, 'Your Mom' joke.

Ouch, it hurtz, it hurtz!


YAES!!/// I R SO WITTAY!!!

[ 02-25-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Vorbis ]

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2002 06:49:28 PM
HIJACK AHOY!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-25-2002 06:53:07 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Karnaj wrote:
HIJACK AHOY!

HOOHAH! PILOT! Take me to... SALT LAKE CITY!!

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-25-2002 06:55:00 PM
Jack is already dead, you cannot kill him twice! Therefore, no salt lake for you!


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 02-25-2002 08:41:20 PM
Buttered toast, please.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 02-25-2002 09:02:52 PM
Evenstar
Pancake
posted 02-25-2002 10:45:32 PM

"GOOD LORD! It just fell off!"
To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2002 10:54:44 PM
quote:
Pesco had this to say about Robocop:

The shit they give us in our dorm bathrooms isn't 2-ply. Takes about 300 sheets per wipe.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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