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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 02-24-2002 11:30:37 PM
quote:
Suchii had this to say about John Romero:
TROZ! Ahahahaha!

TROZ!

have anymore of these?

[ 02-24-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-24-2002 11:36:39 PM
Well, that's all well and good, but what are we to do?
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-24-2002 11:39:26 PM
Am I less of a man because the thought of two women doesn't turn me on?

Or am I less of a man because Parc says I have no penis?

You decide!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-24-2002 11:41:31 PM
You are less of a man because Parcelan says you are.

Think about times past...Parcelan is only wrong 1 out of 20 times. So it has been, so it is now.

Ergo, since I am correct, you are less of a man.

Not being turned on by two chicks, though, doesn't make you less of a man. It just means that's not attractive. Same way some people don't like furryism.

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-24-2002 11:43:18 PM
I dunno. Maybe there's just not enough of a voyeur in me. WATCHING something doesn't turn me on.

Maybe that's why I'm the only person on EC with absolutely zero pr0n on their hard drive. =/

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-24-2002 11:45:30 PM
I have no pr0n...

No non-text pr0n...

No non-homemade non-text pr0n...

Yeah.

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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 02-24-2002 11:45:48 PM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Captain Planet:
I dunno. Maybe there's just not enough of a voyeur in me. WATCHING something doesn't turn me on.

Maybe that's why I'm the only person on EC with absolutely zero pr0n on their hard drive. =/

Dude.. Who the hell said anything about watching?!

I also have no pr0n.

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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-24-2002 11:48:26 PM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Maybe that's why I'm the only person on EC with absolutely zero pr0n on their hard drive. =/

*raises his hand shyly*

You aren't alone.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-24-2002 11:49:03 PM
Kegwen has Leprechaun pr0n.

Leprepr0n.

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 02-24-2002 11:54:24 PM
Freaks, all of you,

I have far to much p0rn on my comps

Veni, vidi, vici
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-24-2002 11:58:59 PM
I have no porn on my computer. It is all on CD.
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 02-25-2002 12:08:38 AM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis wrote this stupid crap:
I have no porn on my computer. It is all on CD.

I have a few of those ass well.........

I may have a problem, or it may the "never kissed a girl, much less had a date" thing.

Veni, vidi, vici
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 02-25-2002 12:24:18 AM
I have no porn, nor do I enjoy it.

Go me!

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-25-2002 02:02:32 AM
Grats Seur!

Glad ye had a good time, aside from the people "watching".

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 02-25-2002 04:01:23 AM
*hides her pr0n*

*smiles* Veryvery proud of you Seu! ^_^

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-25-2002 05:13:11 AM
*hides the pr0n he's drawing*

Woohoo Seu! Way to be yourself! It took me 22 years come to terms with how I am.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-25-2002 05:15:29 AM
I don't have any pr0n on my harddrive... and it should probably stay that way. :P
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Fred Chook
Has a corpse rotting somewhere, even as we speak!
posted 02-25-2002 05:16:51 AM
*hides the bizzare pr0n*

*round of applause*

Have fun, Seu!

I figured out myself just this year... (fast learner? Or just doing it to be a cool bi? You decide) ...but no stories to tell yet. Rar, prejudice Australia. If only we could keep the marsupials and remove the humans.

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Maradon!
posted 02-25-2002 06:34:43 AM
Your my brave little rug muncher
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Lashanna
noob
posted 02-25-2002 06:53:04 AM
Maradon... God, you remind me of my brother sometimes...

*hides the alternate harddrive of pr0n*

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-25-2002 06:55:36 AM
I don't have any porn
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 02-25-2002 06:58:39 AM
I don't have pr0n either!!!!

(Kloie stealth high-fives Seu. Congratulations!!!)

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-25-2002 07:09:00 AM
quote:
Maradön? stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Your my brave little rug muncher

I found this quite humourous!

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-25-2002 07:19:20 AM
I also have no pr0n, and will never have any pr0n. Some people like it, some don't. I don't. M'eh.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-25-2002 07:28:16 AM
syn has more pr0n than I do.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Maradon!
posted 02-25-2002 08:08:36 AM
There are two kinds of people: Those who masturbate, and those who lie and say they don't.
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Razor
posted 02-25-2002 08:15:25 AM
welcome to the world of stereotypes... it's fun ain't it
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Mightion Defensor
posted 02-25-2002 08:25:21 AM
I confess to owning some "high-quality photographic images."

I'd think you guys would be more surprised if I didn't.

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-25-2002 08:37:28 AM
Seeeeuuuuuureeeeennaaaaaa

Anyone who thinks less of you because of a sexual preference shouldn't be allowed to interact with other people. Leviticus can kiss my ascii.

And... damn, that's all can I think to say.

Oh, hold on.

Yes, I request pictures as well

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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