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Topic: EC Tummies!
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 02-25-2002 05:20:39 PM
Possibly the stupidest topic ever. But I found Karnaj's photo hilarious. Hilarious!!! I loved it! I karnajed as a result! Ha!

Ozius

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2002 05:24:12 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about dark elf butts:
Possibly the stupidest topic ever. But I found Karnaj's photo hilarious. Hilarious!!! I loved it! I karnajed as a result! Ha!

Ozius


What about this one? This is my coup de grace.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-25-2002 05:24:47 PM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Captain Planet:
You gonna drool over every girl who posts and wears a size five...?

Yeah, pretty much.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Mightion Defensor
posted 02-25-2002 05:25:24 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Possibly the stupidest topic ever. But I found Karnaj's photo hilarious. Hilarious!!! I loved it! I karnajed as a result! Ha!

Ozius


How can you call a topic stupid when it features pics of Nae's, Piper's, Em's, and my bellies? With a side of Nae's ... tracts of land?

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 02-25-2002 05:28:07 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mightion Defensor was all like:
How can you call a topic stupid when it features pics of Nae's, Piper's, Em's, and my bellies? With a side of Nae's ... tracts of land?


If I wanted pr0n, I could get it many other ways my Juice Cup protecting friend. EC is probably the last place.

Ozius

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 02-25-2002 05:29:00 PM
And Karnaj...that picture is hilarious! I love it! For many hours!

Ozius

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-25-2002 05:31:33 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Optimus Prime:
And Karnaj...that picture is hilarious! I love it! For many hours!

Ozius


I would be frightened if I were Karnaj.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 02-25-2002 05:33:00 PM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I would be frightened if I were Karnaj.

I'd be scared if I were you, hot pants, now give me some of that delicious Communist penis. hey, for the community, right?

Ozius

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-25-2002 05:33:57 PM
<posts the PENIS PICTURE! DUM DUM.. DUM!>
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2002 05:35:53 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Comrade_Snoota!
<posts the PENIS PICTURE! DUM DUM.. DUM!>

Post a camel toe shot of your penis instead, and maybe we'll believe you.

Otherwise, we'll just say you have a rather large vagina.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 02-25-2002 05:37:24 PM
Karnaj, your sig pic.....it makes me karnaj! SO FUNNY!

Ozius

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-25-2002 05:38:27 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Post a camel toe shot of your penis instead, and maybe we'll believe you.

Otherwise, we'll just say you have a rather large vagina.


he may have used togns to pull his ovaries out, you know, so he can get the flaccid camel toe of a penis look.

I demand nothing other than the real thing!

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-25-2002 05:51:13 PM

Control yourselves, foolish females.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2002 05:53:09 PM
What the fuck is that?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-25-2002 05:54:02 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Optimus Prime:
What the fuck is that?

Praire dog porn, obviously.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-25-2002 05:59:13 PM
Laugh while you can, I plot my revenge even as we speak...

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-25-2002 06:08:33 PM
Y'know, Kloie, when you posted that supposed picture of your tum-tum I assumed that you used a photo editor to darken the hell out of it. I also assumed that's what you ment what you said only smart people could see it, the smart people would open the pic in a photo editor and boost up the contrast. Alas, it was just a black rectangle, and not a picture of a tummy as promised.

I'm not angry, just dissapointed.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-25-2002 06:09:51 PM
Prairie dog pics make me happy.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 02-25-2002 06:10:40 PM
LOL

JooJoo you rock

Mightion Defensor
posted 02-25-2002 06:12:35 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Y'know, Kloie, when you posted that supposed picture of your tum-tum I assumed that you used a photo editor to darken the hell out of it. I also assumed that's what you ment what you said only smart people could see it, the smart people would open the pic in a photo editor and boost up the contrast. Alas, it was just a black rectangle, and not a picture of a tummy as promised.

I'm not angry, just dissapointed.


Shoulda looked at the file size - it was only 2291 bytes.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-25-2002 06:16:54 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Robocop:
Shoulda looked at the file size - it was only 2291 bytes.

Well, yeah, sure, if I wanted to do things the EASY way.

But tell me this: Where's a fsking comedy in that? Huh, smart guy? HUH!?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 02-25-2002 06:26:56 PM
Showed off her tummy, now Kloie must!

And I KNOW yer tummy isn't a big black square!

No one said anything about my tummy.. which I am moderatly happy about! But we shall get you klo.. bwahahahahahaha..

Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 02-25-2002 07:13:41 PM
Okay people I have a secret to tell you. Kloie's tummy is actually my tummy. That is my black DBZ shit on my black confortor. Please forgive me for wearing black and giving the picture to Kloie....that is all.

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-25-2002 07:23:55 PM
Playing catch up here..

I have seen Kloie's belly before. It's adorable.

I wear a 10, not a 5.

Karnaj has an uber title.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-25-2002 07:25:32 PM
quote:
Illanae had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I wear a 10, not a 5.

Nobody said anything about you.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-25-2002 07:27:43 PM
I'm not reading all these other pages.

Did someone say something about me?

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-25-2002 07:28:23 PM
All of Em's pics are red Xs to me
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2002 07:28:43 PM
quote:
Illanae had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Karnaj has an uber title.


I kinda wish it was, "Dude, you're getting the crabs" or some other venereal disease, but oh well. Maybe the next crack binge I photograph.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-25-2002 07:33:59 PM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Duck Tales:
Nobody said anything about you.


k

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 02-25-2002 07:45:21 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about the Spice Girls:
All of Em's pics are red Xs to me

Not missing a thing.

Ozius

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-25-2002 07:46:40 PM
That was hilarious, Karnaj

And here's mine. You don't get a close-up, because I don't want you to see the scar anymore than you can. Had cancer when I was 4.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-25-2002 07:48:30 PM
You only have 1 arm Lyinar?
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mightion Defensor
posted 02-25-2002 08:21:20 PM
She's prolly using the other to hold her shirt up, perhaps?
nem-x
posted 02-25-2002 08:23:58 PM
The one-armed bandit! The mystery has been revealed!
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-25-2002 08:26:38 PM
:P

I had to use the other to prop myself up. Couldn't get the bottom on mah belly from the camera's positioning.

And I told you guys I was really really twiggy

[ 02-25-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 02-25-2002 09:09:00 PM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-25-2002 09:34:42 PM
Mortious would wolf-whistle at Lyinar, but she's his mom, and that's just plain freaky... even for him.
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 02-25-2002 09:35:22 PM
Veni, vidi, vici
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-25-2002 09:49:56 PM
*blushes*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Maradon!
posted 02-25-2002 11:01:53 PM
quote:
Fennar had this to say about dark elf butts:

Damn Fennar, your tummy is sexier than Lyinar's.

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