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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-21-2002 05:31:38 PM
Well...its Oscar time in the movie industry so why shouldn't we here at EC have our own?

So with that said, I present the Evercrest Sarties(a little gold statuette of a certain high elven wizard holding up a blueberry (_|_) pie worshippingly in his outstretched palms), named after our own allustrious Drysart! ^.^

What we need now is nominations for the various categories and feel free to add other Categories that I leave out

Best Thread Containing Pies

Best Discussion Of Love/Sex/Understanding the Opposite Gender

Best Evil Villian

Best Supporting Evil Henchman

Best ECvsMM Battle

Best Rant

Best Nae Stalking

Best Spanking Given

Best Comedic Use of Inanimate Objects

Best karnajing of a World Leader

Lifetime Goofoff Award

Best Loveable Furry

Best Online Survey/Test

Best Thread That Made You Go, WTFY?

[ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: Katrinity ]

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Skaw
posted 02-21-2002 05:33:44 PM
This is totally biased as I do not qualify for anything.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-21-2002 05:34:59 PM
quote:
Katrinity wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Best Evil Villian

I nominate Mort!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-21-2002 05:35:10 PM
Best Godmodding
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-21-2002 05:36:41 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Punky Brewster:
This is totally biased as I do not qualify for anything.

Then feel free to add a Category that you do fall in :P

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-21-2002 05:48:57 PM
Biggest sword

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Steven Steve
posted 02-21-2002 05:55:21 PM
Best Overuse of the Phrase "Kung Fu" in Reference to Me
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 02-21-2002 05:57:30 PM
Best Debate!

[ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: Chalesm ]

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-21-2002 06:21:33 PM
Rawr! Bump! Let the Nominations pour in! :P
Cookie Goddess Supreme
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Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 02-21-2002 06:45:14 PM
Best CS Player

I nominate Suchii and Kegwen for that one...they kick ass

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-21-2002 06:46:20 PM
quote:
Katrinity wrote this then went back to looking for porn:

Best Loveable Furry

Nevar!

[ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 02-21-2002 07:08:45 PM
BEST PERFORMANCE OF WAISZTARROZ

This should be up there in award value.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Naimah
In a Fire
posted 02-21-2002 07:12:13 PM
Prof. Nai's Science Corner for Best Debate jo.
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 02-21-2002 07:13:07 PM
I nominate the castration rant.
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-21-2002 07:20:12 PM
Best Loveable Furry

Hmm, that could be highly competitive.

Ferrel!
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Rozland
Pancake
posted 02-21-2002 07:20:52 PM
I will be the best villian or I will kill you all.

No one holds a candle to me, so I nominate myself.

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-21-2002 07:21:03 PM
quote:
Kanid had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Best Godmodding

[Spellingwhore]
Godmoding
[/Spellingwhore]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 02-21-2002 07:27:30 PM
I nominate Mort for Best Evil Villan. I also nominate myself for both Best Suck-Up and Best Evil Henchman.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-21-2002 07:29:23 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on The Otaku Penguin!
Best CS Player

I nominate Suchii and Kegwen for that one...they kick ass


Nem-X, you fool.

He's the true god of CS. Course, I know some DAMN good CS players, from -|iN\-, and stuffz.

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 02-21-2002 07:29:29 PM
quote:
Rozland had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I will be the best villian or I will kill you all.

No one holds a candle to me, so I nominate myself.

Oh no, I'm so scared of a furry goth!

Pfft. You get near me and I'll show you the downside of all that fure; thick hair is easily combustible.

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Rozland
Pancake
posted 02-21-2002 07:33:24 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about pies:
Oh no, I'm so scared of a furry goth!

Pfft. You get near me and I'll show you the downside of all that fure; thick hair is easily combustible.

She taps her foot, yawning with disinterest.

I'm suppose to be afraid?

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 02-21-2002 07:34:04 PM
Most Kawaii Anime Type Girl

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 02-21-2002 07:37:15 PM
quote:
Rozland had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
She taps her foot, yawning with disinterest.

I'm suppose to be afraid?

Nah, just supposed to burn easily.

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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-21-2002 07:37:41 PM
I've a question.

Who is on the voting committee?

Ferrel!
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Rozland
Pancake
posted 02-21-2002 07:38:57 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about John Romero:
Nah, just supposed to burn easily.

I asure you, while that might work on other, weak furs, I'm quite flame retardant.

Dark magics work in my favor that way.

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 02-21-2002 07:39:14 PM
quote:
Ferrel had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I've a question.

Who is on the voting committee?

The best judges money can buy!

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-21-2002 07:39:54 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about (_|_):
The best judges money can buy!

And with a budget of $0.00 Canadian, that would be who?

[ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: Ferrel ]

Ferrel!
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 02-21-2002 07:41:45 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ferrel was all like:
And with a budget of $0.00 Canadian, that would be who?

Actually, it was a horrible pun, hehe.

I would think Drysart would be on the council...Better start baking pies now.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 02-21-2002 07:41:58 PM
I hear there's a French ice-skating judge who's got a lot of time on her hands right now.
Callalron
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 02-21-2002 07:42:16 PM
quote:
Ferrel had this to say about Tron:
And with a budget of $0.00 Canadian, that would be who?
It doesn't necessarily take money to but some people. *points to himself* I could do with...other things...
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 02-21-2002 07:42:46 PM
quote:
Rozland stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I asure you, while that might work on other, weak furs, I'm quite flame retardant.

Dark magics work in my favor that way.

Oh no, you're going to use your dark magic on me.

Boo fucking hoo, I'm so scared. By the way, what's that huge lurking shadow over your head?

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 02-21-2002 07:43:41 PM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I hear there's a French ice-skating judge who's got a lot of time on her hands right now.

Okay, so our Council is now made up of two people: Drysart and a French ice-skating judge.

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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-21-2002 07:46:42 PM
quote:
The Last Strider had this to say about the Spice Girls:

It doesn't necessarily take money to but some people. *points to himself* I could do with...other things...
[/QB]

You are the worst man whore to ever grace these boards.

Oh, Me for council. Im all cool and stuff.

[ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: Aeadil ]

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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-21-2002 07:49:53 PM
And now the focus has been shifted from nominating to finding a committee to vote on people who havent been nominated.
Ferrel!
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-21-2002 07:50:55 PM
Im dumb ^_^

[ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: Ferrel ]

Ferrel!
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 02-21-2002 07:52:00 PM
quote:
Ferrel had this to say about pies:
I've a question.

Who is on the voting committee?

Azakias raises her hand!

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Rozland
Pancake
posted 02-21-2002 07:55:20 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Oh no, you're going to use your dark magic on me.

Boo fucking hoo, I'm so scared. By the way, what's that huge lurking shadow over your head?

Who suggested that? I much prefer my claws and blade... the magic is mearly to protect me from unfair advantages.

That would be, my hair or my assassin body guard?

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-21-2002 08:02:40 PM
Best Thread Containing Pies
Drysart

Best Discussion Of Love/Sex/Understanding the Opposite Gender
Kanid

Best Evil Villian
Mort doesnt seem evil to me. I'm sorry. He is the diet coke of evil.

Best Supporting Evil Henchman
There are Henchmen here?

Best ECvsMM Battle
Parce

Best Nae Stalking
Nae herself ^_^

Best Spanking Given
Nae

Best Comedic Use of Inanimate Objects
Inanimate Moogle

Lifetime Goofoff Award
Ken

Best Thread That Made You Go, WTFY?
There are to many. I nominate everyone.
[/QB][/QUOTE]

Ferrel!
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 02-21-2002 08:06:09 PM
quote:
Aeadil had this to say about Duck Tales:
You are the worst man whore to ever grace these boards.


How many good ones ARE there on the boards? Answer me that, huh?
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 02-21-2002 08:14:29 PM
quote:
Ferrel had this to say about pies:
Best Thread Containing Pies
Drysart

Best Discussion Of Love/Sex/Understanding the Opposite Gender
Kanid

Best Evil Villian
Mort.

Best Supporting Evil Henchman
Deli (?) =P...

Best ECvsMM Battle
Parce/Maradon

Best Nae Stalking
Not sure!

Best Spanking Given
Nae

Best Comedic Use of Inanimate Objects
Inanimate Moogle

Lifetime Goofoff Award
That guy WHO SPELLZ LIEK THSI!!!111 =P..

Best Thread That Made You Go, WTFY?
Probably involves Pesco. I just remember Pesco always posting WTFY.

I changed my mind.

[ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: Isis Pandoria ]

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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