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Topic: Hewwo!
Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 02-17-2002 06:33:37 PM
Mortious and Aeadil are mean!!

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-17-2002 06:34:19 PM
quote:
Kikake had this to say about Cuba:
OW!


How dare you shake your booty at me.

That hurts. Really.

The World is Yours
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 02-17-2002 06:34:23 PM
*grins* Leave the poor kid alone *shoos everyone away*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-17-2002 06:35:20 PM
quote:
Kikake impressed everyone with:
Mortious and Aeadil are mean!!


I did warn you.

Silly newbie.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-17-2002 06:35:41 PM
quote:
Synjari had this to say about the Spice Girls:
*grins* Leave the poor kid alone *shoos everyone away*

Yes ma'am, leavin' 'er alone.

*trods off*

The World is Yours
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-17-2002 06:36:20 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Za'Yth was all like:
I did warn you.

Silly newbie.



I decided not to work on the projekt, sorry boss.

Just got back from Kenpo, and Im still bleeding.

The World is Yours
Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 02-17-2002 06:37:08 PM
Well, I guess experience is the best teacher... but...but...
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-17-2002 06:38:13 PM
quote:
Kikake had this to say about John Romero:
Well, I guess experience is the best teacher... but...but...

*Thwacks Kikwhatever upside the head*

Hush.

The World is Yours
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-17-2002 06:38:39 PM
Do it the EC way: Pay back!

Just distract Mort with anything furry and lightly clad, then hit him over the helmet.

Aeadil? Hmm. Try a glue trap.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-17-2002 06:39:01 PM

[ 02-17-2002: Message edited by: De lid g am ond ]

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-17-2002 06:39:46 PM
When people cry and scream, it bothers me, so I kill them to make it stop.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-17-2002 06:40:26 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Za'Yth!
Do it the EC way: Pay back!

Aeadil? Hmm. Try a glue trap.


That's not funny man. Once you get stuck in those, there is no coming back!

Got the PHB, btw

The World is Yours
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 02-17-2002 06:41:45 PM
*walks up to the n00b*

*stabs the n00b in the gut*

*walks away*

Veni, vidi, vici
Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 02-17-2002 06:41:58 PM
Hands Mr.Parcelan a glass of water that has a skull and crossbones on the side of it

Drink this

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-17-2002 06:43:14 PM
Thanks.

*drinks it*

Boy, that was refreshing. But why put regular ol' water in such a silly glass?

Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 02-17-2002 06:50:17 PM
But I thought I put poison in that glass?
Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 02-17-2002 06:51:14 PM
It's harder than I thought to find a stupid roach pesticide label :\
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-17-2002 06:53:21 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Kikake wrote:
It's harder than I thought to find a stupid roach pesticide label :\

Toss away the n00bh00d, then you can find the l33t pict00rz

It just takes time. Till then, you are stuck.

And Liam laughs.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-17-2002 06:53:31 PM
Nope, this is just clean, refreshing water.

*holds up a bottle marked: "DEATH IN HERE!"*

THIS is poison.

Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 02-17-2002 06:54:27 PM
Can I have that bottle for a sec?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-17-2002 06:58:38 PM
No.
Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 02-17-2002 07:02:36 PM
Why not? You can trust me. PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-17-2002 07:03:40 PM
No.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-17-2002 07:06:02 PM
Ooh! Poison! Can I have some?
Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 02-17-2002 07:06:10 PM
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-17-2002 07:07:34 PM
Oh. A post about killing gophers. Original. Haven't seen anything like that before. Nope.

This open and sudden hostility leads me to believe there is something more to this n00b than meets the eye.

Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 02-17-2002 07:09:01 PM
You said you didn't like it when people cry and whine, so I did whatcha said!

No good?

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-17-2002 07:09:55 PM
No, you should just stay silent in that case. Use amusing pantomimes to convey thoughts.
Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 02-17-2002 07:11:11 PM
OK..but umm, what exactly would be a pinto...umm..panta...uh...pantomimes
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-17-2002 07:13:26 PM
Do like the silent guys who pretend they're trapped in boxes do.
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 02-17-2002 07:13:30 PM
I smell an Alt.
Veni, vidi, vici
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-17-2002 07:13:35 PM
Three things for the n00b :

1) Parcelan is master of the funney in the board. Give him puddin' and he will amuse you in the future. Give him hard times and you'll find yourself being chased down the street by a gelatious cube.

2) Take nothing Mort says or does seriously. He's British. 'Nuff said.

3) I'm Khyron. I'm big, I'm lazy, and I have an obsession with games. Video games. Computer games. Flashy light thingies. *stares at arcade games in a trance* Nice to meet you.

Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 02-17-2002 10:12:31 PM
Welcome to Evercrest.

This is pretty much the normal level of insanity around here. You get used to it after a while. Well, either you get used to it, or you join in it, depending on your mental stability. But either way, it's a good bit of fun.

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-18-2002 02:13:07 AM


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 02-18-2002 09:13:02 AM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Captain Planet:

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 02-18-2002 09:18:09 AM
Heyo Kikake, welcome to the board
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-18-2002 09:30:11 AM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Tron:

That's even funnier, considering the glaring typo!

"Hi, I'm all superior, and everything, but I can't even spell 'loser' right."

[ 02-18-2002: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

The Unholy
Pancake
posted 02-18-2002 09:39:54 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
Do like the silent guys who pretend they're trapped in boxes do.

*feels a strange disturbance in the thread*

Did someone call?

"Who is he?"
"He's an ***hole sir."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-18-2002 10:14:49 AM
Furry? Scantily-clad?

I'm there!

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