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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-15-2002 01:41:31 AM
quote:
The Camel Spider wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You trying to fuckin kill me here kid? I'll probably choke on that pasty white globs of flesh and karnaj all over the place.

Fine. Just don't touch any of the girls, Dem, BM, Drys, OP, or Maradon and you're fine.

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The Camel Spider
I will EAT YOUR FACE! And then, I will EAT YOUR SOUL!
posted 02-15-2002 01:45:34 AM
quote:
Kegwen Tabibito stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Fine. Just don't touch any of the girls, Dem, BM, Drys, OP, or Maradon and you're fine.
Guess I'll start with you then.

See you tonight.

*mandables start to glisten with fluids*

It's called a camel spider because it lives in the Middle East and feeds on large animals such as camels, dogs and humans. It approaches when the "prey" is asleep/resting and macerates any exposed flesh (it's mouth opens into four digging/rasping "fangs" and like a spider it covers it's prospestive meal with digestive juices to make it easier to ingest - the camel spider's "saliva" also contains a powerful anaesthetic which allows it to feed on living prey). A fully-grown camel spider can grow up to 7-8 inches in body length. They're very aggressive and always hungry. They can and do hiss, while the bigger ones squeal, and can move at ~30mph. Also, its jaws are, relatively speaking, the strongest of any animal on the planet.
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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 02-15-2002 01:47:52 AM
*takes her bow Cael and tries to whack the...*shudder*...spider*

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"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-15-2002 01:50:19 AM
quote:
The Camel Spider had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Guess I'll start with you then.

See you tonight.

*mandables start to glisten with fluids*

Whatever. Just leave the above mentioned alone kthx.

*sics Bloodsage on the Camel Spider*

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The Camel Spider
I will EAT YOUR FACE! And then, I will EAT YOUR SOUL!
posted 02-15-2002 01:50:58 AM
*Hisses and retreats to a hiding spot to wait for the night...*

chitterchitterchitterchitterscitterscittescitterscitter

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It's called a camel spider because it lives in the Middle East and feeds on large animals such as camels, dogs and humans. It approaches when the "prey" is asleep/resting and macerates any exposed flesh (it's mouth opens into four digging/rasping "fangs" and like a spider it covers it's prospestive meal with digestive juices to make it easier to ingest - the camel spider's "saliva" also contains a powerful anaesthetic which allows it to feed on living prey). A fully-grown camel spider can grow up to 7-8 inches in body length. They're very aggressive and always hungry. They can and do hiss, while the bigger ones squeal, and can move at ~30mph. Also, its jaws are, relatively speaking, the strongest of any animal on the planet.
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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 02-15-2002 01:54:17 AM
quote:
The Camel Spider wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
*Hisses and retreats to a hiding spot to wait for the night...*

chitterchitterchitterchitterscitterscittescitterscitter

It can run up to 40KPH! and it can fead off of your face while your asleep and you wouldnt know about it because of its not-at-all deadly poison! and! and and!!

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Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 02-15-2002 01:54:56 AM
*looks down as the Camel Spider scitters into the shadows that are his trademark domain*

FORE!

*whacks the spider out of the shadows with his sheathed rapier, into the air*

And I can't divulge the color of the wife's undies. She who controls the nookie controls eeeeeeeeeverything.

I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world
-"Small Two of Pieces"
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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 02-15-2002 01:56:42 AM
quote:
Ah'Kiam had this to say about Duck Tales:
*looks down as the Camel Spider scitters into the shadows that are his trademark domain*

FORE!

*whacks the spider out of the shadows with his sheathed rapier, into the air*

And I can't divulge the color of the wife's undies. She who controls the nookie controls eeeeeeeeeverything.

F00l! it is too late! it already has your Soul!

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Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 02-15-2002 01:58:54 AM
Nope. Sold my soul to Deth for a pack of Ho-Ho's.
I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world
-"Small Two of Pieces"
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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 02-15-2002 01:59:20 AM
Damn right

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 02-15-2002 01:59:45 AM
What a Ho-Ho? and can you eat it?
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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 02-15-2002 02:00:48 AM
And then I ate them

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 02-15-2002 02:03:24 AM
You ate them? did they taste good? and whats a Ho-Ho?

[ 02-15-2002: Message edited by: Otku ]

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Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 02-15-2002 02:07:19 AM
Yeah so Deth has my soul and Jania ate my hoho's.

But I get sex because I don't tell people what color her undies are. So that's good.

I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world
-"Small Two of Pieces"
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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 02-15-2002 02:08:13 AM
So then SHE ate your soul?

[ 02-15-2002: Message edited by: Otku ]

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-15-2002 02:08:56 AM
Ja`Deth Issar Ka`Bael!

Give your brother-in-law his soul back RIGHT NOW!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-15-2002 02:09:21 AM
quote:
Ah'Kiam had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
But I get sex because I don't tell people what color her undies are. So that's good.
I don't tell, she where's MY sex, hmm?



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 02-15-2002 02:09:40 AM
Ho-hos are nummy chocolately deliciousness

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-15-2002 02:10:57 AM
Coke > Devil Dogs > Ho-Hos > Al Gore


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-15-2002 02:16:51 AM
Can't. Incorporated his soul into a golden ring, Jan saw the pretty shiny and stole it.

Swear she must be related to Arrenn.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-15-2002 02:17:46 AM
Ah, well. I guess that's okay.

A man's soul should be in his wife's possession, after all. Makes sure he'll always come home.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-15-2002 02:20:34 AM
quote:
Jania wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*smirks at Delid*

Just think about what else you're missing out on seeing

quote:
De lid g am ond had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Not much
Delidgamond starts Morpheus

Pure...gold...I can't stop laughing. Bahahahahaha

hey
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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 02-15-2002 02:22:15 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Black Mage wrote:
I don't tell, she where's MY sex, hmm?

Must have got lost in the mail

Too bad

[ 02-15-2002: Message edited by: Jania ]


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"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-15-2002 02:23:39 AM
quote:
Jania impressed everyone with:
Must have got lost in the mail

Too bad

You sent me some sex!?


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 02-15-2002 02:25:33 AM
You'll never know now, will you?

*snickers*


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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-15-2002 02:26:42 AM
She sent you a jar of vaseline and a rubber glove. I screen all the mail Jania sends...one of these days she's going to send someone a mail bomb.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-15-2002 02:26:53 AM
^


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-15-2002 02:31:53 AM
Jan has a weird sense of humor. One year for my birthday she got me a cigar cutter and some ale, and told me to change my religion.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 02-15-2002 03:59:08 AM
It was a good present, damnit!

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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 02-15-2002 09:06:44 AM
quote:
Ah'Kiam stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Nope. Sold my soul to Deth for a pack of Ho-Ho's.

Yeah. The Ho-Ho's name was Jania.

*RUNS QUICKLY*

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flaminggerbil
Pancake
posted 02-15-2002 10:36:54 AM
why are you all hitting on "women" on the net? most of the "women" are either 13 year old kids looking for a laugh, or 80 year old guys looking for fresh meat...
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-15-2002 10:47:49 AM
I believe it was Jerry Seinfeld who said "I don't see how a woman can take boiling hot wax, pour it on her upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider."

Anyway, if you really want to see what sort of undergarments Jania wears all you have to do is break into her home and look through her clothes.

I'm not recommending this, mind you.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-15-2002 10:53:04 AM
Silk Velvet colour right?
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Pacifica
Pancake
posted 02-15-2002 01:43:51 PM
Panties?

Just wear red fine plate greaves like I do.

* glares at Ja'Deth

Don't even THINK it.

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Cleric Of Mithaniel Marr, Xegony Server
Wields Spiky Mace
"If at first you don't succeed, get the warrior a rez."
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-15-2002 02:35:13 PM
Yeah when Pacifica DOES wear pants she might wear greaves. How often does that happen?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-15-2002 02:43:41 PM
She doesn't wear panties. She wears a thong! Or a G-String! Or maybe a chain loincloth!
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Pacifica
Pancake
posted 02-15-2002 02:49:02 PM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
She doesn't wear panties. She wears a thong! Or a G-String! Or maybe a chain loincloth!

I doubt it... ever sit down wearing those?

Leather padding is where it's at!

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"If at first you don't succeed, get the warrior a rez."
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-15-2002 02:59:21 PM
quote:
Pacifica had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I doubt it... ever sit down wearing those?

Leather padding is where it's at!


You're probably right. She probably goes commando.

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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 02-15-2002 04:47:53 PM
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flaminggerbil had this to say about (_|_):
why are you all hitting on "women" on the net? most of the "women" are either 13 year old kids looking for a laugh, or 80 year old guys looking for fresh meat...

(I'd recommend hanging around a bit and lurking to get the feel of the place before making an ass of yourself. We're RPing. We do that here.)


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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-15-2002 04:50:14 PM
I'm going back to my old guess, psychidelic*.

*Multi-coloured! It has nothing to do with Delid!

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