Now, where at in Michigan? 
Images virgin strawberry daquaries overflowing in the glass with a mountain of extremely thick whipped cream on top.
Oh and we still need a SADF tag. 
Gratz, you two Can't think of a better couple of people... well...
*starts a wave* Come on, it looks stupid if I'm the only one doing it...
Congrats.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Katjya wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Woo-hoo! Congratulations, you two!Kisses both Piper and Drysart on the cheeks.
So, that means he's back here in MI, yes? We definitely need to figure out a time to all go out for drinks or something.
I think that would be great =) I think pretty much any weekend would be fine except near the end of March. Whereabouts are you in the tundra?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
My point being is, just because drysart and this young lass are lavahs, doesn't restrict people from flaming Little Miss Drysart into oblivion: For example, the Lyinar VS. Drysart Fiasco for 42` or the time I had sex with everyone here. Everyone. My point is best explained by this timeline (bare with the years)
The place: EverCrestonia, the year, 2525.
2525 - 'Girl' arrives
2526 - Battle begins, 'girl' takes side
2528 - Flames on 'girl' begin
2528 and five minutes - Drysart delcares martial law
Parclena runs a gang of hoodlums with smart mouths and smart guns (I.E. Tracking Weapons)
Khyron runs off to live as a hermit with a young PlayBoy Bunny named Brunhilda with the biggest...smile you ever saw.
Ja'Deth ascends. No one knows where, but he sure has more power. And talks even more...
Lyinar starts up a rogue faction to counter Drysart's martial law called 'Children of the Night' which uses the cover of a Blue Butt Brothel to lure in the Blond Haired Big D.
Cagda flings poo. Some of it is on fire.
Illanae gambles in Los Vegas. Eh, what's new.
Ozimander becomes an alcoholic, slowly raising up a counter faction called 'Can't We All Be Friends', after which he becomes bitter, bitches alot, and returns to Hogwarts to study more. He looses his leg on the train ride. He bitches more.
Kloie goes to the moon, and builds an army of hard core music listening-people, which she uses for the biggest mosh pit ever. She dies at the ripe age of 29. She rocked to death.
Sol is known as the bondage queen as she goes for the world record of the longest time in a full bondage suit. Something went wrong. We all miss her. She now spends her time in Valhalla, waitin for RagnaRok, so she can kick some major ass against Loki and the giants.
Demetri's face stays that way. And his palms grow hair.
Bane goes missing. Does anyone care?
Cassandra becomes a porn actress, who blinks alot.
RIG suffocates in a Stealth Condom Ninja Mission. He will be missed.
Maradon developes a way to prgrams one subconcious into a computer, unfortunatly, he does it into Verant's Mainframe. Poor ol' SOB...at least he can check out the dirty half elf models the programmers make in their spare time.
Eric Clapton gets even cooler and never dies. Same with Sean Connery.
Kenn becomes a cartoon. He grafts his entire body and conciousness into a comic. He is currently MIA or in a bird cage.
Mightion spends him time by an old 'fridge, making sure all the juice boxes have straws or some nonsense.
Kagrama developes an entire nation of people who are best described as this: OH NO i DAMAEG BRAEN!!!!!!!!
Zephyer finally admits to being a giddy schoolgirl, and that he is really a fox. A fox-girl. He is quickly caught, hung and skinned. With that adolrable look on his face.
Karnaj dies, having the world's longest orgams, lasting a record of 17 hours, and 23 minutes, and seventeen seconds. Enough to fill an entire swimming pool. He will be missed.
Cassandra is first to swim in the famous 'Karnaj Pool'
ImNotTrent finally comes out. He is not Trent, but he is his son.
Bajah becomes a pimp. He does his stuff. People love him. He finally can't take the love anymore and ends his life, taking out one forth of Texas with him. Many people visit Bajah Canyon. 14 have fallen in thus far.
Bloodsag joins Parc's faction, later, overthrowing him, and making everyone bring him biscuits and rubbing his belly.
Fennar is steped on. Not many people remember him.
HUMOUR DISCLAIMER!
Okay, now I can be honest.
Grats Drysart, I hope it works out. As I said, love is a wonderful things! Woo hoo!
Ozius
Were you trying to kill me? I can't fucking breathe.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and D was all like:
LMAO Ozy!Were you trying to kill me? I can't fucking breathe.
You have no idea, how HONOURED I am.
Thank you very much. I mean this honestly.
Ozius
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
-Ozius
This line killed me. "Mightion spends him time by an old 'fridge, making sure all the juice boxes have straws or some nonsense."
Congratulations you two, best wishes.
Congrats, you two
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Ozimander J. Griswald wrote a bunch of damn funny stuff:
Ozius
ROFL [ 02-11-2002: Message edited by: ImNotTrent ]
Ozius
Just saw that
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Lyinar liked it!
I am happy.
Ozius
Heheh. I am really pleased you found it all entertaining, despite the typos.
Ozius
That's right, BILL BRADSKY IS MY DAD! TO BILL BRADSKY!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Tron:
I went out the way I came into this world. In a massive hail of spooge.That's right, BILL BRADSKY IS MY DAD! TO BILL BRADSKY!
TO BILL BRADSKY!
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Karnaj had this to say about Captain Planet:
I went out the way I came into this world. In a massive hail of spooge.That's right, BILL BRADSKY IS MY DAD! TO BILL BRADSKY!
You've made us all proud.
Ozius
quote:
TO BILL BRADSKY!
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Zephyer finally admits to being a giddy schoolgirl, and that he is really a fox. A fox-girl. He is quickly caught, hung and skinned. With that adolrable look on his face.
Teehee!
I could expound on the abilities I have as the resident god of time....but I don't think I'm going to. Have Chinese food. Mmmmmmmmmm
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Illanae had this to say about pies:
but... I don't really gamble! I drink a lot, I have sex a lot, but I am not a gambler.
*grins impishly*
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
You should be proud to have made me laugh, for it is NO EASY TASK.
and ROFL Ozzy
