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Waterfall
Pancake
posted 02-09-2002 01:22:47 PM
/cheer Kanid
God I pray that you find me worthy of the right to stand beside you, and of your truth and of your passion, of the right to sleep beside you.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-09-2002 01:27:39 PM
Dude, I don't make any attempts to hide my true nature as an asshole. If you have to lie to yourself and others, what good are you?

Ahh yes, assumption, the typical defense of a spineless twerp. You assume because I have confidence I'm some sort of sex-craving jackass.

And you assume I'm a jackass to everyone.

Well, son, you're quite mistaken.

Being a jackass to girls ain't a way to get anywhere, but neither is being a blob of jello. This, I am well aware of.

I am still single, due to my incredible amount of bluntness and haste to transition from friend to girlfriend. However, I get a lot further a lot faster than any "nice guy".

Also, I am only a jackass to those people I either don't care to forge any standing with or don't like. You seem to cover the base of the first one, as I don't predict you staying around for long.

However, I like your persistence and flames. It's a rare trait these days. Now let's have some pie with a side of insult.

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Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-09-2002 01:29:21 PM
Beware the prairie dog, for he is vicious with fangs!

(but he's still a sexy bitch)

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-09-2002 01:30:33 PM
Your canine wiles won't work on me, Kanid! I only date assheads!
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Waterfall
Pancake
posted 02-09-2002 01:36:06 PM
woohoo I have the first person to add to my "bad list"
Can't get anywhere in the world if you don't make a few assumptions, then prove them. Now then,I don't try hiding any of my traits either now do I, I like ppl I like and I don't ppl I don't... something tells me I don't like you one tiny iota.
the thing is, being a jackass to girls doesn't get you anywhere, no, but being a jackass to other ppl in front of girls makes them very fond of you in a primitive alpha male kinda way... too bad we're not primitive anymore huh? anyway, being a nice guy isn't in that I don't get much often, it's in that I feel good about who I am, I have good karma, no matter what else happens, I can be proud to be me. If I were an asshole, I'm sure I'd live off other people pain and misery, the look on their face when you crush their hope and break their heart. Just wonder stuff huh? I'm sure you know the look I'm talking about, reflected in the mirror... but don't worry about my losing it, I'm stubborn as all hell and I know this, if you want to try and chase me off, I welcome it just one more challange to add something to do to my already empty, boring life.
I'll tell ya, being nice doesn't get you much of anywhere with women, but at I have female friends, sure being in the dreaded friend zone isn't the greatest of places. But I don't mind. I still have my dignity. I don't throw myself in front of traffic for women, proverbially speaking. And I won't.
God I pray that you find me worthy of the right to stand beside you, and of your truth and of your passion, of the right to sleep beside you.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-09-2002 01:40:02 PM
I'm sorry, but here we use these crazy things called "paragraphs" and "thought seperation".

See, by using the key towards the middle right of your keyboard (the big one marked "Enter"), you can cause these little breaks in your post. Watch, I'll demonstrate.

See?

It's easy!

By putting these breaks between complete thoughts in your post, you can make these things called "paragraphs". Here, say it with me: "para-graphs".

They make your inane quibblings much easier to read.

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Waterfall
Pancake
posted 02-09-2002 01:41:24 PM
Is that just 'cause you're a human spell checker or just your lack of a whitty retort? I mean, that's the most common arguement I get online before someone stops talking
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-09-2002 01:42:35 PM
How about you two just cut the shit here and now?
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-09-2002 01:42:43 PM
I'm efficient, I don't waste breath on nits who don't have the sense to spell properly or use grammar.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-09-2002 01:43:30 PM
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/nice-guy-dilemma.shtml

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-09-2002 01:45:25 PM
*returns from the kitchen, wielding a butcher knife and covered from head-to-toe in brown feces*

Sorry boss, I tried cutting the shit but it seemed a little too soft. I think we need to make new plans for dinner.

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Waterfall
Pancake
posted 02-09-2002 01:48:06 PM
woohoo I have the first person to add to my "bad list"

Can't get anywhere in the world if you don't make a few assumptions, then prove them.

Now then,I don't try hiding any of my traits either now do I, I like ppl I like and I don't ppl I don't... something tells me I don't like you one tiny iota.


the thing is, being a jackass to girls doesn't get you anywhere, no, but being a jackass to other ppl in front of girls makes them very fond of you in a primitive alpha male kinda way... too bad we're not primitive anymore huh?

Anyway, being a nice guy isn't in that I don't get much often, it's in that I feel good about who I am, I have good karma, no matter what else happens, I can be proud to be me. If I were an asshole, I'm sure I'd live off other people pain and misery, the look on their face when you crush their hope and break their heart. Just wonder stuff huh? I'm sure you know the look I'm talking about, reflected in the mirror...

But don't worry about my losing it, I'm stubborn as all hell and I know this, if you want to try and chase me off, I welcome it just one more challange to add something to do to my already empty, boring life.

I'll tell ya, being nice doesn't get you much of anywhere with women, but at I have female friends, sure being in the dreaded friend zone isn't the greatest of places. But I don't mind. I still have my dignity. I don't throw myself in front of traffic for women, proverbially speaking.

And I won't.

Happy now Webster?

ps. I think he wants to make this a pissing contest and I don't mind obliging, it's people like him who keep me from being truly nice... good to have an evil side

God I pray that you find me worthy of the right to stand beside you, and of your truth and of your passion, of the right to sleep beside you.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-09-2002 01:49:48 PM
As the person who started this thread, I'd like to make a formal request to have it locked.

If you two want to wave your dicks at each other, can you take it to PMs? Thanks.

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Kanid
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posted 02-09-2002 01:51:17 PM
quote:
Bajah stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
If you two want to wave your dicks at each other, can you take it to PMs? Thanks.

Mine's bigger than yours.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-09-2002 01:52:34 PM
Sorry, Bajah.

I'm hung like a prairie dog, yo.

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Kanid
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posted 02-09-2002 01:58:08 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Sorry, Bajah.

I'm hung like a prairie dog, yo.

You know, in relation to their body size, prairie dogs are hung better than humans. Hell, almost every animal is hung better than humans.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-09-2002 01:59:13 PM
w3rd.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-09-2002 02:00:26 PM
The Gopher does indeed speak the truth.

I'm not very attractive, I'm poor, I'm over weight, I'm a geek..

..but I get more action than a furry at Drysart's house.

Though I think you may have caused some confusion with Waterfall, Parc. We haven't had a good, 'Waah, waaah.. I'm a ball less twit who could have a woman if I wanted to, but since I have no fucking guts I'll just whine about it!' post since he began reading here. So he has yet to experience it.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Waterfall
Pancake
posted 02-09-2002 02:23:22 PM
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Check out the big brain on Comrade_Snoota!
The Gopher does indeed speak the truth.

I'm not very attractive, I'm poor, I'm over weight, I'm a geek..

..but I get more action than a furry at Drysart's house.

Though I think you may have caused some confusion with Waterfall, Parc. We haven't had a good, 'Waah, waaah.. I'm a ball less twit who could have a woman if I wanted to, but since I have no fucking guts I'll just whine about it!' post since he began reading here. So he has yet to experience it.

now is that waah waaah directed at me or at this come backs?

God I pray that you find me worthy of the right to stand beside you, and of your truth and of your passion, of the right to sleep beside you.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-09-2002 02:24:45 PM
quote:
Waterfall impressed everyone with:
now is that waah waaah directed at me or at this come backs?

U r no gud reedar, r u?

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Waterfall
Pancake
posted 02-09-2002 02:29:23 PM
quote:
D had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
U r no gud reedar, r u?

well lad dee fucking dah ya damned whore!

God I pray that you find me worthy of the right to stand beside you, and of your truth and of your passion, of the right to sleep beside you.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-09-2002 03:08:41 PM
Well NOW I understand the other thread.....

hehehehehehe


Bajah, GREAT sigpic. Hope you're very happy. Enjoy.

[ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: Gydyon Waterlapper ]

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-09-2002 03:10:30 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Your canine wiles won't work on me, Kanid! I only date assheads!

Score!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 02-09-2002 03:38:21 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Robocop:
Ive never been a fan of valentines day.

A holiday centered around spending time with someone special + noone to spend it with = sux0r.

:/

You can always celebrate MY BIRTHDAY!

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