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Topic: There's not enough title changing!
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-07-2002 10:31:40 AM
*rubs his head*

Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that being counsel for Lennybashing Inc. can result in kicks to the head.

I therefore tender my resignation, effective immediately.

If Lenny requires further bashing, I certainly hope that you can handle the task. I will be happy to assist from the sidelines.

Good day.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-07-2002 10:45:19 AM
*kicks Lenny*
hey
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 02-07-2002 10:50:07 AM
*wants to join Lennybashin Inc. as director of Necromancy...a.k.a. HUMAN RESOURCES/MARKETING!!!!*

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 02-07-2002 10:54:44 AM
Hugs Lenny, and growls at all of the other mean, mean people!@@

Leave hims ALONE... or you will suffer muchly.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-07-2002 11:03:25 AM
But...but...
hey
Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 02-07-2002 11:18:46 AM
Heh, Good thing I've never picked on him
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-07-2002 01:49:46 PM
You amateurs. You may have been bashing on Lenny first and more consistently, but what I lacked in persistence and age, I made up for in quality.

I hit where it HURTS!

Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-07-2002 01:53:44 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I hit where it HURTS!

Kanid covers his danglies with his paws.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-07-2002 03:58:40 PM
This thread must die here and now!
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-07-2002 08:40:53 PM
Czar Drysart must see this!
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-07-2002 08:42:59 PM
Czar Drysart?

Lets line him up and shoot him! Come, Comrade Snoota!

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-07-2002 08:59:23 PM
quote:
Lenlalron stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
This thread must die here and now!

quote:
Lenlalron then proceeded to be a dumbass and type:
Czar Drysart must see this!

My, fickle, aren't we?

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-07-2002 11:11:47 PM
I demand a chair on Lennybashing inc.

I'm the only one that has trashed him badly enough to cause him to try and forbid me from replying to him here.

Haw.

Waterfall
Pancake
posted 02-07-2002 11:31:20 PM
I want a title.
God I pray that you find me worthy of the right to stand beside you, and of your truth and of your passion, of the right to sleep beside you.
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 02-07-2002 11:34:53 PM
i'm doomed with this title, and i'm pretty sure its not going to change anytime soon
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-07-2002 11:41:05 PM
quote:
Waterfall had this to say about John Romero:
I want a title.

And in saying so, you ensure that you either won't get one, or will get one you HATE.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Waterfall
Pancake
posted 02-07-2002 11:41:42 PM
well, I supose likes to ____ is better than pancake, I mean, sure you can stick in one particular word there, but come on, it's not neccessarily got to be one word. maybe you like to talk... or ... quack... you get the picture
God I pray that you find me worthy of the right to stand beside you, and of your truth and of your passion, of the right to sleep beside you.
Waterfall
Pancake
posted 02-07-2002 11:42:58 PM
quote:
Zephyer had this to say about Tron:
And in saying so, you ensure that you either won't get one, or will get one you HATE.

the thing is, you could just put "whiny little whore" for my title and I'd be happy =) but hey, I can whine about it even more then, same if I don't ever get one

God I pray that you find me worthy of the right to stand beside you, and of your truth and of your passion, of the right to sleep beside you.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-07-2002 11:44:09 PM
quote:
D wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Lets line him up and shoot him! Come, Comrade Snoota!

<shoots Lenny!>

...isn't that what you meant?

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Talonus
Loner
posted 02-08-2002 05:37:26 AM
quote:
Waterfall had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
the thing is, you could just put "whiny little whore" for my title and I'd be happy

No, that would be too nice of a title for Drys to give you. Never ask for a title, ever. It's one of those things you just don't do here or you'll regret it.

Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-08-2002 05:46:43 AM
Whats wrong with Pancake? It could be worse, like Pie.
Ferrel!
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-08-2002 05:48:15 AM
I've been a "registrud usir" "registered user" "comrade" "member" and "pancake".

That's about it.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-08-2002 06:35:40 AM
quote:
Seurenna had this to say about dark elf butts:
But Drys is absent ya stupids!

I'm sure if anyone were around that could say "POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!" they would readily do so!


Pow look look you have a title now. hahahahahahaa.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-08-2002 07:08:24 AM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about Robocop:
I demand a chair on Lennybashing inc.

I'm the only one that has trashed him badly enough to cause him to try and forbid me from replying to him here.

Haw.


Okay. You are now the manager of Lennybashing Inc.

hey
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-08-2002 07:17:28 AM
quote:
Waterfall had this to say about pies:
I want a title.

You've been here for three days.

NO TITLE FOR J00!!!!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-08-2002 07:38:28 AM
*leckie kicks all of Lennybashing Inc in the head...*
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-08-2002 07:58:30 AM
quote:
Leck had this to say about Punky Brewster:
*leckie kicks all of Lennybashing Inc in the head...*

*is glad he quit because his head is still ringing from yesterday*

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-08-2002 01:44:52 PM
OW!
*BARSHES Lenny to get revenge*
hey
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-08-2002 01:46:17 PM
*leckie is in a crappy mood so she can keep up the head booting for a loooonnnng time!*
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-08-2002 01:50:16 PM
Yes, but Lenny might die from overbashing! DO YOU REALLY WISH TO RISK THAT, HUH?!? DIDN'T THINK SO!

hey
Lashanna
noob
posted 02-08-2002 02:11:40 PM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
WHITE MAGE!

...snacktrays?

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Lashanna
noob
posted 02-08-2002 02:13:20 PM
Oh, and I would like for everything in my title past "a" (starting with "gun") to be replaced with "whip."

Sorry, but the gun thing is sooooo 4 sigpics ago.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-08-2002 02:40:05 PM
I've had this same title for longer than I can remember. I know it was back when my sig said, "Do you wanna buy a monkey?".

I've been through lots of sigpics now, and even more sigs, and it's stayed the same. It would be better as something from Gauntlet, or a cheap pop at my last sigpic. (Perhaps how phallic that sword looked...)

The point? Don't beg for titles, because it ain't gonna happen.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-08-2002 05:28:30 PM
I've been..

Registered User, Member, Comrade, THE BUCKET, Not a Member, Pancake.

Someone told me the other day my title should be "Max Pain". I have mixed feeling on this.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-08-2002 05:29:31 PM
Drysart, give Dee a title, he deserves it imho


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-08-2002 06:04:35 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Duck Tales:
...snacktrays?

Yes! Except with luscious beauty, they ARE FILLED WITH HOLY BEATDOWN POWER!

And they're external.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-08-2002 06:57:26 PM
Sues Leck for abuse
Pavarin
Pancake
posted 02-08-2002 07:05:42 PM
quote:
Za'Yth impressed everyone with:
Sues Leck for abuse

On behalf of his sister, dives from the shadows and delivers (special delivery of course) a Boot To The Head to Za'Yth and his legal team

My motto for life?

Look, but don't touch...
[small}Touch, but don't get caught :D[/small]

Waterfall
Pancake
posted 02-08-2002 07:45:17 PM
quote:
Ferrel had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Whats wrong with Pancake? It could be worse, like Pie.

Actually, my name was Pie on an IRC chat I used to hang out in, what's wrong with that?

God I pray that you find me worthy of the right to stand beside you, and of your truth and of your passion, of the right to sleep beside you.
Darius!
Pancake
posted 02-08-2002 07:54:37 PM
Has a tite that disheartens him
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