Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that being counsel for Lennybashing Inc. can result in kicks to the head.
I therefore tender my resignation, effective immediately.
If Lenny requires further bashing, I certainly hope that you can handle the task. I will be happy to assist from the sidelines.
Good day.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Leave hims ALONE... or you will suffer muchly.
I hit where it HURTS!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I hit where it HURTS!
Kanid covers his danglies with his paws.
Lets line him up and shoot him! Come, Comrade Snoota!
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Lenlalron stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
This thread must die here and now!
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Lenlalron then proceeded to be a dumbass and type:
Czar Drysart must see this!
My, fickle, aren't we?
I'm the only one that has trashed him badly enough to cause him to try and forbid me from replying to him here.
Haw.
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Waterfall had this to say about John Romero:
I want a title.
And in saying so, you ensure that you either won't get one, or will get one you HATE.
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Zephyer had this to say about Tron:
And in saying so, you ensure that you either won't get one, or will get one you HATE.
the thing is, you could just put "whiny little whore" for my title and I'd be happy =) but hey, I can whine about it even more then, same if I don't ever get one
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D wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Lets line him up and shoot him! Come, Comrade Snoota!
<shoots Lenny!>
...isn't that what you meant?
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Waterfall had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
the thing is, you could just put "whiny little whore" for my title and I'd be happy
No, that would be too nice of a title for Drys to give you. Never ask for a title, ever. It's one of those things you just don't do here or you'll regret it.
That's about it.
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Seurenna had this to say about dark elf butts:
But Drys is absent ya stupids!I'm sure if anyone were around that could say "POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!" they would readily do so!
Pow look look you have a title now. hahahahahahaa.
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Za'Yth had this to say about Robocop:
I demand a chair on Lennybashing inc.I'm the only one that has trashed him badly enough to cause him to try and forbid me from replying to him here.
Haw.
Okay. You are now the manager of Lennybashing Inc.
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Waterfall had this to say about pies:
I want a title.
You've been here for three days.
NO TITLE FOR J00!!!!
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Leck had this to say about Punky Brewster:
*leckie kicks all of Lennybashing Inc in the head...*
*is glad he quit because his head is still ringing from yesterday*
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Lenlalron had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
WHITE MAGE!
...snacktrays?
Sorry, but the gun thing is sooooo 4 sigpics ago.
I've been through lots of sigpics now, and even more sigs, and it's stayed the same. It would be better as something from Gauntlet, or a cheap pop at my last sigpic. (Perhaps how phallic that sword looked...)
The point? Don't beg for titles, because it ain't gonna happen.
Registered User, Member, Comrade, THE BUCKET, Not a Member, Pancake.
Someone told me the other day my title should be "Max Pain". I have mixed feeling on this.
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Lashanna had this to say about Duck Tales:
...snacktrays?
Yes! Except with luscious beauty, they ARE FILLED WITH HOLY BEATDOWN POWER!
And they're external.
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Za'Yth impressed everyone with:
Sues Leck for abuse
On behalf of his sister, dives from the shadows and delivers (special delivery of course) a Boot To The Head to Za'Yth and his legal team
Look, but don't touch...
[small}Touch, but don't get caught :D[/small]
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Ferrel had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Whats wrong with Pancake? It could be worse, like Pie.
Actually, my name was Pie on an IRC chat I used to hang out in, what's wrong with that?