Atleast it's not Purple Warrior. Or Ranger. Those could both inspire alot of bad jokes.
Keep your towel close, and DON'T PANIC . . . and you may be safe.
Maybe.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Even if she is purple...
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
I use Ferrel for exhibit A!
I'm going to eat your soul for that.
-Carl.
Anyway, as the wielder of the Purple Tophat, I welcome you, jen the PurplePaladin!
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Bajah had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Delphi: Most experienced Paladin howso? If you mean EQ levels, you're a far cry from Illanae.
Most experienced HUMAN MALE PALADIN. Happy now? Jeez. Besides, the post was made in humour. Silly HTM. Dont make me chop off yer lower half. 
I didn't like it.
Purplepaladin is mine!
Carries Purplepaladin off to The Dog House
Ferrel!
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We were all impressed when Daemon_Reaper wrote:
welcome, and dont worry, everyone is only partianly sane, and their mostly harmless
I hope for your sake that you didnt just call me harmless. That rates right around using the C-word. 
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Azakias wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I hope for your sake that you didnt just call me harmless. That rates right around using the C-word.
Oh oh, Cornucopia? No wait wait...COWPIE! no that's not it either...Sod it all, I had it a moment ago...CALZONES! *nods sagely*
* draws his Wurmslayer warningly
Welcome. 
There IS purple armor available to paladins; human and half elven paladins that is...
Anyone know what I'm talking about? [ 02-05-2002: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Optimus Prime:
There will be NO mistreatments of this fellow paladin.* draws his Wurmslayer warningly
Welcome.
People still use those things? 
Hehe, Just kiddin. I agree with Might here. Us pallies gotta stick tergether and stuffs!
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Mightion Defensor impressed everyone with:
* draws his Wurmslayer warningly
How can you one-hand that without falling over? Get a better weapon. Like a fine steel short sword.
Enchanters will thank you for taking aggro.
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D had this to say about John Romero:
How can you one-hand that without falling over? Get a better weapon. Like a fine steel short sword.Enchanters will thank you for taking aggro.
I got 168 STR, D. Drawing isn't a problem.
Swinging it for over two minutes however...
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Mightion Defensor wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I got 168 STR, D. Drawing isn't a problem.Swinging it for over two minutes however...
For the love of GOD man, go to Maiden's and pick up a str of Grodan. Not only will you put yer str up to 180 something, you will NEVER EVER EVER RUN OUT OF STAMINA. Mostly because it also comes with 10 sta in and of itself. Jeez. How many times must I tell you? *sob* Nobody listens..
I love hijacking threads.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
There IS purple armor available to paladins; human and half elven paladins that is...Anyone know what I'm talking about?
Platinum Full Plate, correct? Stuff's a bastard to prep to make.
Oh and Hi! Welcome to the board! Watch for flying tubs of sulfuric acid and shiny bald objects.
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Ferret impressed everyone with:
Platinum Full Plate, correct? Stuff's a bastard to prep to make.Oh and Hi! Welcome to the board! Watch for flying tubs of sulfuric acid and shiny bald objects.
Very good...
There. I posted for Mortious. I'm eeeeeeeevil.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
welcome to the place where no one really knows about except for the two elks in the corner
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We were all impressed when Star Collective wrote:
Hello, and welcome to Everquest. Avoid the Delidgamond and the Mortious, don't feed the prairie dog, keep all pudding out of reach of furries and you should be fine.
hey your taking my lines....
and by the way hello and here's yoiur anti prarie-dog butter knife...
