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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 01:23:56 PM
Your sig pic is the stupidest thing I have seen in months. It makes all your posts seem even that much stupider just by being near them.

What the fuck were you thinking when you chose that? "Let's see if I can't make myself look like a moron again!" Or did it have more spelling errors?

"I br mornon 2day!!~"

I swear to god, you seem to be the black hole of stupidity around here. Even mog is sucked into your abyss of spelling errors, logic flaws, and horrible math.

Can we just shoot you and get it over with? The average board IQ would rise by double digits.

So, in short, because you have the attention span and reading comprehension lower than the average of Beavis and Butthead: I fucking hate you and everything about you.

I refuse to use a fucking humor disclaimer.

[ 02-03-2002: Message edited by: D ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-03-2002 01:25:14 PM
Bravo, my friend.
The World is Yours
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-03-2002 01:26:06 PM
*Looks at his watch*

You done yet? I got an appointment with a person who can shit better flames than that.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 01:27:18 PM
Flames? Shit no, that was the truth. If you want flames I'll quote myths and Bible snippits that prove how fucking stupid you are. God damned wizard posers.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-03-2002 01:28:40 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on D!
Flames? Shit no, that was the truth. If you want flames I'll quote myths and Bible snippits that prove how fucking stupid you are. God damned wizard posers.
LOL.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 01:31:52 PM
And before someone gets their fucking panties in a knot, you'll notice I have some text hidden away in the first post. Just use your fucking mouse to highlight the god damned thing to see it.

Thanks, assholes.

[ 02-03-2002: Message edited by: D ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-03-2002 01:33:27 PM
'Bout damn time.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-03-2002 01:56:49 PM
I liked his old sig pic better.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-03-2002 01:57:27 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on D!
Flames? Shit no, that was the truth. If you want flames I'll quote myths and Bible snippits that prove how fucking stupid you are. God damned wizard posers.

*claps* Bravo!

[ 02-03-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen Tabibito ]

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-03-2002 02:02:01 PM
quote:
D had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
And before someone gets their fucking panties in a knot, you'll notice I have some text hidden away in the first post.

Copied that one offa me.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 02:46:26 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about dark elf butts:
Copied that one offa me.

Yeah, and got the hex numbers from Kloie.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-03-2002 03:36:29 PM
D needs more fiber.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 03:37:49 PM
Coming from Mr Constipation himself.

Go take a nice big shit, son. You don't want any of this. I'll tear your ass up and use it to line Parcelan's shed.

[ 02-03-2002: Message edited by: D ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-03-2002 03:41:01 PM
Eat more cheese.

And about the sigpic, if you can use a pic from Max Payne, why can't I use a pic from Gauntlet Legends?

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 04:00:48 PM
Well, my sig pic fits my personality. Sarcastic asshole.

I guess your sig pic fits you as a person, a complete moron who appears to of failed grade school.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-03-2002 04:02:47 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and D was all like:
Well, my sig pic fits my personality. Sarcastic asshole.

I guess your sig pic fits you as a person, a complete moron who appears to of failed grade school.


Yeah, but was your family killed by V-juiced druggies? PaAINTY MAX has an excuse.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 04:03:45 PM
I think my family members are all V-juiced druggies.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-03-2002 04:07:21 PM
quote:
D had this to say about John Romero:
Well, my sig pic fits my personality. Sarcastic asshole.

I guess your sig pic fits you as a person, a complete moron who appears to have failed grade school.


Minor correction.

Anyway, I have the sigpic because I like it. End of story.

Now, as for the flame that was originally going to be in this post, it was going to be this:

quote:
Only a moron goes so low as to insult someone's intelligence.

However, after a bit of thinking, I realized that I'd be contradicting myself not only in the same post, but in the same sentence.

So, instead, I'll just say that your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-03-2002 04:09:55 PM
I still say that Ruvyen's sigpic looks like the unholy mutant cross between Fabio and Richard Simmons.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-03-2002 04:17:49 PM
quote:
Khyron wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I still say that Ruvyen's sigpic looks like the unholy mutant cross between Fabio and Richard Simmons.

I was going to post something about the Fabio/Richard cross, but I'm out of wit.

You win this time, D.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 04:22:20 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Duck Tales:
You win this time, D.

There was never any doubt.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-03-2002 05:25:02 PM
This thread was way better without the "Im trying to be funny! No worries, Ruvyen! I am not really making fun of you!"


pfft.

The World is Yours
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-03-2002 05:27:41 PM
quote:
Aeadil had this to say about Punky Brewster:
This thread was way better without the "Im trying to be funny! No worries, Ruvyen! I am not really making fun of you!"


pfft.


I agree, because at least then he wasn't making a cheap cover-up.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-03-2002 05:29:45 PM
Dem isn't one to cover shit up.

He's all like, "IM SAYING THIS"

And when he makes a mistake, he's all like "I made a mistake"

ITS PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD FOR DEM.

The World is Yours
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-03-2002 05:36:36 PM
quote:
Aeadil had this to say about pies:
Dem isn't one to cover shit up.

He's all like, "IM SAYING THIS"

And when he makes a mistake, he's all like "I made a mistake"

ITS PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD FOR DEM.


Yeah, and the tooth fairy really DOES exist.

Read the hidden text in the first post. Seems innocent enough, right? Then, notice that that first post was edited, and the hidden text was added in during the edit.

Fail to see the relevance? He added that in in the vain hope that it would make me look like a moron.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-03-2002 05:38:09 PM
Umm, Ruvyen. You fucking moron, I noticed that already. THANKS FOR THE HINT THOUGH. I NEEDED IT.


*cheers on Ruvyen!!*

The World is Yours
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-03-2002 05:40:09 PM
You're welcome.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 05:41:20 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Ruvyen Warblade!
Fail to see the relevance? He added that in in the vain hope that it would make me look like a moron.

I didn't add it in, dipshit. I had to change a comma to a period at the end of my second sentence.

Stop trying to cover up your own blunders.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-03-2002 05:42:21 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade wrote this then went back to looking for dog porn:
You're welcome.

I really do appreciate it. I would have been stuck for awhile. As if Dem's post clearly noting he added the extra text wasn't enough. And that sly devil, editting a post! Even when he said he did it! My, something vile is afoot!

The World is Yours
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-03-2002 05:43:36 PM
quote:
Aeadil had this to say about Pirotess:
I would have been stuck for awhile.

Yes, yes you would have.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-03-2002 05:45:44 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Yes, yes you would have.

Ugh, your stupidity is affecting me.

Witty comeback though, really.

The World is Yours
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-03-2002 05:46:18 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about (_|_):
He added that in in the vain hope that it would make me look like a moron.

Personally, I don't think you really need outside help for that...

Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 02-03-2002 05:47:20 PM
Hmm, nice little pissing contest you boys have going on here.

Personally, I think you should quit with the dramatics and just spit it out.

Ruvyen, we don't like you. You're one of the biggest morons we've ever met. Since hints seem to fly by you at lightspeed, here's a clue: Go away.

Anything that I missed?

-Tok

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-03-2002 05:49:34 PM
quote:
Toktuk stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

Anything that I missed?

-Tok



That about covered it, thanks Tok.

The World is Yours
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-03-2002 06:04:35 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Toktuk was all like:
Hmm, nice little pissing contest you boys have going on here.

Personally, I think you should quit with the dramatics and just spit it out.

Ruvyen, we don't like you. You're one of the biggest morons we've ever met. Since hints seem to fly by you at lightspeed, here's a clue: Go away.

Anything that I missed?

-Tok


I love you too, Tok.

And besides, while I'm not usually one to flaunt this, I've been here considerably longer than Parce, Dem, and... Perhaps Aeadil, too. I have senority.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 06:06:02 PM
Cry more, n00b?
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 02-03-2002 06:07:36 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Duck Tales:
I love you too, Tok.

And besides, while I'm not usually one to flaunt this, I've been here considerably longer than Parce, Dem, and... Perhaps Aeadil, too. I have senority.


Don't MAKE me school you, boy-o.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-03-2002 06:08:30 PM
Ruvyen, need I remind you that has been your argument since the last time I decided to try and prove how much of an idiot you are?

That was a year ago. It didn't work then, it won't work now.

Besides, I may have been 'round longer than you.

I've been here longer than most assume.

The World is Yours
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-03-2002 06:08:46 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I love you too, Tok.

And besides, while I'm not usually one to flaunt this, I've been here considerably longer than Parce, Dem, and... Perhaps Aeadil, too. I have senority.


I believe I registered before you, too.

Sean
posted 02-03-2002 06:10:39 PM
Hell if I know when this account was registered, won't let me look without a link to check from.
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