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Topic: Ladies of the 'Crest!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 07:25:10 PM
*is glad his HTM secretions act as glue repellent*

Hmmph. Fine.

*grabs Katrinity and Solstyce*

Hmm.. now what to do with you two.

I know! MUD PIT!

*tosses the two into a mud pit*

Now wrestle! Or face my wrath!

*waves some tentacles threateningly*

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-04-2002 07:29:10 PM
selling tickets for fight at entrance to mud pit

Come one come all, see the fight against the pint sized pixie vs the cookie goddess!

Thrill, Chills, Them wrestling in mud in Scantily Clad clothing!

Hand lotion and tissues sold at stands! or bring your own!

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-04-2002 07:36:57 PM
/me hurls a fireball at the tentacle beast

damn evil tentacle beast! DIEDIEDIE

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 07:41:15 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
/me hurls a fireball at the tentacle beast

damn evil tentacle beast! DIEDIEDIE


ACK!

*graps Random Insanity Generator and uses him for a shield*

Phew, that was close.

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-04-2002 07:42:37 PM
I hear HTM is a delicacy.

*Begins to cast Ice Comet while looking at Bajah glaringly*

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-04-2002 07:45:15 PM
You DO know I can simply create a diversion and fly off in the resulting chaos, don't you?

*peers at Katrinity*

Buuuuut, what the hell. RAAAAAWR!

*POUNCE*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-04-2002 07:45:48 PM
* Gets out her fork * * Glares evily at Baja*


Mmmmmm Dinner

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-04-2002 07:48:14 PM
<eeps and is tackled by a rabid pixie!> <curls her tails all around Sol and dunks her in the mud> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-04-2002 07:51:21 PM
*wriggles and squirms and slips free of the tails... but is still nowhere to be seen*

...

.......

.........

RAAAAAAAAAAA!

*pops up from behind Katrinity and grabs her, falling back into the mud!*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-04-2002 07:51:46 PM
Video Tapes are avaliable after the fight!

and don't forget to buy Your "I was groped by a tentacle!" T-shirts!

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 07:52:56 PM
*continues holding RIG as a spell shield*

Your fork will have no effect!

*grabs GenericGirl and tosses her into the mud, too!*

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-04-2002 08:00:59 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
*continues holding RIG as a spell shield*

Your fork will have no effect!

*grabs GenericGirl and tosses her into the mud, too!*


Raises her hand

Can i mudwrestle too?

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 08:03:02 PM
*grabs Falaanla and removes her robe before throwing her into the mud*

Hey, even a Tentacle Monster understands the difficulty of cleaning this fabric.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-04-2002 08:03:14 PM
<rawrs and takes Sol down with her, wrassling the little slippery pixie> <snakes out a tail and tugs Fal by the wrist into the mud pit!>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-04-2002 08:05:14 PM
*hands Bajah his ticket to watch the mudwresting*

Woot.

*sets up lawn chair, beer cooler and gets comfortable*

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-04-2002 08:05:58 PM
Ooo, more people.

*leaps about happily dunking people's heads into the mud... that is before slipping and falling on Kat, dunking them both in the mud!*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-04-2002 08:06:11 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
*grabs Falaanla and removes her robe before throwing her into the mud*

Hey, even a Tentacle Monster understands the difficulty of cleaning this fabric.



That would be quite an expens---

Is dragged into the mud wrestling pit

yay!

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 08:06:16 PM
Good, stay close Trent. I may need a new spell shield, soon.
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-04-2002 08:06:40 PM
*Grabs onto the tenticle to try and keep out of the mud, slip, slide, splat!*

Oh no! Now I have tenticle juice all over me!

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-04-2002 08:08:38 PM
leaps at Solstyce
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-04-2002 08:08:54 PM
<is covered completely in mud..looks like some feral vixen from the jungle!> RAWR! <pounces on everybody in the mud>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-04-2002 08:09:03 PM
Gen actually said a silly "oh no" when she typed that.

*moves lawn chair away from the Bajah*

I am a bad shield, only add like 1 to your defense.

*goes back to watching*

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-04-2002 08:11:26 PM
Grr, you'll not... *glub* get m-*glub* I'm invici-*glub*

THAT'S IT!

*grabs a large handful of mud and tosses it at Fal*

Ha ha!

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-04-2002 08:15:21 PM
*Throws a mixture of mud and Tenticle juice on INT, hitting him right in the face*

Take that!

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-04-2002 08:15:57 PM
quote:
Solstyce had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Grr, you'll not... *glub* get m-*glub* I'm invici-*glub*

THAT'S IT!

*grabs a large handful of mud and tosses it at Fal*

Ha ha!


oh yes i wi---

Fal is then splatted by a large glob of mud

hey!!!

Fal then hurls a handful of mud back at Sol

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-04-2002 08:16:39 PM
Ewwww. Good thing tentacle juice has no effect on me.

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: ImNotTrent ]

Pacifica
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 08:16:55 PM
What the Marr is going on here?

* stands on the side of the mud pit, wearing a scornful yet bemused look on her face

And what's this tentacle monster doing here?

Pacifica
Cleric Of Mithaniel Marr, Xegony Server
Wields Spiky Mace
"If at first you don't succeed, get the warrior a rez."
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-04-2002 08:18:08 PM
*nudges Pacifica into the mud pit*
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-04-2002 08:22:18 PM
Helps to "ensure" that pacifica enters the mudpit

Fal

Mightion Defensor
posted 01-04-2002 08:22:44 PM
edit: oops... switch to Pacifica didn't take

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-04-2002 08:23:38 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mightion Defensor was all like:
AAAAAA!

* falls into the mud pit, getting mud all over her white and blue clothes since her armor is being polished


ar00?

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-04-2002 08:23:54 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Cuba:
AAAAAA!

* falls into the mud pit, getting mud all over her white and blue clothes since her armor is being polished



Wow. Mightion is a girl!

*ducks*

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-04-2002 08:25:07 PM
Dr. Mightion...meet Mrs. Hyde..er..Pacifica :P
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Pacifica
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 08:26:30 PM
AAAAAA!

* falls into the mud pit, getting mud all over her white and blue clothes since her armor is being polished

[OOC: Oopsie.]

Pacifica
Cleric Of Mithaniel Marr, Xegony Server
Wields Spiky Mace
"If at first you don't succeed, get the warrior a rez."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 08:28:13 PM
Did I mention this mud is not dirt and WATER, but rather dirt and HTM Juices?
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-04-2002 08:29:30 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about (_|_):
Did I mention this mud is not dirt and WATER, but rather dirt and HTM Juices?

so this is going to turn into one large orgy in a few minutes?

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-04-2002 08:29:36 PM
....

Homegrown Tomatoe (Mashed) juices?

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-04-2002 08:29:49 PM
quote:
Bajah stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Did I mention this mud is not dirt and WATER, but rather dirt and HTM Juices?

...eep.

Pacifica
Pancake
posted 01-04-2002 08:29:51 PM
quote:
Bajah thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Did I mention this mud is not dirt and WATER, but rather dirt and HTM Juices?

/me stands up in the mud, her clothes soiled with mud

No, you didn't!

* glares at the HTM, suddenly feeling very strange

Pacifica
Cleric Of Mithaniel Marr, Xegony Server
Wields Spiky Mace
"If at first you don't succeed, get the warrior a rez."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-04-2002 08:32:10 PM
YES!

I have gotten my revenge! All you all unknowingly participated!

Special thanks to NotTrent for the final shove there.

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