Don't let my fiancee see that...she was swooning over him the whole movie.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage wrote this stupid crap:
Isn't he Francis, from Malcolm in the Middle?
*blink,blink*
Oh Good God Damn...... Dude!
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Bloodsage had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Isn't he Francis, from Malcolm in the Middle?
No. He's an Aussie or something exotic like that, I believe.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
And Agent Smith as Elrond was a hoot! He did a good job, but kept that over-enunciated accent from "The Matrix."
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
I couldn't get that voice outta my head the entire time he was on the screen in LotR...
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Leaasa wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
[agent]MISTER ANDERSON...[/agent]I couldn't get that voice outta my head the entire time he was on the screen in LotR...
[Agent Elrond]Mister Baggins... It seems you've come into possession of a Ring. This... Ring... Must be destroyed.[/Agent Elrond]
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Leaasa wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
[agent]MISTER ANDERSON...[/agent]I couldn't get that voice outta my head the entire time he was on the screen in LotR...
So I'm not the only one who had that problem.
and /swooon I am gunna marry that elf
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Piper had this to say about Orlando Bloom:
*redirects the topic to the deliciousness of the Legolas*
*gets out his elf skinning knife*
Hrmm. Mebbe yu mite be rite. Kag like hiz elf lightly braised in a white wine sauce
/shrug
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
damned bishy bastards stealing all the women...
*wibbles*
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Leaasa wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
wtf is a wibble?
wibble : something women do while in the midst of orgasmic exstacy. wibbles wibbling wibbled
"Nothing feels more powerful than having a woman's legs wibbling at your ears."
I *hate* having wavy ass hair....
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(on salary) "I don't care much about the money at all. Frankly, if I get the chance to kiss someone in a movie, they wouldn't need to pay me at all."
*announces that she's decided to make a movie*
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Kanid had this to say about Tron:
wibble : something women do while in the midst of orgasmic exstacy. wibbles wibbling wibbled"Nothing feels more powerful than having a woman's legs wibbling at your ears."
Will agree 110% with that statement
*adds wibble to his vocabulary*
she was makin kinda funny noises up there...
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Leaasa impressed everyone with:
lmaoshe was makin kinda funny noises up there...
LIES!
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RPC had this to say about pies:
I'd kill that bastard for his hair.I *hate* having wavy ass hair....
My hair's alot like his, but brown instead of blonde.
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Zephyer had this to say about (_|_):
My hair's alot like his, but brown instead of blonde.
*Kills Zephy and does a hair transplant*
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Zephyer had this to say about Cuba:
My hair's alot like his, but brown instead of blonde.
*swoons*
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RPC had this to say about Duck Tales:
*Kills Zephy and does a hair transplant*
*kicks RPC's nose out the back of his head*
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Caela wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*swoons*
Go ogle over Gimly a little.
Hrm... this is new....
*decides he likes the new hair even with the nose outta place*
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Check out the big brain on RPC!
*notices that his nose is on the wrong end of his head*Hrm... this is new....
*decides he likes the new hair even with the nose outta place*
*scalps RPC and puts his hair back where it belongs...*
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Check out the big brain on Zephyer!
*scalps RPC and puts his hair back where it belongs...*
Gah! Now I'm bald!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I look like Delid!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
FreaksGo ogle over Gimly a little.
Gimli > All the hobbits.
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We were all impressed when RPC wrote:
I'd kill that bastard for his hair.I *hate* having wavy ass hair....
Talk to his makeup artist, the hair goes on with the ears.
Sar...