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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 12-21-2001 01:28:38 PM
Bubblegum Crisis r0xx0rs!
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-21-2001 01:34:16 PM
What do I win?
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-21-2001 01:42:42 PM
Anyone who posts after this wants to have sex with me.

**waits to win**

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 12-21-2001 06:07:45 PM
No, No I dont
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-21-2001 06:10:04 PM
<goes riding by on a giant cookie-sled> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-21-2001 06:50:43 PM
**breaks out the leather whips and whipped cream**

You knew what would happen if you posted!!!!

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-21-2001 07:09:38 PM
H0t sexxx0r? WHERE?!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Ryuujin
posted 12-21-2001 07:12:56 PM
All at the touch of a button.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-21-2001 07:14:22 PM
You all have no lives.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-21-2001 07:34:31 PM
*drums her fingers and mutters* Mortals... when are you going to learn that you will fail?
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-22-2001 12:03:06 AM
you thught you could sneak this past me, but you were wrong. I win again.
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-22-2001 12:06:18 AM
hi
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-22-2001 12:08:52 AM
*A large explosion of methane gas comes out of Ruvyen's backside, shaking the entire thread and knocking a bunch of stuff over.*

Excuse me.

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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 12-22-2001 12:24:08 AM
The post below is false.
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Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-22-2001 12:31:44 AM
the post above is more false
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 12-22-2001 12:32:40 AM
quote:
Demitri wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You all have no lives.

Duh.

And no, I don't want to have sex with the troll.

And yes, I will win!

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 12-22-2001 01:01:03 AM
We should all stop claiming victory because a person is always going to post after they make their proclamation.

If Kameks attempts to have sex with me, he shall find himself a foot shorter, and not in a good way.

And now I shall go off to sleep for 59 hours.(Or not)

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 12-22-2001 01:25:39 AM
quote:
Azrael/Cthon had this to say about (_|_):
If Kameks attempts to have sex with me, he shall find himself a foot shorter, and not in a good way.

A foot? I don't think he has that much to cut off.

However, I'm willing to let you try and see.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

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Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-22-2001 02:08:45 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Azrael/Cthon wrote:

If Kameks attempts to have sex with me, he shall find himself a foot shorter, and not in a good way.

a foot shorter? if he has a foot already, that would just be bad, kinda hurt, and if he looses a foot then he won;t have nothin at best. Now, what fun is that?

"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 12-22-2001 02:50:38 AM
NARF!!!

POIT!!!

ZORT!!




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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-22-2001 08:23:25 AM
That's it! Time for DRASTIC MEASURES!

*Puts earplugs in, and brings out a stereo with a Barney music CD in it. He presses play, cranks the volume up to the maximum, and grins.*

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 12-22-2001 08:46:41 AM
*bashes the stero with a sledgehammer and pays Ruvyen twice what it was worth*
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 12-22-2001 04:48:29 PM
quote:
Aaniele wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
a foot shorter? if he has a foot already, that would just be bad, kinda hurt, and if he looses a foot then he won;t have nothin at best. Now, what fun is that?

You're thinking of the wrong end, I'm starting at his hair and working my way down if you know what I mean.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 12-22-2001 05:21:45 PM
*Looks up at the mountain of posts* Damn. That's a mountain of posts. Yessiree.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Deathbeam Warhero
Pancake
posted 12-22-2001 06:44:35 PM
Well I think its time to grace this thread with my presence and you all do realize that if you were to be the last to post you could never claim victory because someone would post after you.


Secret sig test too. It sure is comfy on this bandwagon

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Rabidbunnylover
Pancake
posted 12-22-2001 06:46:00 PM
The post below this one is false

(note to the next poster:Saying this post is true would make it a paradox, which is cool.)

Merp
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-22-2001 06:50:58 PM
The post above has just broken 5 laws of physics.
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Steven Steve
posted 12-22-2001 06:55:32 PM
Last one to make a pathetic, stupid, spam thread that has no point and just takes up space wins!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 12-22-2001 07:21:31 PM
Winner.
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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 12-22-2001 08:22:29 PM
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!niw t'now I teb I

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 12-22-2001 08:48:20 PM
I think you're right
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-22-2001 09:04:40 PM
<-- A winnar is me!
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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 12-22-2001 09:40:23 PM
!thgir saw I
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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 12-22-2001 10:14:11 PM
He was right?
You were right!
He was right!

[ 12-22-2001: Message edited by: Otku ]

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-22-2001 10:16:58 PM
fuck...there. I posted the first swear word on this thread, therefore I win
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 12-22-2001 10:18:01 PM
quote:
De lid g am ond had this to say about dark elf butts:
fuck...there. I posted the first swear word on this thread, therefore I win

Quiet, fucktard.

Number two!!!

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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 12-22-2001 11:10:53 PM
yOUr AlL ConFUSing Me?!
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 12-23-2001 02:18:50 AM
Assheads...

Number three...




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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 12-23-2001 02:30:25 AM
.5
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-23-2001 02:58:55 AM
ok, so I'm reading the loading messages in EQ, and it says that half elves are really .49999999 percent elves. Now, why would anyone say that? its like saying they are less than half of 1 percent elvse. My human is that much an elf.
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
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