--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:
You are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Cassandra had this to say about Punky Brewster:
(bites Ryuujin, then tugs on his chain)
Sighs happily and nuzzles against Cassandra's leg
And I just added to the lag. Oopsie.
Brain farts are BAD, mm'kay?
*Chomp, chomp, chomp... Ruvyen takes a bite of Nair Bomb.*
Hah! Take THAT, smurfs!
Well, okay, no, it can't, and he isn't, and we're not, and the bad guy hasn't been punished, and the world hasn't been saved. But, oh, well. Life goes on.
quote:
Palou wrote this stupid crap:
*nuzzles Cassandra and Ryuujin* Mmmm warm
blushes at Palou
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Mortious impressed everyone with:
Mortious beats Cass to death with a rubber chicken, while screaming, "Slut!"
Be nice to your sister Mort or I'll send Delidgamond to England
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Does that rhyme with "braille" or with "Hai-ya!"?
Braille.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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We were all impressed when Mortious wrote:
Mortious beats Cass to death with a rubber chicken, while screaming, "Slut!"
*casts an animation spell on the rubber chicken so that it recites Hamlet (with a lisp) while Mort uses it to pound Cass*