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Topic: Last One To Post, WINS!
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-17-2002 06:02:43 PM
*Leons all over everyone. Twice.*

Sorry, everyone. A fever of 130F coupled with explosive gas tends to do that.

I am the winn-

*KABOOM! Explosive gas!*

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-17-2002 06:04:26 PM
Not anymore!
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-17-2002 06:05:06 PM
Karnaj staggers over to the prize, and karnajes all over it!

There, now no one will WANT it even if they DO win.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-17-2002 06:07:13 PM
Hah! There is no prize!
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Willias
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 06:14:26 PM
I'm back
Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 01-17-2002 06:24:57 PM
Back behind me that is....
Palou Sabaco
The Sexiest Lizard in Kelethin!
[Povar]
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-17-2002 06:25:26 PM
Heh...behind a loser...
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 01-17-2002 06:26:31 PM
hello
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-17-2002 06:35:39 PM
Hi
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 08:11:33 PM
@ll y0ur b4$3 @r3 b3l0ng +0 u$
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-17-2002 08:14:33 PM
You are so losing.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 08:17:18 PM
Actually I'm winning.
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 01-17-2002 08:21:46 PM
Loser this!!!

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches asleep on the love seat
someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

yo cut it

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

double-barrel buckshot

Soy un perdedor
i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cos one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
the daytime crap of a folksinger slob
he hung himself with a guitar string
slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

(get crazy with the cheeze whiz)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

(drive-by body pierce)

(yo bring it on down)

soooooooyy....

(I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

(I can't believe you)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Palou ]

Palou Sabaco
The Sexiest Lizard in Kelethin!
[Povar]
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 08:25:46 PM
ph34r my ub3r l33+ $k1llz!!!!111@#*()#$
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-17-2002 08:41:38 PM
Post = win
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 01-17-2002 08:43:42 PM
Waisztarroz = Not win

ODELAY

Palou Sabaco
The Sexiest Lizard in Kelethin!
[Povar]
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-17-2002 08:46:56 PM
Post2win
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 08:51:31 PM
zawg. That is all.
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-17-2002 08:58:42 PM
Zawg?
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Folx
Pancake
posted 01-17-2002 09:06:09 PM
Meow!
Meow, I say!
(Sig Pic by Blue Fantasy)
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-17-2002 09:40:36 PM
Now you're winning....

Now you're not.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Maradon!
posted 01-17-2002 09:50:36 PM
I'm in the lead! it's neck and neck with me!
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-17-2002 09:55:05 PM
Quack.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-17-2002 10:14:28 PM
you can all stop postng now cause i win
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-17-2002 10:15:20 PM
Okay
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-17-2002 10:35:50 PM
I am ignoring your win and thus posting, making you a loser. Ha!
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 01-17-2002 11:30:12 PM
I'll throw in a post too. Can't win if you don't play.
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-17-2002 11:35:55 PM
Postidy Post Post
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-17-2002 11:47:32 PM
Have you ever seen those battery powered nose hair trimmers? Am I the only one that thinks this sounds like a really BAD IDEA?

Who was it that said "Let's take a motor, slap some batteries on to run it, put blades on the end, and SHOVE IT UP OUR NOSES"? What the HELL were they on?!?

So, needless to say, I got one. When the fleas wake up in the morning, they're going to find crop circles in the cat's fur.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-18-2002 12:04:16 AM
Do fleas ever sleep? I wonder if they dream?
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 01-18-2002 01:01:23 AM
Anyone rember what the IRC thread got upto befor Drys locked it?

This one may be the new biggest thread...........

Veni, vidi, vici
nem-x
posted 01-18-2002 05:05:56 AM
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-18-2002 05:35:52 AM
most definitely zawg
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 01-18-2002 06:00:50 AM
Soul Calibur owns...
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-18-2002 06:04:25 AM
html help > last one to post wins
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-18-2002 09:13:24 AM
Ours is better cause it was made here in the home of EC.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-18-2002 09:15:10 AM
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-18-2002 09:16:28 AM
Haha! Flamed!
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-18-2002 11:02:52 AM
So, I was thinking about those "X-Ray" glasses that are coming out, the ones that can see through some kinds of clothing. I realized that there could be a whole new market for clothing because of them.

Clothing that can NOT be seen through. And clothing made to be seen through.

What fun...

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-18-2002 11:23:30 AM
If you wanted to buy clothing people could see through, why not just run around naked?
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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