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Topic: Last One To Post, WINS!
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-07-2002 08:44:08 PM
Sorry, n00b, but you won't win.

Your register date:01-05-2002
My register date:12-06-2000

A newbie shall never defeat a master. I shall strike you down.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-07-2002 08:50:50 PM
Cthon runs through the thread, being chased by Azrael. On his way through, Cthon flips up Suchii's skirt. Suchii reacts instinctively and smashes Azrael over the head, mistaking him for her harasser.

*Lies face down on the floor, little birdies flying above his head* Ow....

[Edit: UBB owned me again ]

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: Azrael/Cthon ]

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-07-2002 08:53:18 PM
*Decides to destroy Azrael/Cthon's chances by mentioning yaoi and crushing him.*

Lesson 1: Never put your weakness in your sig.

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: WaisztarrozBarrimas ]

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-07-2002 08:57:06 PM
Let it die, damnit.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-07-2002 08:58:20 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on WaisztarrozBarrimas!
*Decides to destroy Azrael/Cthon's chances by mentioning yaoi and crushing him.*

Lesson 1: Never put your weakness in your sig.


*Gets up off the floor, runs over to Waisz and smashes him HARD over the head with the flat of his blade* That was a warning you fool!

*Runs back over to Suchii and collapses where he was*

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-07-2002 08:58:48 PM
Okay, I'll let it die.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 01-07-2002 09:52:59 PM
ODELAY! I win!
Palou Sabaco
The Sexiest Lizard in Kelethin!
[Povar]
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-07-2002 10:04:19 PM
Can't you follow directions? Let this thread die!
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 01-07-2002 10:31:52 PM
quote:
WaisztarrozBarrimas had this to say about Cuba:
Can't you follow directions? Let this thread die!

Oh, I can follow directions all right. I just choose not to.

Hummm... I need my own version of "ODELAY" to shout.

Spoon? Nah, it's been done. I'll have to think on it.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 01-07-2002 10:55:24 PM
You all have to much time.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-07-2002 11:27:24 PM
*looks around*

Hello....

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-08-2002 12:02:31 AM
it is my sworn duty to keep this tread alive and well
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Steven Steve
posted 01-08-2002 12:08:18 AM
You died, bitch!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Ryuujin
posted 01-08-2002 12:09:02 AM
i win k thx bye
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-08-2002 12:16:09 AM
not quite
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 01-08-2002 12:18:14 AM
Did anyone else ever wonder if Red13 was able to use his tailtip to light his own farts?
I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-08-2002 12:20:03 AM
QUA QUA
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-08-2002 04:49:32 AM


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-08-2002 04:53:07 AM
quote:
Ryu Kamen had this to say about Tron:
Did anyone else ever wonder if Red13 was able to use his tailtip to light his own farts?

No...I didn't.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 01-08-2002 10:24:52 AM
Well, neither did I.
I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Mightion Defensor
posted 01-08-2002 10:27:08 AM
* wanders around the thread looking for Abbigail
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-08-2002 10:30:23 AM
quote:
Azrael/Cthon had this to say about (_|_):
Cthon flips up Suchii's skirt.

... RAR!!! Bajah rips Cthon in half, burying each half in seperate non-diclosed locations.

If she actually wore skirts, I'd have done much worse.

[ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 01-08-2002 10:34:13 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Robocop:
If she actually wore skirts, I'd have done much worse.

And when an HTM says that, you better believe it!

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-08-2002 11:27:49 AM
*mopes about a bit*
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-08-2002 11:41:22 AM
Cthon's upper half digs itself out and wanders off to find something to absorb to replace the lost lower half.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-08-2002 11:46:36 AM
^
|
|

Waisz
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-08-2002 12:56:58 PM
MORT *pounces and ties him up* I SHALT SHOWER YOU IN LOVE, KISSES AND CARE BEAR HUGGIES!
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-08-2002 01:16:45 PM
blooooo

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-08-2002 01:25:26 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mortious Shadowstalker was all like:
^
|
|

Waisz

Oooh...j00 dead f00.

*straps Mortious down and makes him watch every Power Puff Girl episode ever made.*

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Mr. Bojangles
Pancake
posted 01-08-2002 03:34:03 PM
Never fear, Mr. Bojangles is here!
I plan to live forever, so far so good...
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-08-2002 03:36:21 PM
Aren't you suppose to like, dance for us and stuff?
Mr. Bojangles
Pancake
posted 01-08-2002 03:42:42 PM
Only if you'll throw change.
I plan to live forever, so far so good...
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-08-2002 03:44:51 PM
Sure, I'll throw change.
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 01-08-2002 03:47:59 PM
quote:
Mr. Bojangles had this to say about pies:
Never fear, Mr. Bojangles is here!

This is my friend from school. Much like Malkav, Gork, and Razor are/once were. He's just a little nuts, he'll fit in fine.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-08-2002 03:54:21 PM
quote:
Mr. Bojangles thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Never fear, Mr. Bojangles is here!

I'm going to stab you so much.

The rest of you bums who got ahead are dying too.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Rabidbunnylover
Pancake
posted 01-08-2002 04:26:46 PM
Wee
Merp
Mr. Bojangles
Pancake
posted 01-08-2002 04:28:21 PM
Places his hat on the ground and does a jig
I plan to live forever, so far so good...
greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 01-08-2002 04:43:59 PM
*nibbles on spice drops*
..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-08-2002 05:14:08 PM
Thinks about....

Someone.

Mr. Bojangles
Pancake
posted 01-08-2002 05:30:21 PM
quote:
ImNotTrent had this to say about (_|_):
Sure, I'll throw change.

Ok... so where is it?

I plan to live forever, so far so good...
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