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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 01-02-2002 05:18:22 PM
quote:
WaisztarrozBarrimas had this to say:
*Licks himself on his cheek slowly...*

Mmm...donuts...

(blinks)

(claims WaisztarrozBarrimas' donut-flavoured cheek as her own)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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Mightion Defensor
posted 01-02-2002 05:20:32 PM
Donuts?

I now use the word PIE in this thread to see if Drysart has any pie-sniffers activated.

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-02-2002 05:23:57 PM
It doesn't taste like donuts anymore...unless....

*Eats more donuts*

Yep, that's how it works. Good thing I'm subscribed to the donut of the day club.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 01-02-2002 05:28:07 PM
* steps in front of the line while Waisz is distracted by donuts
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-02-2002 05:29:45 PM
*Uses his l33t telekenetic powers to get ahead of Mightion without moving a muscle.*
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Mightion Defensor
posted 01-02-2002 05:31:25 PM
* pushes Waisz aside, barely having to move a muscle
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-02-2002 05:33:01 PM
*Enters his dream world where he is beating Mightion*
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Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 01-02-2002 05:33:18 PM
*Runs from the Soviets and throws wooden nickles* HELP HELP JESUS IS GONNA GET ME!!!!

ODELAY!!!!!

Palou Sabaco
The Sexiest Lizard in Kelethin!
[Povar]
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-02-2002 05:33:58 PM
Stupid reptiles.
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Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 01-02-2002 05:35:24 PM
I'm not stupid Im beating you this second!! ODELAY!
Palou Sabaco
The Sexiest Lizard in Kelethin!
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-02-2002 05:36:57 PM
I don't know what "odelay" means, but I'm guessing it means that you're losing, pal.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 01-02-2002 05:37:05 PM
* just remembered, from seeing the Iksar, that he needs new luggage...
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-02-2002 05:38:38 PM
*Tosses Mightion into a pool that has no way of getting out*

I wonder how well that armor floats.

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-02-2002 05:39:53 PM
*Throws his sword at the donut(s)!*

Blue Ruvyen shot the food!

*Goes to take first place, and all the treasure and food ahead!*

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Mightion Defensor
posted 01-02-2002 05:40:24 PM
/me has a swimming skill of 200

/me hops out of the pool

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-02-2002 05:42:14 PM
*Runs ahead of Mightion, and begins throwing greatswords at him from first!*
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Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 01-02-2002 05:42:36 PM
*Makes himself into Iksar Hide Boots and puts them on* Muhahaha I am uber now!! ODELAY
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-02-2002 05:44:11 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Duck Tales:
*Throws his sword at the donut(s)!*

Blue Ruvyen shot the food!

*Goes to take first place, and all the treasure and food ahead!*

You...destroyed...donuts

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Runs right through Ruvyen and the wet Mightion.*

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-02-2002 05:45:15 PM
quote:
Palou stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
*Makes himself into Iksar Hide Boots and puts them on* Muhahaha I am uber now!! ODELAY

Damn!

*Picks up the Extra Speed, and runs into first, picking up some food, treasure, and Reflective Shot just before Palou!*

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-02-2002 05:48:24 PM
*Teleports Ruvyen to the big ooze monster.*
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Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 01-02-2002 06:46:50 PM
*makes himself into a matching pair of gloves*

A-HA!! DOUBLE UBER! Boots and gloves > Speed power-up

ODELAY

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-02-2002 07:00:10 PM
*Zooms into first, in one of those tiny little Shriner cars.*
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-02-2002 07:01:21 PM
...
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-02-2002 07:06:03 PM
*Runs over Demitri, and continues on to first!*
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-02-2002 07:21:15 PM
Whee!

*Proceeds to go as fast as possible, attempting to make it impossible to catch up to him!*

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Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 01-02-2002 07:29:52 PM
*bonk*

I AM NOW IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 01-02-2002 07:34:40 PM
Move along, there is nothing to see here. The horse is dead. There is no reason to beat it any more. Move along, move along.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-02-2002 07:35:07 PM
No one passes the guy in the... OHNO! SPEED BUMP!

*Is tossed out of the shriner car by the speed bump.*

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-02-2002 08:05:19 PM
*Walks through the thread*


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-02-2002 08:05:43 PM
You all suck.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-02-2002 09:05:59 PM
Ohno! I can't lose to a blind person!

*Runs into first!*

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 01-02-2002 09:08:08 PM
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-02-2002 09:50:52 PM
OHNO BRAEN DIE NOW

HAHA OW OW GONADS

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-02-2002 09:58:33 PM
I am the winnar! Har har har argh!
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Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 01-02-2002 10:23:42 PM
Bacon.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-02-2002 10:26:46 PM
NO! YOU BREAKED MY PWNAGE STREAK! AAGH!

Erm, I mean... PWNED!

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-02-2002 10:43:47 PM
rubs all his comtition out with the erase on his gaint pencil
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-02-2002 10:49:27 PM
Mortious idly wanders past everyone while they fight amongst themselves.
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 01-02-2002 10:52:36 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Cuba:
Whee!

*Proceeds to go as fast as possible, attempting to make it impossible to catch up to him!*


*steps out ahead of Ruvyen, using the same power that always got Dick Dastardly in front of the other Wacky Racers, and bonks him on the head with her hammer*

Only I can Wheeeee in this thread....

*streaks off in the lead again*


WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!




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Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
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Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 01-02-2002 11:30:08 PM
*rides through in a lion drawn chariot*
I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

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