I have not won completely?
Looks like it's time for me to do some smashing!
Bajah summons a fiery maul and glares at the 'competition.'
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Suchii had this to say about Cuba:
What, you enjoy being beaten into a pulp?
The politically correct term would be masochist, thankyouverymuch! 
Ozius
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Bajah had this to say about (_|_):
... competition?I have not won completely?
Looks like it's time for me to do some smashing!
Bajah summons a fiery maul and glares at the 'competition.'
And I got your back Bajah!
*calls upon his sentient staff and mems some spells*
I knew I'd finally be able to use this bat guanno and sulfer! Suh-weet!
Ozius
*Smooches Suchii politely on the hand*
Narf!
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Bajah thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
... competition?I have not won completely?
Looks like it's time for me to do some smashing!
Bajah summons a fiery maul and glares at the 'competition.'
Azizza Dumps a bucket of Icewater over Bajah
Calm down. DOn't kill him... Yet.. if you do it now there will be witnesses. Wait till later.
*runs up, hugs Suchii and starts kissing her*
And I an not getting frther than 2 inches away untill you put that hammer down!
But besides, it is not like all I can do is wing that hammer around at its full length 
hehehe
I ALMOST had a real life warhammer once. But my mother made me return it to the store, bah (well I was only 14, I had to listen :P)
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Suchii impressed everyone with:
lol this is getting wierd
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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Suchii had this to say about dark elf butts:
Well not like I would want to bash you, but I have these boots for a reason ~_oBut besides, it is not like all I can do is wing that hammer around at its full length
hehehe
Well, if you were to choke up on that hammer much, the handle would blance out the head and you wouldn;t get a decient swing. Also, with a head that large, you would need both hands to swing it, or once again, it wouldn;t ahve enough velocity to do any damage.
And as far as the boots go, I am not afeared. I have steel toes, and I don;t think you could kick me close in anyway.
Rar!
*squeezes Suchii and kisses her again*
hehehe ^_^ *huggies*
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Suchii wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Or my personal favorite, strangling people with my ponytail
*raises his hand to volunteer*
